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BACK FROM THE HEATHENS
PRAISE THE LORD, I AM BACK!
Yes my good TRUE CHRISTIAN friends, there are other places without internet apart from hell (though seeing some of the hellspawns in some newer threads I start to doubt about internetless hell...).
This story starts way back, more than 5 years ago when the Good Pastors asked me if I was willing to risk my eternal soul for the Greater Glory of GOD and it's Only True Church.
How could I say no, with JESUS by my side, was it not said from the start?
Genesis 28:15 And, behold, I am with thee, and will keep thee in all places whither thou goest, and will bring thee again into this land; for I will not leave thee, until I have done that which I have spoken to thee of.
For the Good Pastors of LBC had seen that amidst the immorality of this world there was a place that, though inhabited by almost bestial Yellows, put to shame the GOD's own US of America (praised be HIS choice and may HE lead as always as ever)
But although their morality seemed in line with GOD's, there was the stench of hell around that country. There were rumors that they worshiped the Satan in his reddest commun... comm... humm, Chico, Harpo and Groucho travesty of a message.
Yellow and Sin Red, didn't seem promising but the Pastors ALWAYS know best and as Matthew 18:12 asked,
How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
Of course not! THAT IS WHY IT IS PRESENTED AS A QUESTION.
The good Pastors must stay with the faithful flock and at best send an expendable body to preach to those worthless ingrates.
So after a long journey, and more than a month after leaving our beloved community I finally arrived at whatever they call that city in that most ungodly language of theirs.
As for the voyage I'll add more on it later; the things I had to see in those GOD forgotten cloacae that lesser people call countries.
First impressions were mixed, on one hand there was a TRUE and visible FEAR OF GOD that the rest of the world seems to have forgotten, that and modest (and specially quiet and respectful wome... females) , on the other hand it was hardly possible to find someone who spoke; they smiled, made bestial noises, but that was it.
I know, it was GOD HIMSELF that started it
Genesis 11:7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
But I am sure that he went no further than French or Greek, all the rest was surely Satan's own noisebox.
There is along story, too long for a simple TRUE CHRISTIAN salutation to my beloved brothers. If the Good Pastors so allow I will delve into details later.
As for my return let us just say that the situation "went to the dogs" and a return seemed inevitable.
The return was uneventful until a boat was to be procured under the direst circumstances.
As everyone knows sailors are the descendants of a couple of Sodom's worst citizens who had gone out to visit a distant cousin when the city was destroyed.
Thanks to GOD's own advice I escaped eternal damnation, for as I was locked on that accursed ship, expecting to be submitted to the most damning of abominations the GRACE OF GOD presented itself as to Solomon.
1 Kings 3:5 In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.
And I asked for the most Holy of boons. That JESUS might stand by my side and deliver me from Satan's claws.
JESUS, PRAISED BE HIS NAME! made the words clear in my mind. What deliverance could I want, I that had been delivered by HIS BLOOD, by HIS BIBLE and by HIS CHURCH.
Deliverance was where it always was, in the KJV, and deliverance for HIS PEOPLE as well (on the people's part HE added something that is surely true as I am here now between you and not rotting in hell).
So the words came as in fire before my eyes.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
So when the Sodomites entered my cell I was firmly STANDING against the wall, and through the most intense and confounding sensations that Satan sent me through my tribulation, my knees did not bend an inch, my body and soul an.. well I stood ERECT, proud as TRUE CHRISTIAN SOLDIER and my soul was saved. My knees only bent after I was left alone to clean a soiled body but a PURE SOUL, they bent to pray and thank to JESUS for he is truly always with us in our inner crucible, I could truly feel him inside me, still.
Indeed it is written, Mark 4:11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:
Back amongst good TRUE CHRISTIANS I must ask you to join me in Prayer and joy.
PRAISE THE LORD!
Yes my good TRUE CHRISTIAN friends, there are other places without internet apart from hell (though seeing some of the hellspawns in some newer threads I start to doubt about internetless hell...).
This story starts way back, more than 5 years ago when the Good Pastors asked me if I was willing to risk my eternal soul for the Greater Glory of GOD and it's Only True Church.
How could I say no, with JESUS by my side, was it not said from the start?
Genesis 28:15 And, behold, I am with thee, and will keep thee in all places whither thou goest, and will bring thee again into this land; for I will not leave thee, until I have done that which I have spoken to thee of.
For the Good Pastors of LBC had seen that amidst the immorality of this world there was a place that, though inhabited by almost bestial Yellows, put to shame the GOD's own US of America (praised be HIS choice and may HE lead as always as ever)
But although their morality seemed in line with GOD's, there was the stench of hell around that country. There were rumors that they worshiped the Satan in his reddest commun... comm... humm, Chico, Harpo and Groucho travesty of a message.
Yellow and Sin Red, didn't seem promising but the Pastors ALWAYS know best and as Matthew 18:12 asked,
How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
Of course not! THAT IS WHY IT IS PRESENTED AS A QUESTION.
The good Pastors must stay with the faithful flock and at best send an expendable body to preach to those worthless ingrates.
So after a long journey, and more than a month after leaving our beloved community I finally arrived at whatever they call that city in that most ungodly language of theirs.
As for the voyage I'll add more on it later; the things I had to see in those GOD forgotten cloacae that lesser people call countries.
First impressions were mixed, on one hand there was a TRUE and visible FEAR OF GOD that the rest of the world seems to have forgotten, that and modest (and specially quiet and respectful wome... females) , on the other hand it was hardly possible to find someone who spoke; they smiled, made bestial noises, but that was it.
I know, it was GOD HIMSELF that started it
Genesis 11:7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
But I am sure that he went no further than French or Greek, all the rest was surely Satan's own noisebox.
There is along story, too long for a simple TRUE CHRISTIAN salutation to my beloved brothers. If the Good Pastors so allow I will delve into details later.
As for my return let us just say that the situation "went to the dogs" and a return seemed inevitable.
The return was uneventful until a boat was to be procured under the direst circumstances.
As everyone knows sailors are the descendants of a couple of Sodom's worst citizens who had gone out to visit a distant cousin when the city was destroyed.
Thanks to GOD's own advice I escaped eternal damnation, for as I was locked on that accursed ship, expecting to be submitted to the most damning of abominations the GRACE OF GOD presented itself as to Solomon.
1 Kings 3:5 In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.
And I asked for the most Holy of boons. That JESUS might stand by my side and deliver me from Satan's claws.
JESUS, PRAISED BE HIS NAME! made the words clear in my mind. What deliverance could I want, I that had been delivered by HIS BLOOD, by HIS BIBLE and by HIS CHURCH.
Deliverance was where it always was, in the KJV, and deliverance for HIS PEOPLE as well (on the people's part HE added something that is surely true as I am here now between you and not rotting in hell).
So the words came as in fire before my eyes.
Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
So when the Sodomites entered my cell I was firmly STANDING against the wall, and through the most intense and confounding sensations that Satan sent me through my tribulation, my knees did not bend an inch, my body and soul an.. well I stood ERECT, proud as TRUE CHRISTIAN SOLDIER and my soul was saved. My knees only bent after I was left alone to clean a soiled body but a PURE SOUL, they bent to pray and thank to JESUS for he is truly always with us in our inner crucible, I could truly feel him inside me, still.
Indeed it is written, Mark 4:11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:
Back amongst good TRUE CHRISTIANS I must ask you to join me in Prayer and joy.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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