I am a red skinned racist, It's a pleasure to have sneaked in!

[Rickel Turry]

Hello! My name is Rikel Turris. Weird name huh? It's pronounced like Michael with an R at the beginning. People just call me Rickel or Rick though.

I attend a church in a very local town in a very local area of Canada. I think besides the service and the peace we are offered from god, my favourite part about attending church is that we are really connected with surrounding people of the same faith.

My favourite bible verse is unusual but it's something that just really stuck with me.

Deuteronomy 14:21 (New International Version)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...

You see, this stuck with me because of how I came to find Jesus. I was born a proud Christian and have been for my whole life. However, a few years ago, some Jewish people moved into our town...

You see... I think it's important that we all confess our sins. Jesus has already forgiven me, so there is no reason to hide it. I gave those Jews some poison in their food and murdered them. I soon got forgiveness from Jesus though so everything is okay.

I hope we can get along well!

-Rikel

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

Hello! My name is Rikel Turris. Weird name huh? It's pronounced like Michael with an R at the beginning. People just call me Rickel or Rick though.

I attend a church in a very local town in a very local area of Canada. I think besides the service and the peace we are offered from god, my favourite part about attending church is that we are really connected with surrounding people of the same faith.

My favourite bible verse is unusual but it's something that just really stuck with me.

Deuteronomy 14:21 (New International Version)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...

You see, this stuck with me because of how I came to find Jesus. I was born a proud Christian and have been for my whole life. However, a few years ago, some Jewish people moved into our town...

You see... I think it's important that we all confess our sins. Jesus has already forgiven me, so there is no reason to hide it. I gave those Jews some poison in their food and murdered them. I soon got forgiveness from Jesus though so everything is okay.

I hope we can get along well!

-Rikel

Young Lady you were not born Christian

For that to be so it would render free will, baptism and accepting Christ's temporary Sacrifice(r) a nonsense.

When did you really start your walk with Christ?

God bless.

[Rickel Turry]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

I apologize for not explaining further! I indeed was born Christian in the sense that I believe it. For I was not born a natural birth, but by c section. Immediately upon birth was I baptised and learned to pray before I could say mama. That is the sense in which I was born a Christian. I understand the misunderstanding.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

I apologize for not explaining further! I indeed was born Christian in the sense that I believe it. For I was not born a natural birth, but by c section. Immediately upon birth was I baptised and learned to pray before I could say mama. That is the sense in which I was born a Christian. I understand the misunderstanding.

We Baptists have no part of infant baptism

That is the mark of the Chatholic who are in no way Christians and Hellbound.



I hope you are here to put such papist ways behind you and embrace Jesus.

God bless

[Rickel Turry]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

No that's just it! Although that was how I was raised from childbirth! I attend a Christian church and I did come to find Jesus like stated in my original post! Do not worry my friend, I can see the right way!

You see I know Jesus is willing to forgive all of us for any sins we may commit. I am no exception to that, and we all must be thankful for this.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

Hello! My name is Rikel Turris. Weird name huh? It's pronounced like Michael with an R at the beginning. People just call me Rickel or Rick though.

I attend a church in a very local town in a very local area of Canada. I think besides the service and the peace we are offered from god, my favourite part about attending church is that we are really connected with surrounding people of the same faith.

My favourite bible verse is unusual but it's something that just really stuck with me.

Deuteronomy 14:21 (New International Version)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...

You see, this stuck with me because of how I came to find Jesus. I was born a proud Christian and have been for my whole life. However, a few years ago, some Jewish people moved into our town...

You see... I think it's important that we all confess our sins. Jesus has already forgiven me, so there is no reason to hide it. I gave those Jews some poison in their food and murdered them. I soon got forgiveness from Jesus though so everything is okay.

I hope we can get along well!

