[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

No need to worry, friend. Jesus is always waiting and watching (Proverbs 15:3). His earthly second set of eyes, known as the Department of Faith™, is also watching. Since there are many wolves in sheep's clothing out there, we must be awfully careful in the vetting process. If indeed you truly love Jesus, time will tell, as will the words you choose...

6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever. (Psalm 12:6-7)

13 With my lips have I declared all the judgments of thy mouth.
14 I have rejoiced in the way of thy testimonies, as much as in all riches. (Psalm 119:13-14)

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah 40:31)

Regards,

Pastor Ed

Thank you for the encouragement! The crazed liberals of Westboro were not nearly as supportive or hopeful as you all are. As for my experiment, would it make sense to post it here or in another forum?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello All!

I would like to ask how to have my title removed? That is the "Unsaved trash, suspected pervert" title. While I respect that I am "under investigation" because I am still new here, I feel that the other title is preventing me from proving myself. I have a fun and beautiful home experiment for Christians to do to prove that Pi=3. I would love to post it in the Creation Science forum but I am unable to because I am registered as "unsaved trash." So how do I have that removed so that I can prove myself?

No need to worry, friend. Jesus is always waiting and watching (Proverbs 15:3). His earthly second set of eyes, known as the Department of Faith™, is also watching. Since there are many wolves in sheep's clothing out there, we must be awfully careful in the vetting process. If indeed you truly love Jesus, time will tell, as will the words you choose...

6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7 Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever. (Psalm 12:6-7)

13 With my lips have I declared all the judgments of thy mouth.
14 I have rejoiced in the way of thy testimonies, as much as in all riches. (Psalm 119:13-14)

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah 40:31)

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello All!

...So how do I have that removed so that I can prove myself?

Less whining, moar Scripture.

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

I would like to ask how to have my title removed? That is the "Unsaved trash, suspected pervert" title. While I respect that I am "under investigation" because I am still new here, I feel that the other title is preventing me from proving myself. I have a fun and beautiful home experiment for Christians to do to prove that Pi=3. I would love to post it in the Creation Science forum but I am unable to because I am registered as "unsaved trash." So how do I have that removed so that I can prove myself?

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Whoa there, son Are you trying to say Jesus could not complement your family?

Just what kind of crazy talk is that?

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16

YIC

That is not what I am saying. However, after I posted that, I realized how crazy it sounded. Everyone family can have more Jesus in their life. I was just saying that my family would be much better with a son as a third child. I apologize for the misunderstanding.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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That only thing that could COMPLEMENT my family would be a son.

Whoa there, son Are you trying to say Jesus could not complement your family?

Just what kind of crazy talk is that?

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16

YIC

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

In case that wasn't just a typo:

That was definitely a typo. Thank you very much for pointing that out!

That only thing that could COMPLEMENT my family would be a son.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello All!

...Thank you for complementing my family...

In case that wasn't just a typo:

com·ple·ment [n. kom-pluh-muhnt; v. kom-pluh-ment] Show IPA
noun
1. something that completes or makes perfect: A good wine is a complement to a good meal.
2. the quantity or amount that completes anything: We now have a full complement of packers.
3. either of two parts or things needed to complete the whole; counterpart.
4. full quantity or amount; complete allowance.
5. the full number of officers and crew required on a ship.
verb (used with object)
12. to complete; form a complement to: This belt complements the dress better than that one.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/complement?s=t

com·pli·ment [n. kom-pluh-muhnt; v. kom-pluh-ment] Show IPA
noun
1. an expression of praise, commendation, or admiration: A sincere compliment boosts one's morale.
2. a formal act or expression of civility, respect, or regard: The mayor paid him the compliment of escorting him.
3. compliments, a courteous greeting; good wishes; regards: He sends you his compliments.
4. Archaic. a gift; present.
verb (used with object)
5. to pay a compliment to: She complimented the child on his good behavior.
6. to show kindness or regard for by a gift or other favor: He complimented us by giving a party in our honor.
7. to congratulate; felicitate: to compliment a prince on the birth of a son.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/compliment?s=t

[JewPincher]

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I don't quite understand this. What do you mean, completely? Do you people at Westboro have some form of incomplete, semi-marriage? Because I don't like the sound of that one bit.

