X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • TheAmazingChimp
    Unsaved trash, teenaged gaywad
    • Jan 2014
    • 13

    #1

    This Morning I hated but now, I Love Him. I am a Quick Study

    You know on second thought I am a Christian. Atheist's are really stupid. Plus I just registered to go to a true Christian church. I hate witchcraft because it's dumb. I'm proud to be a true member of the board. God has saved me in many ways so I should be thankful.
    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #2
    Re: I've Changed My Ways

    Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
    You know on second thought I am a Christian. Atheist's are really stupid. Plus I just registered to go to a true Christian church. I hate witchcraft because it's dumb. I'm proud to be a true member of the board. God has saved me in many ways so I should be thankful.

    Dear amazing chimp

    Then change your user, a chimp cannot be saved.

    That and the small detail of presenting your church and your favorite KJV verse.

    PRAISE THE LORD!

    Comment

    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #3
      Re: I've Changed My Ways

      Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
      You know on second thought I am a Christian. Atheist's are really stupid. Plus I just registered to go to a true Christian church. I hate witchcraft because it's dumb. I'm proud to be a true member of the board. God has saved me in many ways so I should be thankful.
      I am puzzled by this new development.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

      Comment

      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999

        #4
        Re: I've Changed My Ways

        Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
        I am puzzled by this new development.
        But prayer is powerful, and sometimes the Lord works wonders in a very short time. I would love to embrace you, Amazing Champ, if your words are sincere and your intentions pure.

        Let us mentor you on your journey to discover the things God has in store. His store is always open.

        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

        Comment

        • TheAmazingChimp
          Unsaved trash, teenaged gaywad
          • Jan 2014
          • 13

          #5
          Re: I've Changed My Ways

          Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
          Dear amazing chimp

          Then change your user, a chimp cannot be saved.

          That and the small detail of presenting your church and your favorite KJV verse.

          PRAISE THE LORD!

          John 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
          For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16

          Comment

          • see_the_light
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 1386

            #6
            Re: I've Changed My Ways

            Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
            John 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
            Nice choice, a bit soft but not half bad.

            But do remember that HE didn't love everyone, and that believing in this context is true belief, believing and following all the rules.

            PRAISE THE LORD!

            Comment

            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: I've Changed My Ways

              Originally posted by TheAmazingChamp View Post
              John 3:16...
              Nice, but even better in context:

              John 3:16-21 "16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be *reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God."
              So Jehovah-esque. To open, a little bit of niceties about how Good™ He'll be to those that accept His yoke willingly (which is all that the fluffy bunnies are able to absorb and remember, they kinda drift off from here on), then we get a full blast of fiery Holy Wrath against those who have the temerity to not accept His Lovingkindness™ on the basis of the evidence presented (ie., none), and then the closer that shows True Christians™ to be Godly and perfect.

              So why would a theistic Buddhist () want to join Landover?

              Comment

              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2013
                • 1284

                #8
                Re: I've Changed My Ways

                After reading your first thread, I must say I am rightfully suspicious of this new turn of events.

                Romans 16:18 (1611 King James Bible)

                For they that are such, serue not our Lord Iesus Christ, but their owne belly, and by good wordes and faire speeches deceiue the hearts of the simple.
                2 Timothy 3:13 (1611 King James Bible)

                But euill men and seducers shall waxe worse and worse, deceiuing, and being deceiued.
                Ephesians 5:6 (1611 King James Bible)

                Let no man deceiue you with vaine words: for because of these things commeth the wrath of God vpon the children of disobedience.
                sigpic

                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

                Comment

                Working...