[Nobar King]

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I have no idea what you're going on about.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Another infraction!

Seriously what do I have to do to bring the word of God to his people, he asked me to tell you and you shun me and claim I'm mocking God

this is how Moses and others must have felt when he told other's God had spoken to him, my persecution is mild in comparison but still none the less I'm being treated unfairly I bring the word and I'm mocked and branded a charlatan.

Why would Jesus talk to a drunken mick Catholic?

[sapien82]

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Another infraction!

Seriously what do I have to do to bring the word of God to his people, he asked me to tell you and you shun me and claim I'm mocking God

this is how Moses and others must have felt when he told other's God had spoken to him, my persecution is mild in comparison but still none the less I'm being treated unfairly I bring the word and I'm mocked and branded a charlatan.

[sapien82]

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Hi James, thanks for those quotes.

Well I cant see anything mocking anyone's beliefs
God has spoken to me whether you believe me or not
I don't know how else I can convince you otherwise
it is what it is.

I don't see how when I say God spoke to me and I genuinely believe he did
how that slanders anyone's christian beliefs as it's my own personal experience
no one else's beliefs have been slandered in the slightest

No one has a gun to your head forcing you to confess you believe me when you don't you either do or don't
There is no loss for you either way, well apart from the eternal damnation part but you know it's all good.

Oh right, so sorry now I see why you are offended your just simply jealous that God spoke to me rather than you, don't be jealous it doesn't achieve anything holding onto hatred is like holding a burning coal to throw at your enemy only you get burned.

If anything it's good news , that God still speaks to us humans right?
So we should rejoice

God did say that he would speak to me again in Easter on the day of resurrection but only If I performed certain tasks which I found a bit odd.

He instructed that a meeting was held with the lesser gods and they have been harassing him with threats from the union that the lesser gods no longer have representation here on earth. So in an attempt to appease them I had to sacrifice an adult and child male to the Mayan god Kukulkan the feathered serpeant, then I had to offer a ram and honey to Zeus, a Virgin and goat to be sacrificed for Lucifer, Buddha required no appeasment, Vishnu asked for a thousand leaf lotus and that I assume the dog stance, Thor asked for blood sacrifice of my enemies , the other gods were not so demanding and just asked for their consideration for prayer again.

I have to say I found the whole thing extremely confusing,demanding, and completely against my morales

So i'm unsure at this point if I can carry out these tasks just for the opportunity to commune with God again. I did protest my reluctance to do these tasks and God said no formal agreement was arranged and I wouldn't be punished just that the lesser gods would not get the acceptance they were demanding and the union would have to work harder for the next quarter to obtain more support from humans.

He said this makes no difference to the status quo and humans would continue as normal to worship him exclusively.

I agreed and said fair enough no sweat of my back, I don't fancy going to jail for the chance to have a chat again, God only knows what his next demands would have been. I found passing on the message a challenge enough especially with all the hate.
God did say though , "haters gonna hate" I was impressed he even fist bumped me when I exclaimed my joy at how modern and hip he was.

Totally cool dude

[James Hutchins]

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what was it again eye for an eye or something

I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
Thanks

Well Paul, you have mocked us. Remember you came to OUR website, our little home on the internet. You had declaered you were not a Christian yet you make a joke of the majesty of Gods Perfection(r).

It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.

God apparently gave me the ability to do just fine on my own without any assistance

God spoke to me last night and told me specifically that he hates the United states and also the stain that is the Landover baptist church on Christianity , he said that no matter how much you grovel at the feet of the devine upon rapture you will still burn in hell .

[sapien82]

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Hi Nobar, thanks for the tip!

my grammar much like my understanding of the finer details of Christianity needs some polishing!

God doesn't judge you on grammar does he?

[Nobar King]

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I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

You might want to just forget about punctuation, then, since you seem to get it all wrong.

[sapien82]

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what was it again eye for an eye or something

I really don't care about grammatical errors
i'm not writing a thesis on the English language and this is certainly not a peer review hahaha

Holy Henry mentioned "the polis" not me

Do you all actually pray for me , or do you just say that to stroke your own ego's ?

again can any of you specifically post where I have slandered your cherished beliefs ?

If I have said something like " all christian's are stupid idiots and Christianity is a religion for idiots" that would be slandering your beliefs

yet as far as I can remember I haven't said anything of the like, please do correct me if I am wrong.

Apparently asking questions about christianity is slander?
Thanks

[Nobar King]

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You need a cab?

[Basilissa]

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Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.

This is very interesting, given that to my lengthy post you have decided to reply to (or may I say: pick on) in the following way:

Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge

I'm really, really worried about you, man. First, you start hearing demon voices, and now you're contradicting yourself within one post!