I hope I have misunderstood, because otherwise you sound like a pretty nice young man.

I apologize. What I meant was "until I am completely positive on the right man."

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Hello JewPincher and welcome! I am sorry that you have not been blessed with sons, but if you repent then there may still be time.



In a few years? I thought you said she was 15? Sir, you should already be looking right now! You know how impetuous young women can be, and 1 Corinthians 7:9 has some excellent advice on how to avoid such horrors as illegitimate grandchildren.

But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

YiC
AW

At the same time, my daughters must prove to be worthy to be married off. I do not want to curse a nice Christian man with a lousy wife. My daughters will be married as excellent cooks, cleaners, and caretakers of children.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello All!

I have been planning on waiting until she is at least 16 or 17 to completely marry her off.

I don't quite understand this. What do you mean, completely? Do you people at Westboro have some form of incomplete, semi-marriage? Because I don't like the sound of that one bit.

I hope I have misunderstood, because otherwise you sound like a pretty nice young man.

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Hello JewPincher and welcome! I am sorry that you have not been blessed with sons, but if you repent then there may still be time.



In a few years? I thought you said she was 15? Sir, you should already be looking right now! You know how impetuous young women can be, and 1 Corinthians 7:9 has some excellent advice on how to avoid such horrors as illegitimate grandchildren.

But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

YiC
AW

I have been planning on waiting until she is at least 16 or 17 to completely marry her off. I already have some fine young men in mind but they have to fully prove their worthiness to the Lord and myself. I would like to have grandsons.

[Attila's Wife]

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Hello JewPincher and welcome! I am sorry that you have not been blessed with sons, but if you repent then there may still be time.

I will be searching for a nice American, Republican Christian man for my eldest in a few years!

In a few years? I thought you said she was 15? Sir, you should already be looking right now! You know how impetuous young women can be, and 1 Corinthians 7:9 has some excellent advice on how to avoid such horrors as illegitimate grandchildren.

But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

YiC
AW

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Hi, JewPincher.

Welcome to Landover.

Let me first say that I think there is certainly hope for you. You seem to have your priorities right and your house in order. Praise be to God for that.

As for Westboro, well, they have a decent amount of good going for them, such as their opposing liberal cafeteria-style Christianity and their refusal to treat gays like normal people. Maybe they will straighten out their loose ends in times to come? We can only hope.

But we must ask: "What does God want from me?" And "Am I willing do it?" (John 15:14). Nothing else matters (Philippians 3:8; Matthew 6:33). We cannot afford to care what men want (see Galatians 1:10).

Regards,

Pastor Ed

Thank you for being so welcoming! This is such a wonderful, open community. Thank you for complementing my family. It is very appalling that we live in a world where families are just out of control, don't talk to each other, and are run by women. I would like to get to know you and others in this community!

Also, I must say that I love your signature! If one of my daughters brought home a crazed democrat, she would be in for a real beating. I will be searching for a nice American, Republican Christian man for my eldest in a few years!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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But would it be disrespectful to Westboro and my elders to change to Landover? Obviously it is common sense, for I have found Landover to perfect.

Hi, JewPincher.

Welcome to Landover.

Let me first say that I think there is certainly hope for you. You seem to have your priorities right and your house in order. Praise be to God for that.

As for Westboro, well, they have a decent amount of good going for them, such as their opposing liberal cafeteria-style Christianity and their refusal to treat gays like normal people. Maybe they will straighten out their loose ends in times to come? We can only hope.

But we must ask: "What does God want from me?" And "Am I willing do it?" (John 15:14). Nothing else matters (Philippians 3:8; Matthew 6:33). We cannot afford to care what men want (see Galatians 1:10).

Regards,

Pastor Ed