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  • Orem Festus Jr.
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    Re: I am Dipper Man.

    i reckon only faggers and little girls chews copenhagen

    Real men chews Skoal

    but to each his own i reckon

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  • Chewer
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    Re: I am Dipper Man.

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church and you pastor. I might know him.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Howdy, Pastor Ezekiel. Thank you for your warm welcomes. Praise Christ. I attend Eastmont Baptist Church. Pastor Northcutt is the name of my pastor. One of the best pastors I have ever known.

    I will be sure to not squander my time here, and do foolish things Pastor you have my word, and I am incapable of telling a lie Pastor Ezekiel (Exodus 20:16).

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I am Dipper Man.

    Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about your church and you pastor. I might know him.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

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  • Chewer
    started a topic I am Dipper Man.

    I am Dipper Man.

    Howdy, my fellow Godly Christian good ol country folk! I'm 29 years of age, and father to 3 GODLY young soldiers of Christ almighty. My lovely wife Jane was faithful enough to make sure they didn't come out as girls. My name is Dipper Man, because I love a good Godly pinch of Copenhagen with a red solo cup. My favorite bible verse is Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding."

    I like Proverbs 3:5, because when I was a rebellious sinning 13 year old my father sat me down. (after a good Godly beating), and read me Proverbs 3:5. It returned me to the herd. For me it is the most inspirational verse. I am happy to have found some good ol Godly folk on the dastardly interwebs.
    Yours in Christ
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