[Don the Baptist]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I'm a girl, sweetheart (<that's a southern thing, I call everyone sweetheart, don't take offence, please). I can't really say that I have a favorite Bible verse.
Strange, maybe, but not the strange that you're thinking of.

So sorry - let me try again:

Praise Jesus, nice to meet you TinkerHell. You may have found enemas after leaving the local church of Christ but be that as it may my suspicion is that you were a little (strange) all along. This is most likely why no one at the church liked you very much. Man Up! Accept Jesus and stop watching those little queer cartoons, that's weird young fella lady! Get yerself a good KJV bible and read it, digest it, live it. You won't find any references in there to Poke-a-Man cartoons! After you get a bible and read it, please reply with your favorite bible verse, mine is conveniently located in my signature.

[Tinkerbell]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I'm a girl, sweetheart (<that's a southern thing, I call everyone sweetheart, don't take offence, please). I can't really say that I have a favorite Bible verse.
Strange, maybe, but not the strange that you're thinking of.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Umm....Hi?

I found anime *after* I left the church. D&D annoys the crap out of me and, no, I'm not gay. Actually now I do have many friends. Like I said, when I found this forum, I got curious.
I would like to know why you believe as you do. Such as why you think women are lower than yourselves. I've never understood why some men think that.

Praise Jesus, nice to meet you TwoToes. You may have found enemas after leaving the local church of Christ but be that as it may my suspicion is that you were a little (strange) all along. This is most likely why no one at the church liked you very much. Man Up! Accept Jesus and stop watching those little queer cartoons, that's weird little fella! Get yerself a good KJV bible and read it, digest it, live it. You won't find any references in there to Poke-a-Man cartoons! After you get a bible and read it, please reply with your favorite bible verse, mine is conveniently located in my signature.

[JawOfAnAss]

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Yes I have, and half of it does not sit right with me.

Believe me tinklebell, I had the same doubts before I became a
True Christian™. I questioned God's decisions to wipe out the men, women, children, animals plus leave all the good booty behind. Even an upright ape wouldn't engage in these acts. They would at least lead the other animals home for snacks.
But GLORY, eveything comes into focus when you see Jesus is in the pilot's seat.
It is all God's plan. Just think if we would have applied Old Testament principles on the mooohammedheads in Iraq? Those camel piss swigging brownies would all be fried and we would have all the oil for our SUVs.
It would have been executed in proper fashion if not for all the demoncrats interfering with our Godly leader George Bush.

Consider these verses and realize God is in control:

Deut. 13
[15] Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

1 Samuel 15
[2] Thus saith the LORD of hosts, I remember that which Amalek did to Israel, how he laid wait for him in the way, when he came up from Egypt.
[3] Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

I read that scripture over and over.....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Have you done any of those things yourself?

I am engaged to sister BTB.

Now, when are you going to stop worshiping monkeys?

[Alleen]

Re: Umm....Hi?

Why aren't you married and popping out little Soldiers for Jesus yet?

Have you done any of those things yourself?

[JennyD]

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Yes I have, and half of it does not sit right with me.

Do you somehow think that the Creator of the Universe only wants you to follow HALF of His commandments?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Umm....Hi?

Perhaps you should first concentrate on the parts that do sit well with you. After you've absorbed all those parts, then you can slowly introduce the other parts of the Bible to yourself. As long as approach the Bible with an open mind and a willingness to learn, you'll eventually see the Light and understand why Jesus is the Only Way.

I hope you find your time here to be beneficial. May God bless you and may Jesus walk with you on your Path.

[Tinkerbell]

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Yes I have, and half of it does not sit right with me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I found anime *after* I left the church. D&D annoys the crap out of me and, no, I'm not gay. Actually now I do have many friends. Like I said, when I found this forum, I got curious.
I would like to know why you believe as you do. Such as why you think women are lower than yourselves. I've never understood why some men think that.

Have you ever read the Bible, Tinkerbell?

We believe what God tells us to believe, just as any Christian should.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

[Tinkerbell]

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(This guy is a mess)

I can see why you might have had only three friends. I suppose you played homer demon games like Dungeons & Dragons.
Do you have the urge or have you played with yourself or other boys?

I found anime *after* I left the church. D&D annoys the crap out of me and, no, I'm not gay. Actually now I do have many friends. Like I said, when I found this forum, I got curious.
I would like to know why you believe as you do. Such as why you think women are lower than yourselves. I've never understood why some men think that.

[Brother Enoch]

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Your gentle counseling of Mewtwo Martyr is inspiring Pastor Ezekiel.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

Suckup. Pastor Zeke needs neither your approbation or affirmation. As a True Christian, Pastor Zeke's words are as those of Christ Himself.

If you were ready to be a True Christian you would already know that.

[JawOfAnAss]

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Pokemon never held my interest unless it was Mewtwo. He is the only badass one. He had attitude and power beyond anyone's belief, that is why I use this name. Death Note on the other hand, now that is a great anime. It's a battle between true justice and a whackjob that thinks he's god. The series just ended and the ending kind of made me mad, but overall it was totally awesome....
Sorry about the rant. I'm very picky about my anime and if I like something enough to watch the whole series, I'll rant about it... Sorry again.

(This guy is a mess)

I can see why you might have had only three friends. I suppose you played homer demon games like Dungeons & Dragons.
Do you have the urge or have you played with yourself or other boys?

[JennyD]

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Sorry about the rant. I'm very picky about my anime and if I like something enough to watch the whole series, I'll rant about it... Sorry again.

Maybe this is why the others at your church wanted nothing to do with you.

This, TwoPews, is a CHURCH forum. We are here to praise JESUS, not "rant" about children's cartoon characters.

And it's obvious that you're not sorry about your "rant", as you posted your apology in the same post! Were you truly sorry, all you had to do is refrain from POSTING it!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Pokemon never held my interest unless it was Mewtwo. He is the only badass one. He had attitude and power beyond anyone's belief, that is why I use this name. Death Note on the other hand, now that is a great anime. It's a battle between true justice and a whackjob that thinks he's god. The series just ended and the ending kind of made me mad, but overall it was totally awesome....
Sorry about the rant. I'm very picky about my anime and if I like something enough to watch the whole series, I'll rant about it... Sorry again.

Don't apologize to us son, apologize to Jesus. He's the one you hurt by watching those Japanese tentacle rap cartoons of yours.

Jesus didn't die on the cross so you could celibrate a school getting a tallywacker stuck in her ear.