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  • Jacques Anape
    Unsaved Trash Undercover Papist
     
    • Jun 2008
    • 96

    #1

    Getting tired of the insults...

    I see the form around here seems to be that members who do not agree with the views of the 'pastors' are chastized through a series of covert tools. Since joing here a few days ago, I have done my best to be friendly, open and honest. I have posted here in the spirit of love and friendship, and treated each and every one of you as brothers and sisters in Christ.

    Since coming here, the people who run this show have:

    1. Posted some stupid parody picture of a police officer as my avatar.

    2. Written 'unsaved trash' beside my name (Does 'judge not, lest ye be judged' ring a bell?). I have noticed that a Catholic contributor here has also been labelled a paedophile. This is libel, and I hope he sues you.

    3. Changed my username to 'Jacque-Off'. (Haha. Very funny - now please change it back).

    4. Sent me 'infraction' notices.

    Now these 'notices' are an interesting feature of this board, which I've never come across anywhere else. Seems a guy can pick up an 'infraction' for daring to question someone else. One of these infractions related to a perfectly true fact that I pointed out - the English High Court did NOT rule in favor of Sharia law. A judge merely mentioned in a speech at a private function that he saw some circumstances in which it might be used. For stating this, I received an 'infraction'.

    The second infraction I received from the so-called 'senior Pastor', who objected to the use of the word 'daft' in one of my postings. This, he said, proved I wasn't American. I have given all the information I intend to give out about my private life here, which anyone can read on my public profile. I was born in France, raised in Ireland by American parents, and now live in Charlotte, NC. I have an American passport. But I guess that doesn't matter round here. Seems to me that posters are picked on and are the subject of regular insults and name-calling if they don't conform to LBC's wacky version of theology.

    Right now, I'm going off to get some sleep. I will have a think in the morning whether it's worth coming back here. I have a feeling that my time here sharing the love of the Jesus of the Bible (as opposed to the 'Jesus of LBC') would be more profitable spent elsewhere.

    Good night,
    Jacques.
    In Christ there is no East or West,
    In Him no South or North;
    But one great fellowship of love
    Throughout the whole wide earth.
    (W A Dunkerley, 1852-1941)
  • Walter Brimstone
    On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 188

    #2
    Re: Getting tired of the insults...

    You want some cheese with your whine buddy? If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen! Although, where you are headed, you will run into some heat anyway.

    JM

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: Getting tired of the insults...

      Originally posted by Jacque_Off View Post
      Right now, I'm going off to get some sleep. I will have a think in the morning whether it's worth coming back here. I have a feeling that my time here sharing the love of the Jesus of the Bible (as opposed to the 'Jesus of LBC') would be more profitable spent elsewhere.

      Good night,
      Jacques.
      Oh for the love of Pete Jacque; there's no need to get all offended. You've been pretty antagonistic yourself. Wasn't it you that tried to pass yourself off as a real police officer? Wasn't it you that has spent the last few days doing nothing but telling us how wrong we are?

      Listen, I'm going to try and find out who changed your name and gave you that goofy avatar. Until then you could try and get along with the others in a more appropriate manner and view your admonishment's as heartfelt advice. Being all pouty will not bring you closer to Christ.

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      • Walter Brimstone
        On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 188

        #4
        Re: Getting tired of the insults...

        "I have noticed that a Catholic contributor here has also been labelled a paedophile."

        Did you ever stop to think that Catholic Priests are pedophiles? Watch the news sometime. I got 2 of them close by where I live and I can't sleep nights knowing they're out and about.

        JM

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Getting tired of the insults...

          Originally posted by Jacque_Off View Post
          I see the form around here seems to be that members who do not agree with the views of the 'pastors' are chastized through a series of covert tools. Since joing here a few days ago, I have done my best to be friendly, open and honest. I have posted here in the spirit of love and friendship, and treated each and every one of you as brothers and sisters in Christ.

          Since coming here, the people who run this show have:

          1. Posted some stupid divine revelation picture of a police officer as my avatar.

          2. Written 'unsaved trash' beside my name (Does 'judge not, lest ye be judged' ring a bell?). I have noticed that a Catholic contributor here has also been labelled a paedophile. This is libel, and I hope he sues you.

          3. Changed my username to 'Jacque-Off'. (Haha. Very funny - now please change it back).

          4. Sent me 'infraction' notices.

          Now these 'notices' are an interesting feature of this board, which I've never come across anywhere else. Seems a guy can pick up an 'infraction' for daring to question someone else. One of these infractions related to a perfectly true fact that I pointed out - the English High Court did NOT rule in favor of Sharia law. A judge merely mentioned in a speech at a private function that he saw some circumstances in which it might be used. For stating this, I received an 'infraction'.

          The second infraction I received from the so-called 'senior Pastor', who objected to the use of the word 'daft' in one of my postings. This, he said, proved I wasn't American. I have given all the information I intend to give out about my private life here, which anyone can read on my public profile. I was born in France, raised in Ireland by American parents, and now live in Charlotte, NC. I have an American passport. But I guess that doesn't matter round here. Seems to me that posters are picked on and are the subject of regular insults and name-calling if they don't conform to LBC's wacky version of theology.

          Right now, I'm going off to get some sleep. I will have a think in the morning whether it's worth coming back here. I have a feeling that my time here sharing the love of the Jesus of the Bible (as opposed to the 'Jesus of LBC') would be more profitable spent elsewhere.

