[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Please excuse me while I gauge out my brain.

[Torch bearer]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Dear Naomi,

I took your P.S. and showed it to our congregation. We have a few bachelors here, and it would be good for them to have a Christian wife, as I see that you have reached The True Christian status. They would then not have to fight the evil thoughts of masturbation. We made a descision to buy some of your anti-masturbation cream, while waiting for it we're forced to use tabasco sause for them.

I wonder how I can add a prayer here, since our member in Russia is still missing

Torch bearer

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Naomi, i have done that. 2-Dollar Bill was even kind enough to point us a path to obtain a KJV-bible, that our congregation need. He kindly did this without charging us, praise unto him.

I meekly and humbly apologize if I missed this introduction. I am, after all, female and therefore prone to bouts of confusion. If only I had a man to comfort me during those times. I turn instead to JESUS, who brings me to His Arms through prayer. His milk of loving kindness is so sweet.

I know that someday, a man will likewise offer me a taste of his milk of loving kindness.

NRL

PS I am willing to travel.

[Torch bearer]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

This has become so muddled, I'm not sure whom I am welcoming, but I believe the instructions request that you tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

Who let the dogs out?

NRL

Naomi, i have done that. 2-Dollar Bill was even kind enough to point us a path to obtain a KJV-bible, that our congregation need. He kindly did this without charging us, praise unto him.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Torch bearer. If you wish to quote someone else's post, just click on the little blue "Quote" button at the bottom right of their post. This will then place their post in the reply box together with the code to make sure that it appears as a quote and not your words. Give it a try. Pretty clever, eh?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

This has become so muddled, I'm not sure whom I am welcoming, but I believe the instructions request that you tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus.

Who let the dogs out?

NRL

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

I am at lost here, Brother. I don't recognize the dialect, but then agan, with eskimos you never know as some of them most likely has not even seen civilization yet.

Good point. The one's I met over the winter up in Kuikkollallakioalau (sp?) were dumber than a bag full of marshmallows. They couldn't speak a word of God's language (but they spoke Swedish!!!) and spent most of their time babbling about their reindeer.

See reason for editing below.

My humble excuses to you all. I was merely copying the text that beatentoheaven had written. I did not realize it came out seemingly as my own text. What was my own writings was the questioning of his story, that I will quote.

See above about marshmallows.

[Torch bearer]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

My humble excuses to you all. I was merely copying the text that beatentoheaven had written. I did not realize it came out seemingly as my own text. What was my own writings was the questioning of his story, that I will quote.

Quote: "I also find it a bit hard to believe. Furthermore (and I hope I can be corrected by the wiser in this forum) if you converted five of them, and everyone else being a moo-slime (that you killed) how come your soul is dirty? God rinses your soul, not the shower. This you should know, as you've been guided to the right path since you were five years old.

But I alslo welcome you to this forum, new as I am also here!
Torch bearer" :end quote

In our congregation we're having troubled times; our member who went to Chrimea is still beyond our reach, we fear the worst, but hope for the best. Therefore, my thoughts reach out for him even as I write here now.

Cincerely,
Torch bearer

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Brother Alphonse, James Rejoice here has indicated that his location is Finland. (Despite his poor attempt at deceiving us with his nonsense story about being some poor white trash from the UK.) Can this be true? Do you recognize the code he is writing in as some form of direct from Finglish to English translation attempt? Who is this fox he keeps mentioning?

YIC,
$2-Bill

I am at lost here, Brother. I don't recognize the dialect, but then agan, with eskimos you never know as some of them most likely has not even seen civilization yet.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

If he's in Finnishland, that would be an arctic fox I guess?



I didn't know they were known for hating fags. But if the OP is British, then maybe he is talking about cigarettes.

I am as confused as you now, 2$-Bill. Is the OP the same person as the torch bearer person? Why is either of them here?

YiC
AW

At first I was confused but now I'm just utterly and completely baffled. I certainly hope the Torch Bearer has some sort of supervision and is kept in a safe place, since he/she/it seems a bit unstable and not completely in control of their faculties.