I'll pray for you.

furthermore ACAB

I admit, I had to google this one. What the heck does police have to do anything with religion?

[sapien82]

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Well two dollar bill , what more can I say , he spoke to me not me to him

I was walking my dogs at night , and there before me amidst the ash trees appeared a blinding light which filled the surrounding forest I was at first taken aback then I felt a great comfort overwhelm me I was not afraid and then I heard a voice , it was very specific in its intent I didn't know how to react so I didn't there was no primal feeling to run so my survival instincts didn't kick in at all , I've never felt anything like it .

The rest you know God was quite clear in what I had to do , you can believe me or not its up to you !

As I said I did not question it , I just followed his words and brought the message here.

Anyways, English is my first language no one said that my grammar was perfect I did not claim I was a grammatical super geek.
Typo's and grammatical errors abound, only those with nothing else to attack pick on grammar.

I see that I have now received two infractions for the same post, do the admins here communicate at all?

the police are medium to average height and they are not the "big man"
that title is reserved only for God almighty and I am no longer godless as I have explained he spoke to me directly.

Bill , why are you claiming I'm on the verge of mental insanity, would this not also apply to those before whom god had chosen to commune with ?
or was it because we had yet to understand the finer biology of the mind that we couldn't assign such psychological issues at the time we simply believed it was devine intervention, where is the difference here ?

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Basilissa you can hardly call me on grammar when you yourself find it a challenge

furthermore ACAB

[Holy Henry]

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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

Jameson is Irish whiskey, whiskey isn't my preferred alcoholic beverage

Whiskey is an acquired taste and so takes getting used to , which I have no time for, and is only ever consumed at weddings and funerals personally it is not for me.

God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive ,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of sodomites"

What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !

English is clearly not your first language and I've seen you speaking in demonic tongues here on this very forum.

The only 'Big Man' likely to address you is a police officer.

Godless Scotch Scum.

[Basilissa]

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Actually Attila English is my first language, had you read my posts clearly then you would not find any statement from myself claiming to be a Gaelic speaker!

that which you don't understand you fear , hence the reason why Logic and Reason are banned on the forums

Yet you continue to prove that your knowledge (forget about understanding) of the rules of English grammar is minimal. Interesting.

God did bless me, last night actually and with the wisdom that the US is doomed as well as landover baptist church , so as I said don't shoot the messenger.

the big man has clearly stated he has my back and will watch over me , you lot on the other hand , well lets just say he has taken note of your names!

Um, yes. This is what we would call a classic case of demon possession, or what the heathens call schizophrenia. You need to get rid of the demons, buddy. Some pills from a doctor might help with keeping these voices quiet, too.

Whilst i'm not religious , god cut me a deal , he says " I know you are a non believer son and this I can forgive

You know how I know that it was a demon, not God, who wal talking to you? Because this is the exact opposite of what Jesus really said:

John 3:15-18
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

,but if you pass over my message to those of the landover baptist church I will allow your entrance to heaven because I dont want to even talk to any single one of them the filthy bunch of >>>>obscenity removed<<<<"
What can I say , when the big man personally addresses you , you really have to take notice !

Jesus said that we would be persecuted.

I forgive you.

I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs

Riiiight. Because the blasphemy quoted above was not intended to mock our beliefs at all.

I asked a few questions and got confusing answers.

Why don'tyou read the Bible yourself? All the answers are there!

Pay special attention to Leviticus.

It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.

What was that you were saying, again, about not slandering our cherished beliefs?

but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?

Your doctor. Like I said, some pills might help. I hope that you won't end up shooting some poor kids in some random school.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there !

Mr. Adam, can you please describe more of your experience regarding talking to God?

You do realize that if you actually believe that this happened (which I really find silly) you could simply be in the first stages of delirium tremens? There is help for that. However, trying to attack us by using what you conceive to be His words in a mocking manner is not part of the treatment plan.

[sapien82]

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Im being rude am I , your not addressing a female when I clearly stated my name is Paul

furthermore a Mick is a derogatory term for an Irishman I'm Scottish,
you cant spell Scotland correctly, and yes I have been blessed by gods devine presence , jesus had nothing to do with the arrangement.

I haven't slandered your cherished beliefs I asked a few questions and got confusing answers.

It's ok I've already settled a deal with God in return for his guarantee that I'd be admitted into heaven for passing on his devine message to you all.

but that would require some belief on your part , so yeh you can either believe I spoke to him or not , pretty much what your doing right now anyways so need to change to accept the premise
So yeh I totally spoke to him the other night , so more proof of his existance right there ! Who should I inform ?