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  • RickyGervais
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2014
    • 2

    #1

    I need saving

    Hello friends, I come to you in peace, using a fakename due to reason I wish to remain anonymous for this moment.

    I have sinned, I know I have, and I wish to be forgiven and saved. I know little of faith, but the last couple of years has gotten me to.. Think, about the future.


    I want to be forgiven for all the horrible sins I have committed. For most of I had no choice. But needed to committ, to survive.
    I am past that and ready to be forgiven. However, I have tried before, and each time I enter upon a church's land, the lords land I feel as if my skin was burning, my head starts to ache. I cannot walk on his land, I know not why, but wish to come past this. To have my sins be forgotten and forgiven. How shall I proceed?

    Yours

    Damon
  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #2
    Re: I need saving

    First of all, tell us how you came to find God, and your favourite verse from the Bible.
    Second, you will need to detail all the worst sins, so that we know where you're coming from.
    Thirdly, you need to devote your life to the Lord, and pray.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: I need saving

      A hesitant welcome Friend.

      But before we go any further: why did you choose the name of a person who mocked our beloved Church and our beloved Pastor Rune in one of his podcasts?

      It hurt then and it hurts now. So I ask you kindly to change your screen name.

      PS: proof of this here, warning: atheist language!

      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • LordElohim
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2014
        • 8

        #4
        Re: I need saving

        Originally posted by RickyGervais View Post
        Hello friends, I come to you in peace, using a fakename due to reason I wish to remain anonymous for this moment.

        I have sinned, I know I have, and I wish to be forgiven and saved. I know little of faith, but the last couple of years has gotten me to.. Think, about the future.


        I want to be forgiven for all the horrible sins I have committed. For most of I had no choice. But needed to committ, to survive.
        I am past that and ready to be forgiven. However, I have tried before, and each time I enter upon a church's land, the lords land I feel as if my skin was burning, my head starts to ache. I cannot walk on his land, I know not why, but wish to come past this. To have my sins be forgotten and forgiven. How shall I proceed?

        Yours

        Damon
        Welcome Gervais.

        For all the sins you've committed you now have to turn your whole life around and towards God. It is indeed His anger you feel when stepping on the holy land. There shall be no sinners in His presence but as you wish to be saved there are ways.

        Start with going to Church as often as you can even though it burns inside. It is His way of punishing you for all the sins.

        Pray every day for forgiveness.

        Beg on your knees for your dark soul to be healed or you'll burn in hell forever.

        Follow ALL the commands in the Bible and maybe, just maybe, will you finally be saved as you devote yourself to Him.

        Pastor Elohim

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        • RickyGervais
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2014
          • 2

          #5
          Re: I need saving

          Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
          First of all, tell us how you came to find God, and your favourite verse from the Bible.




          Second, you will need to detail all the worst sins, so that we know where you're coming from.



          Thirdly, you need to devote your life to the Lord, and pray.

          It's been many years, I believe I've not yet found God, however I seek to find him within me.


          "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me"

          I have lived on this earth for many many years, thus my list of sins is long. The worst is that I am still alive after all these years, I feast from other humans, it is how I survive, how I have lived for so long. I have the past few years begun adapting my diet for a more, nature way of life.

          I will, and I pray to the Lord that he will forgive me, and cleanse me of my sins.

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          • Mother Of Seven
            True Christian™ with a quiverful
            • Jan 2014
            • 2243

            #6
            Re: I need saving

            So you're a cannibal? Hmm, a difficult one indeed


            Cannibalism is a dire punishment from God
            Ezekiel 5:10 Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.
            Jeremiah 19:9 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.
            Leviticus 26:29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Freddy Osborne
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2011
              • 538

              #7
              Re: I need saving

              Originally posted by RickyGervais View Post
              It's been many years, I believe I've not yet found God, however I seek to find him within me.


              "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me"

              I have lived on this earth for many many years, thus my list of sins is long. The worst is that I am still alive after all these years, I feast from other humans, it is how I survive, how I have lived for so long. I have the past few years begun adapting my diet for a more, nature way of life.

              I will, and I pray to the Lord that he will forgive me, and cleanse me of my sins.
              God used cannibalism to punish idol worshipping I'm the past:

              Jeremiah 19:9

              And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.

              What could you have done that was so immoral you had to eat your fellow man?
              "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

              "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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              • LordElohim
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2014
                • 8

                #8
                Re: I need saving

                Cannibalism, really? I'm not so sure it's much hope for you Gervais but you can at least spend the rest of your time not harming people anymore.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: I need saving

                  Say, why not read the very thread that offers the answer you've been looking for!

                  How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!

                  It's conveniently located at the top of the introductions forum. Now that you know where to find your answer, tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus!

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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