[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Your women wear pants, for starters.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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I apologize if that seemed to come off as if I was questioning her. One of the reasons I came here is that I am in search for the purist church I can find. I know that I am doing something right by being Baptist.

I come to this because I have found that our church is losing its way a bit and we do give way too much power of men to our women (my wife and daughters our not pant-toting feminists). If I were to come to a more holy and pure church, would that be disrespectful to my "betters" at Westboro?

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello All!

Your betters are not at Westboro. Your betters are at Landover.

[Chewer]

Re: Hello All!

Hi, I am new here. Christ blessed me by allowing me to come across this site and its holiness. What a beautiful congregation you all are. I am a follower of the Westboro Baptist Church (some of you may recognize that title). As you may know, we are on the brink of losing Fred Phelps, founder of our church. He was dedicated to spreading God's love around America in the hopes of saving this damned country.

Well, I hope to get to know many of you and I am excited to hopefully become a part of this rare, beautiful community. Have a blessed day!

Welcome to Gods favorite forums. What is your favorite Bible verse?

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Your betters are not at Westboro. Your betters are at Landover.

But would it be disrespectful to Westboro and my elders to change to Landover? Obviously it is common sense, for I have found Landover to perfect.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello All!

But would it be disrespectful to Westboro and my elders to change to Landover? Obviously it is common sense, for I have found Landover to perfect.

Until Himself declares you perfect, you will not attend Landover Baptist Church. In fact, the entire city of Freehold is a gated city, meticulously maintained spiritually, and free from unsaved trash. No offense.

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Until Himself declares you perfect, you will not attend Landover Baptist Church. In fact, the entire city of Freehold is a gated city, meticulously maintained spiritually, and free from unsaved trash. No offense.

How does one know if the Lord has declared them perfect?

[TaraAnne]

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JewPincher,

Welcome to Landover!! I am so glad you have come here for Salvation!

I have had a few run ins with the woman of Westboro Baptist. Honestly I was not impressed. They are loud mouth God mocking whores that wear way to must make-up, clothes are extremely tight, stiletto heels, I do not need to go any further you are around them everyday!



And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: Revelation 17:4

I have to say I am highly suspect of you! Please do not bring the liberal views of Westboro Baptist to Gods favorite forum.

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

JewPincher,

Welcome to Landover!! I am so glad you have come here for Salvation!

I have had a few run ins with the woman of Westboro Baptist. Honestly I was not impressed. They are loud mouth God mocking whores that wear way to must make-up, clothes are extremely tight, stiletto heels, I do not need to go any further you are around them everyday!



And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: Revelation 17:4

I have to say I am highly suspect of you! Please do not bring the liberal views of Westboro Baptist to Gods favorite forum.

I would definitely agree that many of the women of Westboro are indeed loud mouthed feminists. They need to know their place, like my wife and daughters. This is why we are in search of a new church. This lead me to come across Landover. This must be an act of God Himself.

I do not agree with many of the teachings at Westboro, however please remember that they are much closer to the scripture than many other churches out there.

I am glad to be welcomed by you. I hope to become a part of your beautiful Godly community some day.

[TaraAnne]

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Jewpincher,


Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. Ephesians 5:22

Thank you for proving my point. I have to say it seems like the men at Westboro are effeminate homers who let their wives run all over them. Maybe one of the men of Freehold could help toughen you up so you can deal with Jezebels of your house hold. I can assure you they are not the problem! A woman requires discipline and if you cannot discipline her, she will run to a man who will!

Are all the men at Westboro like this so called "man"???

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Jewpincher,


Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. Ephesians 5:22

Thank you for proving my point. I have to say it seems like the men at Westboro are effeminate homers who let their wives run all over them. Maybe one of the men of Freehold could help toughen you up so you can deal with Jezebels of your house hold. I can assure you they are not the problem! A woman requires discipline and if you cannot discipline her, she will run to a man who will!

Are all the men at Westboro like this so called "man"???

My wife and daughters are extremely disciplined. My wife has one job and that is to cook, clean, and care for our children. My daughters are being homeschooled and are awaiting a husband of their own to serve.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Hello All!

My wife and daughters are extremely disciplined. My wife has one job and that is to cook, clean, and care for our children. My daughters are being homeschooled and are awaiting a husband of their own to serve.

Ummm your wife has a job???

[JewPincher]

Re: Hello All!

Ummm your wife has a job???

Her job is to serve me.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Hello All!

Jewpincher,

I see what you are saying now I stand corrected! How old are your girls. I have two young soldiers of God myself? They are the love of my life my eldest will be going to West Point this fall. He has made his mother very proud.

[Chewer]

Re: Hello All!

How does one know if the Lord has declared them perfect?

Pipe down, and stop being disrespectful.

1 Corinthians 15:33 " Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners."

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hello All!

How does one know if the Lord has declared them perfect?

Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you


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