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  • butchbuttery
    Unsaved trash
    • Feb 2014
    • 2
    #1

    Manx boy introduction

    Hi there God fearers

    I joined your forum because of some mistaken ideas posted on this site about my beautiful country, the Isle of Man. I hope to clear up any mistaken impressions you may have got

    A bit about myself first. God first came to me when I was four years old in the body of a huge Polish nun (Sister Mary Stainislaus) She beat me on the bottom for playing an extra note on a bell during a music class at the Convent of Mercy
    She said that God had no shortage of punishments for naughty boys, I believed her
    Since then God has punished me many times and in may ways, I am now fifty seven years old and have led a very naughty life
    But enough about me. Let me tell you about punishment in the Isle of Man.
    We use to birch sinners ***link to gay porn removed *** but the people across the water in England joined something called Europe and the Europe people said we weren't to do it any more as it was barbaric. So now we only birch gays and children
    WE used to hang sinners too ***link to gay porn removed *** This was the last one we tried to hang in 1992.
    The problem was that we had no hangman so we sent the condemned to England to be hanged, but they are a bunch of softies and just put the sinners in a hotel
    So all we have left is the Wicker Man, we put the sinner in that and set it on fire. Hope this clears up any bad impressions

    Come and visit us soon

    *** scat anime image removed ***

    Butch Buttery
    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 02-07-2014, 12:45 PM. Reason: Removed pervert content.
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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251
      #2
      Re: Manx boy introduction



      That's fascinating.

      Where do you go to church? What kind of animals can you hunt on that barren rock? What is your favorite Bible verse?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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        • Regens Kuechl
          Unsaved trash, foreign papist
          • Jan 2010
          • 76
          #3
          Re: Manx boy introduction

          Originally posted by butchbuttery View Post
          Hi there God fearers

          ***link to gay porn removed *** ***link to gay porn removed ***
          Butch Buttery
          Why were this links removed ? I would want to instantly inspect this sites to be able to uh shake my head about so much shameless sin and telling my Bishop all about it
          Ex 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; <--- That includes Mary

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            • SlopeHead1980
              Unsaved trash, scottish godmocker
              • Feb 2014
              • 30
              #4
              Re: Manx boy introduction

              Hey Manx boy. Welcome to the forum. I lived on the rock for seven years before moving back. Can't believe some of the pictures from the storms!
              Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384
                  #5
                  Re: Manx boy introduction

                  Welcome to Landover butchbuttery, the Holy Spirit has certainly guided you to the right place. Our sympathies are with you as being beaten on the bum by hugh Polish nuns can lead to all kinds of perversions, particularly if it's done in conjunction with the ringing of bells. It's something the cathylicks came up with in consultation with their Eastern Orthodox cousins in Russia and a man named Pavlov.

                  If I might inquire, what happens to you when someone rings a bell in your presence?
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Freddy Osborne
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 538
                      #6
                      Re: Manx boy introduction

                      I would be concerned about this Wicker Man while calling myself ButchButtery.

                      Is this some type of noun or action verb?

                      Have you considered a good Christian name?
                      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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