          Good night,
          Jacques.
          We are charged by God to do whatever it takes to drag sinners like you, kicking and screaming if nesseccary, onto the path of Salvation™. Sometimes that isn't easy or pretty, but it would be hateful and mean spirited of us to deprive filthy unsaved scum like you of the opportunity to repent of their depravities and demonic thoughts. Jesus is what matters, not your petty gripes.

          I think you might have the wrong idea about what this Godly forum is about, maybe on account of you being a damned foreigener. Take a look at THIS thread, and stop making a fool out of yourself. God hates a fool.

          It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
          For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
          Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #6
            Orgy at Park Road Baptist


            Just found this video. That's Happy McJack in the red shirt. If you watch closely you will see Happy and the kids grabbing their private parts!

            Happy McJack claims he's a policeman--what kind of drugs do you think he brought to the party?



            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Ebenezer Wright
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 1021

              #7
              Re: Getting tired of the insults...

              Originally posted by Jacque_Off View Post
              objected to the use of the word 'daft' in one of my postings. This, he said, proved I wasn't American.

              This just looks like fine investigation work to me!! Good catch LBC
              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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              • papparat
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 141

                #8
                Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                He that blows in the dust, fills his eyes with it.

                “Wisdom is before him that hath understanding; but the eyes of a fool are in the ends of the earth.” (Prov 17:24)
                Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Need for proper citation

                  Originally posted by papparat View Post
                  He that blows in the dust, fills his eyes with it.
                  He that blows in the dust, fills his eyes with it.
                  --George Herbert

                  Paparat, you make some good posts, but I'm tiring of doing your citations for you. Please try to be more careful and properly attribute the quotes that you cite.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Walter Brimstone
                    On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 188

                    #10
                    Re: Orgy at Park Road Baptist

                    Roberta,

                    Hmmm, let me see, Estacy maybe?

                    JM

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                    • papparat
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 141

                      #11
                      Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                      No Bar King (is that Hebraic for No son of King as in Solomon bar Samson? Just a thought?) my dear fellow, I thank you yet again for your Kindness in correction.
                      Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                        Brother Rat,
                        I am humbled that you are so interested in the origin of my given name. Your guesses have been interesting, but you have not considered yet that my first name might be a nickname; I use a shortened version of a name that isn't common here in America (not that Nobar is that common; it's just shorter and easier to say).
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • papparat
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 141

                          #13
                          Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                          original name: Nobar
                          geographical location: Sao Pedro do Sul, Dao-Lafoes, Centro, Portugal, Europe
                          geographical coordinates: 40° 55' 0" North, 8° 4' 0" West
                          ??
                          Nobar Sabz is one of the Iranian producer & exporter of frozen fruits, vegetables and French fries in I.Q.F system.
                          Address: 4th floor,No.47, Negar St., After vanaq Sq.,Vali Asr Ave.,Tehran 19698 Iran, P.O.box:7149

                          ??

                          CASTE NOBAR Intercaste Parents well settled 31 / 182 BE CS Avittam MNC Chennai, 18 LPA (Holder UK- HSMP Visa) seeks goodlooking profly qulfd Tamil / Telugu Hindu Bride. Welcome proposals from status family among FC / BC. Contact: (0)-9884069635 / 04424919635

                          The Blue-Veiled
                          Rakhshan Bani-Etemad, Iran, 1994, 87 mins. Rasul is an elderly, lonely widower. On his tomato farm is a new arrival, Nobar. His initial humanitarian impulses gradually turn into a father-daughter relationship which in turn becomes sexual. ??


                          AL-Borg Lab
                          49 Nobar St.Bab EL-Louk.
                          None
                          Cairo
                          Egypt
                          ??


                          MMMnn Intriguing, Dear fellow. Love a mystery, once intrigued I tend to stay intrigued . Fear thee not, I am just intrigued.


                          Judg.8

                          1. [11] And Gideon went up by the way of them that dwelt in tents on the east of Nobah and Jogbehah, and smote the host: for the host was secure.


                          Num.32

                          1. [42] And Nobah went and took Kenath, and the villages thereof, and called it Nobah, after his own name.

                          Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                            They let the Iranians export 'French Fries'? Shouldn't they be grown in France?

                            I'm glad you're enjoying the quest. Like most people, I don't know enough about my name. Do you specialize in geneology or the history of names?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: Getting tired of the insults...

                              Dear Happy McJack -

                              You claim that we insult you.

                              However, you come to OUR church's online forum and spread heresies. You claim that the Old Testament law no longer applies, yet can give no Scriptural evidence to support this lie. However, you've stated this as one of your most basic witnessing assumptions!!

                              You claim that God loves everybody unconditionally, yet ignore the Bible's direct statements to the contrary.

                              Your only goal here is to turn people from Christ and get them to believe in your Hippie Love God. This demonstrates that you are not of Christ, but of Satan.

                              Then you wonder why we don't want you around?

                              OUR goal is to teach people what the Bible REALLY says so they can make the INFORMED choice to love God for who HE REALLY IS. That is the way into Heaven, not loving the false god of the same name that YOU create to please YOURSELF.

                              God knows what is in the hearts of men. Those like us who love ALL of Him are the people He will accept. Those like you, who only love the parts YOU like of Him, will be spit from His mouth as lukewarm and cast into the fire with all the Muslims, Hindus, atheists, Mormons, Catholics, and other sinners.

                              You are welcome to ask us questions about our doctrine, but you have no right to DIRECT our Pastors to spread YOUR lies. You also have no authority to spread your lies on this forum.

                              Understand, heretic?
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