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  • rebel1031
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    • Apr 2014
    • 2
    #1

    Please help/Intro

    Hello.

    My name is Kim but my log in name is rebel1031....not ONLY because I live in the great Southern State of (Mike Huckabee's) Arkansas but because my horse came from Nevada and I'm a basketball fan. Also I don't want anyone to think the number part is only because I was married on Satan's birthday.

    Yes, I am a woman (sorry) but I've proudly served my husband for 26 years. Yes, I did only birth girls (and one a left-handed atheist.....and the other thinks that "God is all/only about love.....IKR?) but I was a nature loving pagan at the time. I didn't beat them enough obviously. But now I've seen the error of my ways and want to get right with Jeebus.

    I don't attend a church currently because I've not found one around here that understands the KJV BIBLE is the only correct Word of God. (well and also my husband seems to think that is silly and won't drive me to church every day)

    I wanted to post my favorite KJV BIBLE verse but I started thumbing through looking for it and burst into tears at how incredible the entire Book is and couldn't decide. But what can I say.....I'm only a woman and my husband is not helping me decide.

    So...I've come here asking for help. My husband needs saving. I have no Man to help correct me. My children may be already lost to Satan's grasp. Is there any hope?
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    • Attila's Wife
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2013
      • 1941
      #2
      Re: Please help/Intro

      Originally posted by rebel1031 View Post
      Is there any hope?
      Not as long as you mis-spell the name of our beloved Savior, no. HTH.
      2 Timothy 3:16

      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: Please help/Intro

          Basketball fan? You like watching a bunch of shoeshines running around in their underpants throwing balls through peach baskets?



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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            • rebel1031
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              • Apr 2014
              • 2
              #4
              Re: Please help/Intro

              I will admit to watching NCAA basketball and the NFL....and I must also confess that while I am right-handed, when I was younger I played softball left-handed.

              I have since realized the error of my ways.

              As I said before, I am crippled with a husband of 26 years who thinks he should love and respect me. Never once has he beat me.......and he speaks respectfully to me. I need guidance as a woman of sin. I have....in the past....been friends with homosexuals. I have not beaten my children enough. I at one time worked outside of the home.

              How can a woman find the True Church with no guidance?

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                • BaptistBethany
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 280
                  #5
                  Re: Please help/Intro

                  Dear Kim/Rebel1031, I hope you are not too far gone for the True Christians of Landover Baptist to help you. But you are definitely in the right place if you truly love the Lord JESUS and his Holy Word, the King James Bible.


                  My first suggestion (and I think the True Christians would agree) is to stop watching those nigras playing basketball. Also, learn to spell our Lord's name correctly.


                  Praise Jesus!!!!
                  Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
                  Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
                  ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063
                      #6
                      Re: Please help/Intro

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Basketball fan? You like watching a bunch of shoeshines running around in their underpants throwing balls through peach baskets?



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
                      I, too was taken with the idea of sweating nigra bucks running about the place

                      Certainly not what a woman should be thinking about.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775
                          #7
                          Re: Please help/Intro

                          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                          I, too was taken with the idea of sweating nigra bucks running about the place

                          Certainly not what a woman should be thinking about.

                          YIC
                          All I can think about is the burden of having to wash such sweaty, stinky shorts all because someone wants to run up and down the floor instead of using his God-given talents to glorify the LORD.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063
                              #8
                              Re: Please help/Intro

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              All I can think about is the burden of having to wash such sweaty, stinky shorts all because someone wants to run up and down the floor instead of using his God-given talents to glorify the LORD.
                              This is why Mr Etheldreda is so respected about town. No way would he be 'throwin hoops' with the local crack dealers on sultry summer nights causing you to have to tend to his smalls.

                              The very thought!

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                • Mary Thompson
                                  True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2013
                                  • 653
                                  #9
                                  Re: Please help/Intro

                                  You are clearly in dire need of male guidance, you must have been a real sinner to have only birthed girls. Call a Freehold Pastor who will gladly beat some sense into you for a small price ($83,000 per session).
                                  Thinking of Abortion?
                                  That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                                  Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                                    • Alvin Moss
                                      Serving Jesus
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Aug 2013
                                      • 4468
                                      #10
                                      Re: Please help/Intro

                                      Welcome, Kim.

                                      Do you handle serpents and speak in gibberish?
                                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                           
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 78556
                                          #11
                                          Re: Please help/Intro

                                          Do you know who else was a rebel?

                                          SATAN!
                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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