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I don't have any pictures at this time, but soon my megachurch will be taking it's annual picture for the church directory. As far as my works go, I always vote for conservative republicans because I know the are not fag friendly. In addition, James Dobson is my hero and I am an active member of AFA. Everytime I get his AFA newsletter, I am always very careful to boycott whomever he tells me to. And at my church, I always pretend to be very welcoming to the homers (you can always spot them by how they look and talk) so that we can reel them in, brainwash them and convert them. It's VERY rewarding work.
Originally posted by JawOfAnAss
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I know your words ring true to faith but what about your actions?
Matt5:
[6] Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven
James 2:
[14] What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
[17] Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
[18] Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.
[20] But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
[21] Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
[22] Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
[24] Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
[25] Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way?
[26] For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
Before I lavish you with praise for being a converted Homer, I want to see proof of your works. Perhaps you could post some pictures of yourself handing out Chick Tracts or whoopin' on a homer or Wicker.
These would work:
Matt5:
[6] Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven
James 2:
[14] What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?
[17] Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.
[18] Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.
[20] But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
[21] Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar?
[22] Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect?
[24] Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
[25] Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way?
[26] For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
Before I lavish you with praise for being a converted Homer, I want to see proof of your works. Perhaps you could post some pictures of yourself handing out Chick Tracts or whoopin' on a homer or Wicker.
These would work:
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