-Rikel

That's just awful. Don't you have a proper KJV Bible instead if that repulsive New International PERVersion?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Esther B.]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

Welcome! As you can see from the previous post, your Bible is not the one that we use here. Please get rid of your false Bible and get yourself a KJV1611 Bible instead.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

Hello Rickel Turry.

I do not believe you I looked up your name and I did not find anything then I looked up Rickel and it was a hardware store in New Jersey and then I looked up Turry and it is when you are with several prostitutes in a row without a break in-between.

You should avoid prostitutes because they are like a Venus fly trap and it could also make you be mean to other men look at Proverbs 23:27-28 it says:

For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.

Thank you.

Rusty

[James Hutchins]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

Welcome Dick!

Why don't you use the KJV? You know, the NIV is full of doublespeak.

How many sons has your man-juice been valid enough for?

[Rickel Turry]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

My real name is Rikel Turris.

Anyways, I think as long as I am with Jesus as much as he is with us all, then it does not matter from what book I read. And I can continue killing as many Jews and blacks as I want because they are atheists and deserve to die.

Jesus loves us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: It's a pleasure to have joined!

My real name is Rikel Turris.

Anyways, I think as long as I am with Jesus as much as he is with us all, then it does not matter from what book I read. And I can continue killing as many Jews and blacks as I want because they are atheists and deserve to die.

Jesus loves us.

No friend, it does matter. Everything matters. You have no right to choose what you do and what you say. That is Gods provenance.

Not all joos and nigras should be killed, what is wrong with you eskimoes?

[Rickel Turry]

Re: I am a red skinned racist, It's a pleasure to have sneaked in!

Yes, because all of them are Atheists and should burn in hell.

[Rickel Turry]

May I say something.

I was hard pressed to believing this website and all of it's inhabitants were simply satirical in nature and could not possibly be so idiotic. I am still not sure if that is the case. I would like to revoke my racist remarks for I am not actually racist in anyway. I was simply proving a point in that most of you people have something wrong with you and you need help.

I am an open minded atheist who respects all religious beliefs. I however have no respect for those of you who speak such words as you do here.

However, this website was hilarious. Thanks for giving me a laugh.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am a red skinned racist, It's a pleasure to have sneaked in!

Yes, because all of them are Atheists and should burn in hell.

Where does the Bible say that?

You are just jealous because a joo or a nigra is more valuable than a cannukistan eskimoe. I see it all the time.
James 3:14-16
14 But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth.
15 This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish.
16 For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.

Psalm 91:1-16
91 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.
3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.
4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.
5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.
8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.
9 Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;
10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.
11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.
12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.
13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.
15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.
16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation

Psalm 36:1-12
36 The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes.
2 For he flattereth himself in his own eyes, until his iniquity be found to be hateful.
3 The words of his mouth are iniquity and deceit: he hath left off to be wise, and to do good.
4 He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himself in a way that is not good; he abhorreth not evil.
5 Thy mercy, O Lord, is in the heavens; and thy faithfulness reacheth unto the clouds.
6 Thy righteousness is like the great mountains; thy judgments are a great deep: O Lord, thou preservest man and beast.
7 How excellent is thy lovingkindness, O God! therefore the children of men put their trust under the shadow of thy wings.
8 They shall be abundantly satisfied with the fatness of thy house; and thou shalt make them drink of the river of thy pleasures.
9 For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light.
10 O continue thy lovingkindness unto them that know thee; and thy righteousness to the upright in heart.
11 Let not the foot of pride come against me, and let not the hand of the wicked remove me.
12 There are the workers of iniquity fallen: they are cast down, and shall not be able to rise.

[Wide-Open]

Re: May I say something.

Friend, do I look like I appreciate satire?

I'm not sure which of our comments were disliked by you, however, we simply obey the Bible - word for word, no interpretation.

I'm not sure why you think that is a laughing matter? Is your name Sarah?

Genesis 18:15 Then Sarah denied, saying, I laughed not; for she was afraid. And he said, Nay; but thou didst laugh.