[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

"Cramp your style?" You've derailed this entire thread. Make a thread on the single Christian forum if you want to try to get your 3 testicled cousin a wife.

Woah there jennifer! Dont git your panties in a bunch! for all i know wheezer could be my cousin,i reckon,kinda hard to keep track anymore, but he is also my youngin. Kinda brings to mind the time my half brother Angus asked if he could use my old huntin dog Otis over the weekend.i reckon i thought ol Angus was goin huntin for coon, but...well, thats another story entirely. I shore do miss that ol hound, least ol Angus brought back enough of him to properly stuff and mount.

The little squeeler there was otis best friend,he loved him like kin so i had him stuffed too so as too keep ol otis company,ireckon

[Chewer]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Dont cramp my style,son

I got my eye on you!

"Cramp your style?" You've derailed this entire thread. Make a thread on the single Christian forum if you want to try to get your 3 testicled cousin a wife.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

A well-endowed toy-boy! What more could a dried up old spinster want?

And wheezer got 3 testicles too! The boy is truly blest

[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

My gran pappy used to chew him some ol Bull of the woods. Ise never tried the plug I prefer the Redman even though its got a stinky indian on the packaging. I know a feller too who had his jaw taken off. I think I ought call him kermit now if you don't mind me doin so Rusty. Sorry to hear bout your wife.

Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

Dont cramp my style,son

I got my eye on you!

[Chewer]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Hello Dipper Man.

I used to chew tobacco I got it in plug form it was called Bull Of The Woods but I had to quit because my wife did not want to kiss me. She is dead now but I do not see it for sale when I go to the store.

My neighbor down the street used to dip Skoal tobacco but last year they removed his lower jaw and now he looks like a frog so I nicknamed him Kermit he does not like that.

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Thank you.

Rusty

My gran pappy used to chew him some ol Bull of the woods. Ise never tried the plug I prefer the Redman even though its got a stinky indian on the packaging. I know a feller too who had his jaw taken off. I think I ought call him kermit now if you don't mind me doin so Rusty. Sorry to hear bout your wife.

Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord."

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

A well-endowed toy-boy! What more could a dried up old spinster want?

[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Orem, I know that Sister Naomi is pretty desperate for a husband, as she's 23. Do you think that would faze Wheezer? It could be a match made in heaven.

Miss i got me an infarction for tryin to get ol wheezer a date. But lets just say wheezer aint too picky he will take what he can git.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Hello Dipper Man.

I used to chew tobacco I got it in plug form it was called Bull Of The Woods but I had to quit because my wife did not want to kiss me. She is dead now but I do not see it for sale when I go to the store.

My neighbor down the street used to dip Skoal tobacco but last year they removed his lower jaw and now he looks like a frog so I nicknamed him Kermit he does not like that.



Thank you.

Rusty

[Chewer]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Dipper,

I am so very proud of you!!

Thank you Tara. This is all part of my walk with Christ, and making myself better.

Mark 10:18 "And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God."

[TaraAnne]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Dipper,

I am so very proud of you!!

[Chewer]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Men can be such silly creatures, can't they, Sister Mary?


I believe the important thing to remember is that the LORD wants us to care for our bodies as His temple. If we have discovered the negative effects of tobacco, it is surely our responsibility to shun it in ALL its forms.


No one gets my pie if he has any kind of tobacco usage. I pray for those whose minds have been corrupted by interpreting scripture for their own private wishes, for such is condemned by our LORD.


Glory and praise to Him,
NRL

Naomi I been prayin, and Jesus told me I ought apologize. I am sorry for speakin down to a True Christian lady. Wont happen again mrs. That pie sounds yummy though. What kinda pie you got?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Orem, I know that Sister Naomi is pretty desperate for a husband, as she's 23. Do you think that would faze Wheezer? It could be a match made in heaven.

[Orem Festus Jr.]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

You sure do got a purty mouth miss taranne. Is them teeth reel? Found a pair of dentures in a urinal one time,rinsed em off and gave em to the wife who is just about plumb out of teeth on account of me knocken em all out. Didnt fit quite right but now she can eat corn on the cob again.you lookin for a man? My boy Wheezer is almost of age being roundabout 12 now and is lookin for a woman to take to wife.i reckon you and ol Wheezer would make a fine pair,hes a little bit slow as well. You got child bearin hips tho?

[TaraAnne]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Mr. Dipper,

I would like to point out that you promised the good Pastor you would not start any trouble or tell a lie! This all of about ten post to break. Sister Lamb is a True Christian and lets be honest she is your better. I think it would go along way to be a polite and apologies.

You have already sinned once dipping the slant dirt! Then tell a lie to Pastor Ezekiel What would your mother say about this?

John 1:9 - If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. John 1:9

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I am Dipper Man.

Enough clucking. Get back to the kitchen. 1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence"

The so called negative effects were found by science. We all know science is an evil scam made by Atheists to try to steer us out of the herd.

Pray tell, how was my dear Sister in Christ™ "usurping authority" over a man by making a comment to another woman? Do you have some authority regarding pies that conflicts with her personal knowledge? Are you some kind of pie professional, or are you simply one of those people who criticize from afar without the benefit of actual experience?