Hello, fellow Christ-lovers!

[HeathenSlayer]

My name is Matthew David Abalam, and I am a Christian Scientist! I have my PhD in nuclear theology from Bob Jones University, and am currently working hard to debunk the vile filth spewed from the mouths of the evolutionists. I work out of the Creationist Museum (msg me for free tickets!), and joined here to talk to fellow believers in the TRUTH.

[John C. Coleman]

Re: Hello, fellow Christ-lovers!

My name is Matthew David Abalam, and I am a Christian Scientist! I have my PhD in nuclear theology from Bob Jones University, and am currently working hard to debunk the vile filth spewed from the mouths of the evolutionists. I work out of the Creationist Museum (msg me for free tickets!), and joined here to talk to fellow believers in the TRUTH.

Welcome to the Godliest forums on the internet! Good to see another Creationst Scientist here. Bribery won't work here young man (Exodus 23:8), but I appreciate the offer for the free tickets. What church do you attend? Whats your favorite bible verse?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Hello and welcome to God's forum, Matthew!

I have a doctorate in Theomathematics, and work hard to reconcile the lies of secular mathematics with the Word of God. Most secular mathematicians won't take my work seriously, but I am undaunted...for I have the true axioms of God's Word as the foundation of my work.

Can you tell us more about your walk with Jesus, how you found Him, what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse, how many sons you have brought forth to fill the ranks of God's Army, etc.?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Hello, Matthew!

It's a pleasure to welcome you to our forums. Your picture is small but it looks as if you're just a young man. How old are you, if I may ask?

Youth often overcomes reason and causes us to make decisions that we would not make later in life. My Great Great Grandmother was a follower of Mary Baker Eddy (not on Twitter, but in real life) when Great Great Grandmother was but 15, after one of her friends took her to a Christian Science Reading Room. She used the old Christian Science Monitors to line her bird cages when she was finished absorbing everything that was in their pages. Then, one day, she met a Baptist woman, discovered the truth about our Lord and went on to help seed many Baptist churches in Delaware, New Jersey, and many other godless places.

Your choice of name is puzzling to me; it is not our place to kill heathens since Our Lord will do that for us:

Psalms 139:19
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.

True Christian (TM) science is best found in the King James Bible (1611) or most books by Max Lucado. Again, these are things that come to you after you begin to believe in Jesus; they seem as nonsense to unbelievers. The key to faith is to accept the Bible as it is written, question nothing, because if God said it, well - it is so. Let those who seek to question your faith flounder in trying to disprove it; Christianity is filled with things that make no sense at first glance; the important thing is to ignore that first glance and then look for proof of the Bible in the Bible, since it proves itself. Praise Jesus for making it so simple for us to learn of Him by inspiring men to write a book about Him because He knew we would likely not believe in Him but He wanted us to do so because of His plan to put sin into the world to tempt us, but since He also knew He loved us, it would be silly to create us only to kill us, so He killed Himself for us. It's so simple I figure the unchurched cannot picture it; but again, the longer you live the Christian life, the unlikely becomes likely and the strange becomes the norm. Hallelujah!

Again, Welcome! I hope you'll open your mind to the teachings you'll find here; the Holy Ghost (the only ghost in whom I believe) has led you here; what you do from this point forward is up to God's gift of free will. Of course, free will can lead you to Hell if you don't make the choice God wants you to.

Sounds like a paradox at first, but it really isn't, because God provided all the answers before you think of a question. Seek Him, and He will come.

Lovingly,
NRL

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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My name is Matthew David Abalam, and I am a Christian Scientist! I have my PhD in nuclear theology from Bob Jones University, and am currently working hard to debunk the vile filth spewed from the mouths of the evolutionists. I work out of the Creationist Museum (msg me for free tickets!), and joined here to talk to fellow believers in the TRUTH.

Hi, Matthew...

My, my...aren't you a young lad. Nuclear Theology? You must be smart. The government needs smart Christian men. We're lucky to have you on our side--are you really on our side??? Time will tell, young man. Time will tell (see 1 John 2:19).

I'm just a good ole' country Pastor from the south, but Creation Science happens to be one of my greatest loves. I, for one, dig Theometeorology (Jesus' clear-cut alternative to secular trash meteorology like those insolent false prophets at The Weather Channel)...

Matthew 16:1-4:
16 The Pharisees also with the Sadducees came, and tempting desired him that he would shew them a sign from heaven.
2 He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red.
3 And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?
4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And he left them, and departed.

Psalm 148:8:
8 Fire, and hail; snow, and vapours; stormy wind fulfilling his word:

I Kings 8:35-36:
35 When heaven is shut up, and there is no rain, because they have sinned against thee; if they pray toward this place, and confess thy name, and turn from their sin, when thou afflictest them:
36 Then hear thou in heaven, and forgive the sin of thy servants, and of thy people Israel, that thou teach them the good way wherein they should walk, and give rain upon thy land, which thou hast given to thy people for an inheritance.

Nahum 1:3:
3 The Lord is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked: the Lord hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.

Praise Him!

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Abalam?



Is your daddy an A-rab?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Hello, fellow Christ-lovers!

Abalam?



Is your daddy an A-rab?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I'm not up on demonology, but apparently, Abalam is the name of one of the kings of hell, an assistant to Paimon.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Isn't Abalam the name of an obscure demon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_theological_demons

The demon Abalam is a King of Hell and an assistant to Paimon. He takes possession of a human's body to encourage the human to commit lust.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Satan is such a deceiver. I knew a fellow with a speech impediment that made it hard for him to say Alabama. Now I know it was the devil taking control of him so that he would say Abalam all the time, invoking the pronged privates of the prince of perdition.

In JESUS NAME, and through the power of the blood of JESUS, I rebuke the devil and bind him from being able to read this forum. Blind the devil's eyes, Oh Lord of Hosts, and give us wisdom to discern the things that you would have us to know and to appreciate the ignorance that comes from being able to have full faith in You since You take care of us in every possible way when it is Your choice to do so. GLORY TO YOUR NAME!

NRL