lacking faith and seeking redemption

[converted]

hello fellow members.

after being dealt the guiding backhand of our Lord and Savior I might have found a place of faith that is this forum.

I am Converted, I have a strong back and hindquarters, a fetching head of hair that is only surpassed by the locks of Jesus himself.

my fav bible passage:
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. (Psalm 137:9)

I love Jesus but have concerns that Jesus might be a zombie.

my teacher in science class tried to explain that only zombies come back from the dead.
after hearing this i was thinking of jesus (like i do 24/7) so I seek the advice of others as to me jesus had many zombie qualities like coming back from the dead for one.


is Jesus the original O.Z (original zombie)?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

Where in the Bible are zombies mentioned?
Zombies are totally made-up and originate in the voodoo religion of Haiti.
Zombies are mindless, reanimated corpses with a hunger for human flesh. Is that what you think Jesus was?


Are you one of those furries?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

Oh how fascinating. Another "ermergerd, jesus must be a zombie!!! #nopenopenope #craecrae #totallyoriginal"



How about telling us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus, hmm?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[converted]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

im so sorry if I offended anyone.

I think maybe zombies try to emulate Jesus (our lord and savior) with coming back from the dead and all.

Jesus could not be mindless as he is the son of God and would have a worldly knowledge that would be staggering to us mere mortals.

my head might be messed up due to science and its evil teachings from liberal minded educators.
you know the ones that try to teach the monkey theory in their classes

please forgive my mistake but confusion made a small link from people coming back from the dead and Jesus himself.

please accept my apologies
(scrubbing keyboard as we speak)

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

Apology accepted.



Where do you go to church? Pastor Zeke knows just about every decent Baptist pastor on earth.



YiC,

Zech

[converted]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

thank you, I will try to hold my pitiful thoughts in the future.

My Church: Westboro Baptist
My Pastor: Fred Phelps.

we are a small group that believe that liberals should be hunted for the sake of sports.

we hate fags, liberals, Obama and pretty much everything that isn't baptist
you know the catlicks, joobs etc

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

You know what happens to liars?
WBC are lieberals.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

thank you, I will try to hold my pitiful thoughts in the future.

My Church: Westboro Baptist
My Pastor: Fred Phelps.

we are a small group that believe that liberals should be hunted for the sake of sports.

we hate fags, liberals, Obama and pretty much everything that isn't baptist
you know the catlicks, joobs etc

Baloney.



Westboro doesn't hate liberals: THEY ARE LIBERALS.



Fred has (unsuccessfully) run for office several times as a DEMONcrat, they allow women to speak in church and to hold leadership/spokesMAN positions, and they protest the funerals of Godly American soldiers.

A True Christian(tm) hates nobody (but supports God's hatred of various classifications).

YiC,

Zech

[converted]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

please understand that I am seeking redemption and lacking of a true level of faith.

I must as from now study the teachings of the landoverbapist so i will keep quite.

and yes, I do believe that Pastor Fred might be a closet liberal.

I support and agree with Gods hatred of various classifications.

thank you in advance for the guidance I might receive.

[James Hutchins]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

please understand that I am seeking redemption and lacking of a true level of faith.

I must as from now study the teachings of the landoverbapist so i will keep quite.

and yes, I do believe that Pastor Fred might be a closet liberal.

I support and agree with Gods hatred of various classifications.

thank you in advance for the guidance I might receive.

So read all of the posts on our site. Then come and ask questions.

Read your Bible. Accept the fact you are worthless and only Jesus is Good.

[KateSanders]

Re: lacking faith and seeking redemption

please understand that I am seeking redemption and lacking of a true level of faith.

I must as from now study the teachings of the landoverbapist so i will keep quite.

and yes, I do believe that Pastor Fred might be a closet liberal.

I support and agree with Gods hatred of various classifications.

thank you in advance for the guidance I might receive.

Generally, people on this site like to capitalize letters at the start of each new sentence. You should try it sometime.