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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062

    #1

    Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

    Thank God and his Son Jesus Christ for allowing me to find this wonderful forum and this blessed church. I see that your Church glorifies God in ways that I had never imagined possible. My your ministry lead all to Christ!

    AMEN!
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope your visit puts you one step closer to accepting Jesus instead of worshiping spaghetti as you have in the past.

    Why not make a fresh start and tell us about yourself. Which church do you attend? How old are you? What perversions and filthy sins have you wallowed in? How many parrots do you own?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Lazarus
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 1062

      #3
      Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope your visit puts you one step closer to accepting Jesus instead of worshiping spaghetti as you have in the past.

      Why not make a fresh start and tell us about yourself. Which church do you attend? How old are you? What perversions and filthy sins have you wallowed in? How many parrots do you own?
      I sincerely appreciate your interest in me. Thanks to your personal rebuke of my sinful ways I studied your church, your ministry, and the KJV 1611 Bible, and found that the only possible road of life that leads to everlasting salvation passes through Jesus. It is truly Christ like that you have such interest and concern for your flock. I will say this, I will answer any and all specific questions about my life and background. My past is not pretty but now that I am washed in the Blood of Jesus my past doesn't matter. But for the curious I will tell all in hopes that just one more soul might be saved.
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

        It is always so refreshing to hear from folks like you, brother Reaction. We waste so much time on the Godless visitors who try to terrorize our flock. And then there are the sugar-lipped John 3:16ers who inevitably end up as nasty an a L-bo Wiccaden with a yeast infection. WELCOME! ENCOURAGED MOTHER GLENDORA

        PS I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. -Jesus
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062

          #5
          Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

          Praise Jesus Mother Mother Glendora! Thank you for your kind words of encouragement that I am so sure are Jesus inspired. May God be with you!

          Amen!
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #6
            Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

            Well-come, Brother Laz. Such a Godly Name! Why, "lazers" are used to support Our Troops® in Iraquistan, as you Surely© must know!

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            • Brother Lazarus
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2008
              • 1062

              #7
              Re: Blessed Jesus! Thank you for Landover Baptist!

              Thank you Sister SUV for the kind welcome. It's surely God inspired! Have a blessed day!
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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