[Zechariah Smyth]

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The problem with atheists is they probably don't even REALIZE they are doing half the perverted things they do. For instance, they might get all hopped up on whiskey and Quaaludes then go and rape a child or a puppy or whatever and later they'll force an abortion on it.

They wake up the next morning with no recollection of any of the previous night's debauchery, and they think, hey, I'm a pretty good person!

Disgusting.



So yeah, go ahead and tell us you've never done anything bad: that just confirms your drug and alcohol problem.



YiC,

Zech

[Johnny the Fool]

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TaraAnne I'm nothing of what you described in the list...

Pastor Ezekiel So as long as I read the bible I'm not a demon? I don't think you actually meant what you said.

Didymus Much I've probably spelled more things incorrect than what you all have so why would I be a spelling nazi?


Can you please stop accuse me for being a rapist, Satan worshiper, Catholic, Muslim Terrorist, Methhead or other drug user and retard?

I've not been mean to anyone of you and you still treat me like I was trash. Yes I kow it says "unsaved trash" in my description but that's what you say to everyone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Nope, I have not done that.

Better start then. Otherwise you have no business here, demon.

Yea I meant that a moderator or something would ban me but yea, you have not done that

Thanks.

[Didymus Much]

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...
1. Satan worshiper
2. Homer
3. Democrat or "liberal"
4. Obama voter
5. Catholic
6. Goth
7. Chronic Masturbator
8. Muslim Terrorist
9. Methhead or other drug user
9. Retard...

9. Spelling Nazi

[MitzaLizalor]

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1. Satan worshiper
2. Homer
3. Democrat or "liberal"
4. Obama voter
5. Catholic
6. Goth
7. Chronic Masturbater
8. Muslim Terrorist
9. Methhead or other drug user
9. Retard.

And whether perverts or not, all atheists are promiscuous libertines. They have no reason not to be. It revolts me even to think what they must get up to. They wander around here imagining you can't see what they're thinking but it's obvious: their world is made of glass.

[TaraAnne]

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Hi

You may wonder what an atheist is doing here, well, I could ask the same thing ¨

But yea Im not here to spam and be rude or anything. I just want to discuss, look around and see how a relgious website is because I'm interested

I dont know if you automatically ban atheists but I promise Im not here to be a douche bag.

Is that ok?

From a friendly atheist

Dear Atheist,

I can honestly say I have never met a "friendly atheist". Now in my judgement the word "atheist" is just a code word for the following.

1. Satan worshiper
2. Homer
3. Democrat or "liberal"
4. Obama voter
5. Catholic
6. Goth
7. Chronic Masturbater
8. Muslim Terrorist
9. Methhead or other drug user
9. Retard

I personally would like to just cut to the chase and find out which one or more of these types of God mockers you are. Do you think we are that dumb to believe that there is a friendly atheist out there. Plus how can you be an atheist anyway. You pretty much have made it clear you know nothing about God. Why is it you will not accept God's love.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16


I must apologies for being so blunt Brothers and Sisters, but I feel we maybe wasting our time on this heathen.

[MitzaLizalor]

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ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the Bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

..er ..so ..how will you be able to present your "opinions" with Scriptural support?

EXAMPLE

Bob
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I have a Pastor who tells me a lot about Jesus as long as I keep digging him a pool. It's hard work but it's very important to know about Jesus.

The.Atheist
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Well to be honest Bob I don't think you should need to do his dirty work in order to hear about Jesus. I have respect for you and you seem like a nice guy so that's why I want you to ask someone else to tell you about Jesus so you don't have to dig a pool.

Now the problem is that you are unable to justify your position here. The Bible covers exactly this situation but you don't know that. God explains that there are different elements in The Body Of Christ. Not everyone, He teaches, is a foot. Not everyone is an eyeball, or a hand, or an ear. Just as there are different parts of the physical (human) body so there are different parts of the spiritual Body (of Christ).

I CORINTHIANS 12 Now concerning spiritual gifts, brethren, I would not have you ignorant. Ye know that ye were Gentiles, carried away unto these dumb idols, even as ye were led. Wherefore I give you to understand, that no man speaking by the Spirit of God calleth Jesus accursed: and that no man can say that Jesus is the Lord, but by the Holy Ghost. Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit. And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord. And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all. But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal. For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit; To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit; To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues: But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will. For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ. For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit. For the body is not one member, but many. If the foot shall say, Because I am not the hand, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body? And if the ear shall say, Because I am not the eye, I am not of the body; is it therefore not of the body? If the whole body were an eye, where were the hearing? If the whole were hearing, where were the smelling? But now hath God set the members every one of them in the body, as it hath pleased him. And if they were all one member, where were the body? But now are they many members, yet but one body. And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the feet, I have no need of you. Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary: And those members of the body, which we think to be less honourable, upon these we bestow more abundant honour; and our uncomely parts have more abundant comeliness. For our comely parts have no need: but God hath tempered the body together, having given more abundant honour to that part which lacked: That there should be no schism in the body; but that the members should have the same care one for another. And whether one member suffer, all the members suffer with it; or one member be honoured, all the members rejoice with it.

