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Hello dear True Christians(tm)
Hello fellow True Christians!
It is my honor to be part of this godly site!
Jesus bless you all.
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Hello fellow True Christians!
It is my honor to be part of this godly site!
Jesus bless you all.
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Re: Hello dear True Christians™
Welcome to our friendly forums! The instructions are clear: Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
No matter how godly you are, if you're also retarded, you'll encounter problems here.
Are you male? Married? Sons? Do you have a real name we can call you?
The LORD led you to us - but it's up to you to fill in the blanks.
In Christian Love,
NRL1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Greetings, young lady!Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
Hello fellow True Christians!
It is my honor to be part of this godly site!
Jesus bless you all.
Welcome to God's favourite forum. Although you can in no way say you are a True Christian(tm) you seem to be on fire for The Lord.
But tell us something about you. We get a lot of people coming here simply to troll Jesus: did you know some people think it's okay to a member of the gaywise
God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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My bad, I did not know those instructions.Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
I go to the Cathedral of St Andrew in Little Rock.
My favorite Bible verse is Joshua 1:9. It was a motivation throughout my whole life.
And of course, I was born and raised Christian! I was with Jesus throughout my whole life.
My name is Peter, however I am not married and I am a single man.John 10:30Comment
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Hello and welcome to our forums! I do hope you're not a retarded, but not enough to pray about it in case it is the LORD's will for you to remain retarded. Anyway, welcome, and I hope to praise Jesus with you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Thank you Sister!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostHello and welcome to our forums! I do hope you're not a retarded, but not enough to pray about it in case it is the LORD's will for you to remain retarded. Anyway, welcome, and I hope to praise Jesus with you.
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Well, Peter, this could be hard.Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
If you are a papist, you realize, I hope, that you are not Christian at all. Little Rock used to be a Godly place until the nigras were allowed to perpetuate their gangs and roam the streets. You almost had my pie when I saw you were single. Well, single and also not married.
Yes, Mary - I think retardation and papism have been confirmed.
Next.
NRL1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Oh dear. Worse than a retarded. A Catholic.Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
A papist handing out crackers and false hope in Little Rock
Are you an illegal Mexican taking work away from decent, red-blooded Americans in Little Rock? Or are you one of those lawn service boys?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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You are right.Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
However, I am a Catholic because I do not want to disgrace my family. If I were to become Protestant, I would quite literally be disowned. However, I believe in the words of God, and pope or not, I am still a Christian; sister.
I have been baptized, and even if I do believe in the Pope, you are not to judge me for that. Only God can.John 10:30Comment
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Who am I?
Spanky the Invisible weasel?
Is it too much to reply to me?
God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I am a white man, if that truly matters. However, aren't you supposed to make some tea for your husband or tend to children instead of wasting your time on the computer; sister?Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostOh dear. Worse than a retarded. A Catholic.
A papist handing out crackers and false hope in Little Rock
Are you an illegal Mexican taking work away from decent, red-blooded Americans in Little Rock? Or are you one of those lawn service boys?John 10:30Comment
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A cathlick church????!!!!Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
*If I were to become Protestant, I would quite literally be disowned.
Nobody here wants you to become a protestant. We are Baptists.2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Catholics are NOT Christians. We even have an informative section for your edification. See "Catholics are not Christians".
As for your haughty tone, it would be a good idea to bear in mind that True Christian(TM) women have authority over you here, and we also have authority over satan, whose venom you likely drink in your celebration of His "passion."
"For the sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and the whole world." Yes, nothing like celebrating the pain and suffering Christ endured for you while instead giving all the credit to His mother.
Still dating your priest?
NRL1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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I'm not your sister, dear.Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
Let me remind you how things work around here. As God is a God of Order and Beauty (Genesis 1:1-31), therefore His favorite church is a church of order beauty. Here is a simple summary of how this order and beauty works:
True Christian™ Pastors; close, personal friends of
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <--- this is me
Forum Member (men)
Forum Member (women)
Faithful Dogs
Slugs and Snails
Bed Bugs
Unsaved Trash <--- this is you
Please make a note of it.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Originally posted by xXxTRUEBELIEVERxXx View Post
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luke 14:26
Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels.
Mark 8:38
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 10:33
Shout GLORY!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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