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  • #61
    Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You might consider treating him, and all True Christians™ with due respect.



    If I have offended anyone I appologize.

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    • #62
      Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

      Originally posted by Hell Destroyer View Post
      If I have offended anyone I appologize.
      I forgive you. And I look forward to praising the Sweet Redeemer with you.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #63
        Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        You presume too much. The Department of Faith has made no such pronouncement upon the state of your soul. You may feel like you were Born Again, but how do I know it wasn't the work of Satan to transform your mood to one of joy and euphoria, just to distract you from the real Savior? He can be most deceiving, you know (2 Corinthians 11:14).

        Only when your Salvation has been confirmed can I know that you are truly my Brother in Christ. Until then, I owe you no such affection, nor respect. Until that time, if it comes, I would encourage you to present yourself as a humble servant of Christ, showing due submission to your betters, as you have been commanded by the Lord Almighty Himself (1 Peter 5:5-6). I will be watching you closely to see what kinds of fruits you bear.



        Is that a threat?
        And also, how will I be able to prove my Salvation?


        You speak with hate, you must speak with love and respect, as it say in Romans 12:9-11, Acts 15:8-9, Acts 10:34-35, 1 Peter 2:17. When you speak, all I heave is evil and hatred. You must show love and respect to your brothers and sisters in Christ, sister. Let me help you to show more respect and less hate and suspiciousness.

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        • #64
          Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I forgive you. And I look forward to praising the Sweet Redeemer with you.

          Amen! Thank you sister, that sounds awesome!

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          • #65
            Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

            Originally posted by Hell Destroyer View Post
            Is that a threat?
            And also, how will I be able to prove my Salvation?


            You speak with hate, you must speak with love and respect, as it say in Romans 12:9-11, Acts 15:8-9, Acts 10:34-35, 1 Peter 2:17. When you speak, all I heave is evil and hatred. You must show love and respect to your brothers and sisters in Christ, sister. Let me help you to show more respect and less hate and suspiciousness.
            You are again speaking disrespectfully to a True Christian™, questioning her motives and attempting to "correct" her behavior. True Christians™ are perfect. They act in accordance with all of Gods commandments. You may feel as though you are a Christian, but you are clearly demonstrating the opposite.
            Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33

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            • #66
              Re: Lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlic

              Originally posted by PORTUGA View Post
              I logged in one more time to answer Zechariah Smyth.
              I never say "pissing" and i stop saying "shit" after the first infraction, what about the other 4 infractions? hum? do you have evidence? do you think i give a shit (oops) about what your going to make to my account? bah
              and why did you change my avatar and thread name? THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM PEOPLE, your afraid...
              and again, i dont hate Jesus or God, i hate YOU.
              you don't listen and refuse to listen before i even could stop typing. You don't argue, you just use your circular logic and "proofs" of a book that anyone could have write and its full of contradictions and fallacy's. Yes, i have read it and studied it. you don't know me.
              Well, I've read all your posts and I know you cannot spell words correctly. Are you possibly retarded??? Now that I think about it, I think you must be a cursed retarded person.
              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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              • #67
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by PORTUGA View Post
                Just in America!!
                Thank God i live in Europe...
                I would swear Portugal was just north of the Sahara desert....

                PRAISE THE LORD!

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                • #68
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by see_the_light View Post
                  I would swear Portugal was just north of the Sahara desert....

                  PRAISE THE LORD!
                  Brother, I can honestly say I had no idea where Portuguese was until I read this informative thread.

                  Third World nations are fascinating, aren't they?

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by PORTUGA View Post
                    well, im done with this.
                    im sure "god" loves this site full of hate, racism, violence, that mentally disable people are satan's work and also that woman are inferior to men...
                    what a lovely medieval "godly" website...

                    Just in America!!
                    Thank God i live in Europe...
                    You make me shame. Even the fact, that whole rotten Europe thinks the trash around the Mediterranean Sea are the bottom of Europe, does not help now.

                    Once again one great evidence of the influence of the catlick church.
                    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                    Revelation 21:8

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                    Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                    • #70
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      Brother, I can honestly say I had no idea where Portuguese was until I read this informative thread.

                      Third World nations are fascinating, aren't they?

                      YIC

                      I think we'd be all happier if nobody knew where portuguese was.

                      Thank GOD we don't have to care about them too much (unless one slips into our town)

                      Leviticus 19:33

                      And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.


                      Thou it is really difficult, on the one hand we should try not to vex them, but on the other hand, as TRUE CHRISTIANS ™ we have to say the truth... and the truth is vexing.

                      Last time I met some portuguese the women had more beard than the men.... I guess they're to blame for the Eurovision trend.

                      PRAISE THE LORD!

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