[Morton Weinstein]

Re: Hello.

Malachi,

At first I thought you might be someone I know but the guy I know is smart enough to know his own age. Can you understand why people would distrust you when you won't even tell us how old you are?

If you aren't 16, 17, 27 or 50, you are for some reason not wanting us to know the real Malachi. I suspect that isn't even your real name.

Do you have a lot of homosexual friends? Are they trying to keep you from the Lord? Perhaps this is why you have created a new birthday for yourself.

God considers your sin as an abomination. Go into the shower, wash the crap off of your privates, get dressed, and pray that God gives you the common sense to:

1. Remember your birthday.
2. Stop going to gay bars
3. Cancel your subscription to the Advocate
4. Get a real name
5. Get rid of your homo friends. They only want you for one thing.
6. Read the Bible and live by it from now on.

Otherwise, you will die a lonely old queen who really doesn't know how old he is and find yourself in a world of hurt come judgment day.

Morton

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello.

Proverbs 19:9 also says I shall perish if I speaketh lies. I haven't quite been perished yet, dear ma'am.

It's all in the tense, dear. Give Him time - our Lord has all the time in the world.

And by the way, just for the purpose of education, "I speaketh" is not the correct way to conjugate the verb.