GOD EXPLAINS ABOUT THE SUPERIORITY OF SOME GIFTS

Now ye are the body of Christ, and members in particular. And God hath set some in the church, first apostles, secondarily prophets, thirdly teachers, after that miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, governments, diversities of tongues. Are all apostles? are all prophets? are all teachers? are all workers of miracles? Have all the gifts of healing? do all speak with tongues? do all interpret? But covet earnestly the best gifts: and yet shew I unto you a more excellent way.

Notice how there is an explicit hierarchy? If Pastors dug swimming pools, who would there be to teach? And what would happen to those with inferior gifts? They would have nothing to do and lapse into the entitlement culture of communism where "rights" are handed down to passive recipients who "claim" the right they have been "given" rather than take responsibility for their own welfare by turning to Jesus. Who would want to live in a joint like that?

By clicking on the hypertext at the beginning of the Scripture I have quoted you will be able to see that what I have posted is correct and not some teaching or instruction I made up after a bottle of absinthe, unlike the opinions of your handler.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Even the atheists that hang around here are expected to be familiar with Scripture; that way they can contribute to the discussion even if they are wrong. I see no reason for you to be here if you can't add to the dialog.

IOW, start reading.

YiC,

Zech

[Johnny the Fool]

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Zechariah Well I'm sure I can find something intresting on this forums that even I can participate in.

Basilissa I could read it just to be able to discuss with you guys but I'll see if that happens or not.

Bob I can assure you that atheists don't rape people because they are atheist. If that was true a lot more raping would be happening around here. So the answer is that I'm not raping people Bob. As I said, hell doesn't scare me because I do not think hell exist. I mean sure the possibility is there but my doubt is big so yea...

JewPincher Hmm I don't know about god bringing me here I don't think you should have the hopes up about me converting in to a religion any time soon but I can't stop you from trying to convince me

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I don't think you're stupid Bob. You say you can't read but look, you just wrote a grammatically correct comment without spelling errors from what I can see.

The fact that you can't discern a simpleton from a normal person doesn't bode well for your intellect, son.

Just sayin'.

[JewPincher]

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Friend, it seems that has brought you here for a reason and that is to learn about him and follow him. He works in ways like that and it is amazing. You can learn a lot here at God's Favorite Forums so please take advantage. If you really want to learn about The Lord, we can't compare this to the Holy Bible KJV 1611. Nothing is better and more factual.

[Bob]

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Thank you for your kind words. My mom always says atheists are evil people who rape children. You don't sound so bad. Do you rape children?

I know digging a pool is hard work but I am unemployed so I have no job. And my mom says working for the Pastor is almost like working for Jesus. Also my mom doesn't want me around the house all day because I am a huge disappointment to her. She cries a lot when I am around.

Hell hurts a lot. Are you really not scared about that? Not even a little?

[Johnny the Fool]

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I am not very good at reading. My mom says that is because I am stupid and that I have that from my father. But I have a Pastor who tells me a lot about Jesus as long as I keep digging him a pool. It's hard work but it's very important to know about Jesus. So you too have to learn about Jesus. Either by reading the Bible or by asking your Pastor. Otherwise you will burn in Hell and you don't want to do that. It hurts a lot.

Well to be honest Bob I don't think you should need to do his dirty work in order to hear about Jesus. I have respect for you and you seem like a nice guy so that's why I want you to ask someone else to tell you about Jesus so you don't have to dig a pool.

I don't think you're stupid Bob. You say you can't read but look, you just wrote a grammatically correct comment without spelling errors from what I can see.

One more thing Bob. I'm an atheist so the thought of an hell doesn't really bother me because I don't believe in it. Rather than saying im going to hell why don't you just say the Bible is an intresting book and that I should read about it. I know you care but there are other methods

[Basilissa]

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ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

Hi sweetie!

You know, you sound exactly like, if I went to some C++ programming forum, and introduced myself by saying: "I use the computer exclusively as a typewriter, because that's how much I know about computers, but I want to participate in your discussions anyway."

Now let me tell you this: understanding the Holy Bible is much easier than understanding some obscure computer programming language. So, if you really, really want to participate in our discussions, please

[Bob]

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ok...I wont talk about anything that comes from the bible that I dont know so much about so dont worry.

I am not very good at reading. My mom says that is because I am stupid and that I have that from my father. But I have a Pastor who tells me a lot about Jesus as long as I keep digging him a pool. It's hard work but it's very important to know about Jesus. So you too have to learn about Jesus. Either by reading the Bible or by asking your Pastor. Otherwise you will burn in Hell and you don't want to do that. It hurts a lot.