Flames and Fiery Streams!!!

[LoadofGrace]

Well, golly, I must have put my original introduction in the wrong place. You can call me Padre Davide. That is what the poor deluded Papists here in central Italy do. I don't correct them, because they fear Padres more than normal folk, and instilling the fear of fiery damnation is my life's task.

I live outside a small Eyetalian village in the central Appennines (Notice my use of God's language, American). The Pagans who call themselves Christians here celebrate their false saints days with joy and wine, and speaking in Babel's babble. I am working diligently to change the national language to English, so, at least they can read the KJV.

I follow the teachings of Thomas Vincent and my neighbor, Pepe. My favorite Bible verse is 2 Kings 2:23 - 25, for it is the She Bears of Vengeance I look to when I am mocked.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Flames and Fiery Streams!!!

Well, golly, I must have put my original introduction in the wrong place. You can call me Padre Davide. That is what the poor deluded Papists here in central Italy do. I don't correct them, because they fear Padres more than normal folk, and instilling the fear of fiery damnation is my life's task.

I live outside a small Eyetalian village in the central Appennines (Notice my use of God's language, American). The Pagans who call themselves Christians here celebrate their false saints days with joy and wine, and speaking in Babel's babble. I am working diligently to change the national language to English, so, at least they can read the KJV.

I follow the teachings of Thomas Vincent and my neighbor, Pepe. My favorite Bible verse is 2 Kings 2:23 - 25, for it is the She Bears of Vengeance I look to when I am mocked.

So the papists aren't really Christians, and you know this, and yet you follow their teachings anyway?

[LoadofGrace]

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I wouldn't follow that hooey. Our local saint is only good for curing shingles and he used to be a river god, so I'm not giving up much. Though, the occasional shout out to Saint Drogo and Saint Fiacre can't hurt.

[Attila's Wife]

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I wouldn't follow that hooey. Our local saint is only good for curing shingles and he used to be a river god, so I'm not giving up much. Though, the occasional shout out to Saint Drogo and Saint Fiacre can't hurt.

Be careful of the slippery slope, dear. I have only recently left papist hellhole that is Italy and it was only through much prayer that I avoided being tainted by their bizarre beliefs. One minute you may think it's "harmless" to ask Saint Drongo for a favor or two, and the next thing you know you'll be paying altar boys in pizza. I've seen it happen to so many.

How come your neighbor has a Spanish name? Is he a Messican?

YiC
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[Mary Etheldreda]

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I follow the teachings of Thomas Vincent and my neighbor, Pepe.

I wouldn't follow that hooey.

Care to try again, Paco?

[Mother Of Seven]

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Welcome David. You really should change to Baptist. We know about Thomas Vincent but it's Pepe that seriously concerns me. Soccer is a game for homersexuals and papists. It is not a game for Christians

[LoadofGrace]

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Be careful of the slippery slope, dear. I have only recently left papist hellhole that is Italy and it was only through much prayer that I avoided being tainted by their bizarre beliefs. One minute you may think it's "harmless" to ask Saint Drongo for a favor or two, and the next thing you know you'll be paying altar boys in pizza. I've seen it happen to so many.

How come your neighbor has a Spanish name? Is he a Messican?

YiC
AW

I wonder that you lived in Italy, as Pepe is the nickname for Giuseppe, and my neighbor Giuseppe is the soldier of God who enlightened me about the murderously fearful true nature of God. In the past, like most people, I believed our local prete, Don Marco, when he said that Mumbo Jumbo in Latin, and then told us it meant that God loved us, and wanted us to be saved. Now, thanks to Pepe, I know that salvation is a rigorous selection process that almost nobody has ever passed, and that heaven, itself, is a place where you have to watch your step, and make sure your are on the right side, when the inevitable war breaks out there.

[LoadofGrace]

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Welcome David. You really should change to Baptist. We know about Thomas Vincent but it's Pepe that seriously concerns me. Soccer is a game for homersexuals and papists. It is not a game for Christians

To agree with you about that faggy little game soccer, we call it Calcio here in Italy. Calcio come from the Italian verb "calciare", which means to kick, and we all know that is how girls fight.

Besides dedicating my life to making American English the official language of Italy, I am trying to organize a God-fearing American football league, but it is difficult on my income of accordion making. And getting 11 Italians to do anything in unison that requires physical contact and courage is nearly impossible.

[Mother Of Seven]

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That's very true. My grandfather fought against the Itis in WWI and said he loved them as the enemy and would have hated them to be on our side, as they ran away as soon as they saw the pointy end of a gun.

[Attila's Wife]

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I wonder that you lived in Italy

I wondered at it too, at the time. But moves in a mysterious way, and I put my faith in his words in Jeremiah 29:11.

Pepe is the nickname for Giuseppe

Really? You know, I never once came across that! Peppe, once. And Beppe, occasionally. But usually Pino. Obviously I had no truck with these fancy names and called them all "Joe".

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[LoadofGrace]

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I wondered at it too, at the time. But moves in a mysterious way, and I put my faith in his words in Jeremiah 29:11.



Really? You know, I never once came across that! Peppe, once. And Beppe, occasionally. But usually Pino. Obviously I had no truck with these fancy names and called them all "Joe".

YiC
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The only two Beppes I know is that grasshopper guy who got some votes in the last election but didn't do anything with them, and my friend Beppe Trivelli, who has the cinghiale hunting dogs. You can be a Pepe or a Peppe, as pepe is also "pepper", and is an affectionate diminutive for short, squat grey haired Italians, of which there are many.

But then, I don't speak proper Italian. I don't believe in it. I speak Marchegiano and the sub-dialects of Maceratese, Coridonese, Forcese and San Girogese.

[Attila's Wife]

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The only two Beppes I know is that grasshopper guy who got some votes in the last election but didn't do anything with them

On the contrary, he did us a huge favor. My local council ended up 50% Grillo's Girlies, local housewives who were too dumb to find their own armpits let alone the council chamber. This left the Lega Nord with a free hand to run the city properly.

But then, I don't speak proper Italian.

You and the rest of the population, chum!

[TaraAnne]

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Well, golly, I must have put my original introduction in the wrong place. You can call me Padre Davide. That is what the poor deluded Papists here in central Italy do. I don't correct them, because they fear Padres more than normal folk, and instilling the fear of fiery damnation is my life's task.

I live outside a small Eyetalian village in the central Appennines (Notice my use of God's language, American). The Pagans who call themselves Christians here celebrate their false saints days with joy and wine, and speaking in Babel's babble. I am working diligently to change the national language to English, so, at least they can read the KJV.

I follow the teachings of Thomas Vincent and my neighbor, Pepe. My favorite Bible verse is 2 Kings 2:23 - 25, for it is the She Bears of Vengeance I look to when I am mocked.

I have one very simple question to ask you! Do you live in a Trailer Park?

[Orem Festus Jr.]

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I have one very simple question to ask you! Do you live in a Trailer Park?

Is you lookin for a place to park your trailer?dont look no further,haul her on down to my place. Aint got no lectricity nor runnin water but you can use the outhouse.gotta catch your own squarrels tho.rent is free as long as you let old wheezer shack up with you.