[Witch Hammer]

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Brother Witch Hammer, I know I am only a woman and as such I hesitate to disagree. But I do think your last sentence may, possibly, be just a little harsh. Perhaps it is my weak feminine nature giving Joshua the benefit of the doubt? But who knows what may happen, if he repents?

Yes Sister, you could be right. My desire to see God's enemies roast in hell sometimes overshadows His commandments to help lead such filth from the brink of perdition. Father, your will, not mine, be done!

So Joshua, lets start over. Where do you want to spend eternity, scumbag? May I introduce you to my friend, Jesus?

[Attila's Wife]

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Brother Witch Hammer, I know I am only a woman and as such I hesitate to disagree. But I do think your last sentence may, possibly, be just a little harsh. Perhaps it is my weak feminine nature giving Joshua the benefit of the doubt? But who knows what may happen, if he repents?

[Witch Hammer]

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I like know the stories and I did read it but it is hard to understand every word when I read. I'm not dumb. Even if I just got called a retard on here. It's the wording I guess.

You need a stern Christian male to punch you in the teeth every time you misunderstand or misquote scripture. Even thick-skulled droolers like you can learn to fear The Lord, with strict supervision. I'm still convinced you'll spend eternity in hell spit-shining satan's helmet, though.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Confusing

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81725

If you have a question about that thread, you can post it in that thread.

[Joshua16]

Re: Hello

Confusing

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=81725

[James Ashton]

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And no thinking you can get away with it just because Leviticus 20 left it out. Round here, the True Christians follow the whole Bible, and that includes that pesky Leviticus 18:9

[Attila's Wife]

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I like know the stories and I did read it but it is hard to understand every word when I read.

You know the answer to that, don't you? If you don't understand something first time, read it again and again, until you do. All of it, cover to cover.



Assuming that 16 is your age and not your IQ, you're capable of understanding it by now. So have another go.

I'm not dumb. Even if I just got called a retard on here.

Well not reading the instructions at the top of the page was not a great start, was it? But please don't confirm our suspicions by coming back to tell us that you don't have a copy of the King James Version. You have the internet, you have a search engine: use them!

Anyway, back to your little problem. You don't say where you live, but I'm guessing that unless it's in one of the more backward states, your sister is under the age of consent? Any form of sexual congress with her is therefore not just a sin, but illegal.

As I am sure you know, the Bible commands us to obey secular law - see Titus 3:1 and 1 Peter 2:13-15.

May I offer a little comfort here. However attractive your sister may appear to you at the moment, by the time she is 16 she will probably be fat and ugly.

I will pray for you, dear.
YiC
AW

[Joshua16]

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I like know the stories and I did read it but it is hard to understand every word when I read. I'm not dumb. Even if I just got called a retard on here. It's the wording I guess.

[Attila's Wife]

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Have you at least read the Bible?

[Joshua16]

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I already answered all that.

I don't have any real Christians around so I haven't been to church in years. I don't think I found Jesus 100% bit that's part why I am here. I feel full of dirtiness. And I like Jesus whipping the bankers or when he asked God to get him off the cross. I like that 1 because he was in so much pain he wanted to give up but he did what he had to.

[Attila's Wife]

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I see.

As this is the Introduction Forum and not the readers' letters page of some pornographic magazine, tell us, dear, what church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?

YiC
AW

[Joshua16]

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Yes same father. We can't really gey married.

And I didn't ask Dr Ruth because if I have to ask Dr Ruth or people who know God, I pick people who know God.

[Attila's Wife]

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Do you and your sister have the same father, though? If you're not sure, check with your mother, who may possibly know. Because it's your sister's father you need to talk to about this, not yours.

[Joshua16]

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I have told my mom that shw should dress diff but she said its not my business. I can't tell her what Ithink about doing orhow it makesme feel.

My dad left when I was 6. I haven't even talked to him since I was 11. Like not even on Facebook. He blocked us all.

Sometimes I love her somstimes I hate her. I should't say that but it is true.

[Faith_Machine]

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Well let me ask you this: Do you love her? Have you considered asking her to marry you? Do you think your father would give you permission to marry his daughter?

These are some of the things you'll need to hash out.