Hello Landover

[TaraAnne]

know it has been a very long time since I have chatted with many of you. However, I have not wasted my time!! Here in Pearland, TX we had a little problem.

We were attacked by Lesbians eeeck! Now all the ladies were in a panic so naturally I took control as usual. I have now been working with the Godless Jezebels for over a year. I can tell you as awkward as it made me feel I have help many ladies turn away from the evil urges and turned them into proper Christian ladies.

Now mind you it has not been easy! I have had to use my Bible to show them that God can change them and make them better. Hours of prayer and some times a very good whack on the head with these Godless whores will do the trick. Plus my sweet tasting cherry pie was always a plus. I even got some of these Lesbians to bake. Well as the old saying goes you have to start somewhere.

I just felt it was my duty to my Lord to show these nasty creatures that through God there was a way to salvation and the un pure thoughts they had would go away with a good prayer, smacking, and pie.

I hope things have not changed around here because I have missed having some sanity in my life. You people have always been in my thoughts and prayers

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello Landover

Attacked by ravening bulldykes...sounds like one of those apocalyptic zombie flicks that are all the rage with satanists these days. Clawing at the door, wailing and moaning, trying to get a taste...how horrid!

[TaraAnne]

Re: Hello Landover

My faith in my God protects me! Plus a good medical mask!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello Landover

Here in Pearland, TX we had a little problem.

We were attacked by Lesbians eeeck!

Please tell me more about the lesbians of Pearland TX. If there is anything I can do to help I will

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello Landover

My faith in my God protects me! Plus a good medical mask!

Good Lord, has the lesbo plague gone airborn?? I better lock the wife and daughters in the menses hut until this passes...

[TaraAnne]

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I believe it has Sir. Why take the chance. Protect your family. I was agast when Jan Brewer caught it,I would have never thought she was a homer. Plus this lady from that hell hole called New York is in congress and she is a lesbain as well. They come in all shapes and sizes now. I always carry my stoning purse with me.

I am writing Ted Cruz to get him to pass legislation on branding the homers with a mark so they do not scare children of this nation. God help us if this gets to our children.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I was agast when Jan Brewer caught it,I would have never thought she was a homer.

Clearly she did not protect herself against such evil curses. No doubt she failed to wear the full armor of God (Ephesians 6:10-18). It's probably because she wants to show off her legs to any man or woman eager to procure cheap thrills with a gubernatorial cooch confrontation. Why, look what they've reduced her to - cruising up and down public beaches seeking out some heinous European-Style Bearded Clam Shenanigans.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hello TaraAnne, I must confess I am a mite concerned about all the leg you're showing in your profile pic, and your tone seems almost flippant. I'd hate to think you're pulling our legs, Tara. I want to trust you, really I do.

Perhaps it would help if we discussed my concerns privately. Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[TaraAnne]

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Hello TaraAnne, I must confess I am a mite concerned about all the leg you're showing in your profile pic, and your tone seems almost flippant. I'd hate to think you're pulling our legs, Tara. I want to trust you, really I do.

Perhaps it would help if we discussed my concerns privately. Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

No Sir not flippant in anyway just blunt! Since my wonderful husband died a few years back, I have had to take a stronger role in raising my children and protecting them from all the deviants in this country. Yes I am probably a little bold and I could ruffle some feathers with other members. I have had only two men in my life my husband and my love for our Lord. I will admit I find myself sometimes lost without a strong man to keep me on the right path. However, I do understand that no man world ever have me again. Our Lord has shown me my path. I understand that my sins and behavior caused my husband to be called before our Lord to be judged. My picture is my scarlet letter. I can only hope the younger ladies will use me as an example of what can happen when they fail to be proper Christian wife. The only salvation I have now are my children and our Lord. The strength I have found through the book of Titus has shown me the way.

I do not have a webcam, however it is under debate with the men of Pearland so I can reach out personally to other ladies who have taken up the cause to fight these deviants that have raided my lovely town.

Now if you ever find yourself in Texas feel free to come to Pearland, I will bake my special cherry pie for you! I serve it with homemade warm butter and whip cream.


Titus 2:3 - 2:5

The aged women likewise, that [they be] in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;

That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

[To be] discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

[TaraAnne]

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Please tell me more about the lesbians of Pearland TX. If there is anything I can do to help I will

Nobar King,

We are doing our best to deal with these abominations. My tiny town is over run with them. I would love to hear your thoughts on how to deal with them. They are nasty creatures and they tend to target our daughters. We all home school, put extra locks on our doors, pray, stone them when we see them.

I just want to be able to let my children grow up in a safe Christian neighborhood.

Any advice you have will be greatly accepted.

[Mother Of Seven]

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Hmmm, I'm thinking I should visit Pearland and at least help you out for a few days. I have a way with these lezbeans to win them over to our cause.

[Submissive wife]

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Tara, I read your story and it broke my heart. I couldn't imagine how bad my life would be if I didn't have a strong assertive man in my life, those endless lonely nights with no one to remind me what a naughty naughty girl I've been would be absolutely unbearable. My heart bleeds for you, so much so that I think I might go and ask my HUSBAND to administer a sharp reminder to me about how grateful I should be. GOD bless you and stay strong.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Perhaps it would help if we discussed my concerns privately. Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

FM: Perhaps you comment passed the others by, but I assure you it did not pass me. May I remind you that you are NOT to be having Skype conversations with anyone below the rank of True Christian(TM) ?

I believe this calls for the notification of Landover Security and Investigation to be sure you aren't violating the terms of your probation.

Tara, dear - sorry to hijack your thread, but FM is sometimes not to be trusted. He comes across as caring and concerned, when the reality is he needs constant supervision. We have prayed that God will place a band of angels around him to protect him from temptation, but apparently the band was having lunch when he posted his question to you. Good luck with the Lesbians, sweetheart.

NRL

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh dear Tara, you are without a husband? What a lonely walk yours must be. Yes, yes, yes...

I just hate to think of a sister in Christ being without the support of strong Christian males. I will look you up soon, when I'm passing through the great state of Texas.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Oh dear Tara, you are without a husband? What a lonely walk yours must be. Yes, yes, yes...

I just hate to think of a sister in Christ being without the support of strong Christian males. I will look you up soon, when I'm passing through the great state of Texas.

That's it! I am posting an emergency security alert, since you seem to be back to your kernoodling ways. I am all in a tizzy thanks to you.

Jesus, take my tizzy away! In Your Name, Amen

SECURITY! DOF! Please protect the women from his kernoodle.