Umm....Hi?

[Tinkerbell]

You can just call me Mewtwo Martyr. I stumbled upon your site and got curious. I have always been intrested in diffrent religions, even when I was a small child.
I guess that's it about me....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Umm....Hi?

You can just call me Mewtwo Martyr. I stumbled upon your site and got curious. I have always been intrested in diffrent religions, even when I was a small child.
I guess that's it about me....

What church do you attend? Do you have your Husband's permission to be in a Christian forum?

[Tinkerbell]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I'm not married and have not found a church that I can attend with out feeling excluded.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I'm not married and have not found a church that I can attend with out feeling excluded.

How old are you? What church were you raised in?

I'm not certain exactly what you mean by "excluded." Jesus commands that we avoid associating with unsaved trash, queers, witches, goths, retardeds, etc.

Hence our church motto: Unsaved = Unwelcome.

[Brother Lazarus]

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You can just call me Mewtwo Martyr. I stumbled upon your site and got curious. I have always been intrested in diffrent religions, even when I was a small child.
I guess that's it about me....

There is only ONE WAY to eternal salvation. That is the belief in the one TRUE Christianity as expressed by the Landover Baptist Church, The Lord Jesus Christ, and the King James Bible version 1611. It's either this way or eternal damnation. The choice is yours.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Tinkerbell]

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I am 19 years old and I was raised in the local Church of Christ. I have always been just like everyone else there, but, for some reason, I was ostracized. I have not been back in 7 years.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I am 19 years old and I was raised in the local Church of Christ. I have always been just like everyone else there, but, for some reason, I was ostracized. I have not been back in 7 years.

You're not a queer are you? Or a witch? Why aren't you married and popping out little Soldiers for Jesus yet?

Well anyway, you're better off. Those Church of Christ folks are false Christians and will only lead you down to hellfire.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I am 19 years old and I was raised in the local Church of Christ. I have always been just like everyone else there, but, for some reason, I was ostracized. I have not been back in 7 years.

Mewtwo Martyr,

You have but one easy choice. You can be saved by the Grace of God though HIS Son Jesus Christ as taught by the Landover Baptist Church and the unerring WORD of God as expressed via the KJV 1611 Bible, or you can go to hell.

Easy choice is it not?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Tinkerbell]

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You're not a queer are you? Or a witch? No, I am neither. Why aren't you married and popping out little Soldiers for Jesus yet? Because at this point in time I don't want to get married and have children.

Well anyway, you're better off. Those Church of Christ folks are false Christians and will only lead you down to hellfire.

Mewtwo Martyr,

You have but one easy choice. You can be saved by the Grace of God though HIS Son Jesus Christ as taught by the Landover Baptist Church and the unerring WORD of God as expressed via the KJV 1611 Bible, or you can go to hell.

Easy choice is it not?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

Hope? I don't need hope. And that "choice" is not so easy when one does not know what to believe.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Hope? I don't need hope. And that "choice" is not so easy when one does not know what to believe.

Hope? There IS no HOPE. You accept Jesus as taught by Landover Baptist through the unERRRING Word of GOD as found in the KJV 1611. That, or your soul will burn in Hell.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hope? I don't need hope. And that "choice" is not so easy when one does not know what to believe.

Well I can tell you this: There is no hope in jap cartoons. Jesus is the only path to Salvation©.

Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible? God demands that you believe every single Holy word in that book!

Why do you say you were "ostracized" when you were 12 years old?

[Brother Lazarus]

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Well I can tell you this: There is no hope in jap cartoons. Jesus is the only path to Salvation©.

Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible? God demands that you believe every single Holy word in that book!

Why do you say you were "ostracized" when you were 12 years old?

Your gentle counseling of Mewtwo Martyr is inspiring Pastor Ezekiel.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Tinkerbell]

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Well I can tell you this: There is no hope in jap cartoons. Jesus is the only path to Salvation©.

Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible? God demands that you believe every single Holy word in that book!

Why do you say you were "ostracized" when you were 12 years old?

Yes i have.
And how would you feel if only 3 people out of the youth group would speak or have anything to do with you? I'll tell you: Ostracized. All my life. The three that I associated myself with left the church and after that we lost contact.
Yes, I know Mewtwo is not real and can't offer salvation, but is the epitome of awesome movie characters. The only one I ever liked from Pokemon, and the only one I ever remembered.
Question. Why was my favorite quote removed from my sig? It was not promoting anything, nor was it advertising anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes i have.
And how would you feel if only 3 people out of the youth group would speak or have anything to do with you? I'll tell you: Ostracized. All my life. The three that I associated myself with left the church and after that we lost contact.
Yes, I know Mewtwo is not real and can't offer salvation, but is the epitome of awesome movie characters. The only one I ever liked from Pokemon, and the only one I ever remembered.
Question. Why was my favorite quote removed from my sig? It was not promoting anything, nor was it advertising anything.

Don't you know what those jap cartoons lead to? WAKE UP boy!! Do you want to end up getting queered? Pokerman turns kids like you into buttpirates and sodomites! Take a look at THIS!

We do NOT allow the promotion of pokerman or any other slant trickery on our Christian forum.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I pray that through the Jesus inspired efforts of Pastor Ezekiel that Mewtwo Martyr may be led into the flock and be Baptised. May Mewtwo become awash in the Blood of the Lamb!

Praise God!

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus