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Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are.
Prayer warrior? Are you people for real? This. Is. A. Game. Seriously, wow, the guy just wasn't in the mood to deal with the messages. Get a grip, there are really worse things to worry about.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
Ok, you got me, I just threw this together in windows paint:Originally posted by Demonic Joker View Post
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
That's a really....really stupid name...I don't see you fighting. You are no hero. You are no warrior.Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Oh, I'm sorry, it turns out that some zit-lipped adolescent has an opinion.
This changes everything.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
I'm sorry can the zit less teenager not have an opinion? Do I knot have the right? Give me reason why your opinions are valid and mine are not.Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
None of them were on any drugs. Just because you have an imagination doesn't mean you have to be drugged up.Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
And you have the urine sample to prove it?Originally posted by Demonic Joker View Post
You are entitled to our own opinion. You are not entitled to your own FACTS.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
The bible still lacks general logic and is irational. Example, gays are unnatural, but a talking snake, perfectly legit. Why do you even think these people are drugs? Why do you believe that?Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Why would that make it any less likely to be true?Originally posted by Demonic Joker View Post
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are.
Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints
Ephesians 6:11-18
Prayer Warriors put on the full Armor of God so that we can withstand the devil's schemes. We are at war, at all times.
For though we walk in the flesh, we do not war after the flesh:
(For the weapons of our warfare [are] not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ
2 Corinthians Chapter 10:3-5
You can see a simple diagram here:
It's such an important concept, that we teach our children from a very early age that the devil has conspired against them, and they must be prepared to fight (spiritually, that is). We help them prepare by reading the Holy Bible, memorizing the Holy Bible, trusting the Holy Bible, and obeying the Holy Bible. For fun we play Armor of God.
And we teach them from an early age that the devil is so relentless, he will even attack them in their sleep (lustful dreams, "wet" dreams, masturbationary addiction under the covers). So we remind them they are always being watched, always ready for a fight. The Etheldreda children sleep in their Armor of God pajamas until they move out and are married and are ready to take on adult responsibilities:
I hope that helps.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
The bible lacks a lot of logic. I mean, example, Gays are unnatural, but a talking snake perfectly legit. Wow, something about that just doesn't seem right.Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.Comment
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are.
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You have no idea how powerful the Prayers of a Prayer Warrior can be!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!
Look, what God says, goes. He made us all, He can break us all.Originally posted by Demonic Scottish Whore View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are prayer warriors real? Yes we are.
It does help show that Baptists rely on good Catholic organisations like the Knights Templar when it comes time to do the heavy lifting required of a Christian.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Did you think the red cross on a shield was a sign of the knights Iowa?
Bless you, my home school drop-out,
Father Mo
.Attached FilesA Cardinal in the making.
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