I hope he/she/it finds Jesus soon, Luke 8:35 mentions Christ's ability to heal the crazy. Hopefully that includes total nut jobs like this fellow.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Who is this fox he keeps mentioning?

If he's in Finnishland, that would be an arctic fox I guess?



I didn't know they were known for hating fags. But if the OP is British, then maybe he is talking about cigarettes.

I am as confused as you now, 2$-Bill. Is the OP the same person as the torch bearer person? Why is either of them here?

YiC
AW

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

Brother Alphonse, James Rejoice here has indicated that his location is Finland. (Despite his poor attempt at deceiving us with his nonsense story about being some poor white trash from the UK.) Can this be true? Do you recognize the code he is writing in as some form of direct from Finglish to English translation attempt? Who is this fox he keeps mentioning?

YIC,
$2-Bill

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

iving in the uk i had the great gift of mandatory school prayer but one day i was going to the christian orphanage and giving the orphans there beatings for not loving there parents enough (if they did the parents wouldn't have ditched them there) when policeman arrived. Before they could break into the sound prof room (if the liberal scum Nazis heard it they would think i was doing something illegal and not the work of the lord) there radio said something about the arrogant fags being shot up by the Muslim masturbatory sinners made them leave i found the fag who called the snake gentled police man and did the normal thing i stoned him to death then buried him with a bible hoping his queer soul could be cleansed by the book in his last moments. i then went and converted the poor mislead Muslims to Christianity and then i went home and prayed for 72 hours after a shower to rinse my soul of the queers blood and sinners organs. the news didnt report it because fox hates fags (like all should).

I also find it a bit hard to believe. Furthermore (and I hope I can be corrected by the wiser in this forum) if you converted five of them, and everyone else being a moo-slime (that you killed) how come your soul is dirty? God rinses your soul, not the shower. This you should know, as you've been guided to the right path since you were five years old.

But I alslo welcome you to this forum, new as I am also here!
Torch bearer

[Torch bearer]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

iving in the uk i had the great gift of mandatory school prayer but one day i was going to the christian orphanage and giving the orphans there beatings for not loving there parents enough (if they did the parents wouldn't have ditched them there) when policeman arrived. Before they could break into the sound prof room (if the liberal scum Nazis heard it they would think i was doing something illegal and not the work of the lord) there radio said something about the arrogant fags being shot up by the Muslim masturbatory sinners made them leave i found the fag who called the snake gentled police man and did the normal thing i stoned him to death then buried him with a bible hoping his queer soul could be cleansed by the book in his last moments. i then went and converted the poor mislead Muslims to Christianity and then i went home and prayed for 72 hours after a shower to rinse my soul of the queers blood and sinners organs. the news didnt report it because fox hates fags (like all should).

I also find it a bit hard to believe. Furthermore (and I hope I can be corrected by the wiser in this forum) if you converted five of them, and everyone else being a moo-slime (that you killed) how come your soul is dirty? God rinses your soul, not the shower. This you should know, as you've been guided to the right path since you were five years old.

But I alslo welcome you to this forum, new as I am also here!
Torch bearer

[BaptistBethany]

Re: i here to tell a story of greeting and holiness

my favorite verse is Mathew 10:34 well here is my story:

living in the uk i had the great gift of mandatory school prayer but one day i was going to the christian orphanage and giving the orphans there beatings for not loving there parents enough (if they did the parents wouldn't have ditched them there) when policeman arrived. Before they could break into the sound prof room (if the liberal scum Nazis heard it they would think i was doing something illegal and not the work of the lord) there radio said something about the arrogant fags being shot up by the Muslim masturbatory sinners made them leave i found the fag who called the snake gentled police man and did the normal thing i stoned him to death then buried him with a bible hoping his queer soul could be cleansed by the book in his last moments. i then went and converted the poor mislead Muslims to Christianity and then i went home and prayed for 72 hours after a shower to rinse my soul of the queers blood and sinners organs. the news didnt report it because fox hates fags (like all should).

I cannot even focus on anything you are saying! Please learn to use capital letters when needed, commas when needed, periods when needed, etc. etc.


Also, learn the difference between there and their.


Other than that, welcome to God's favorite Church and Forum!