I met Jesus in real life.

[Spindra]

Hello. I want to say that I met Jesus. Literally. He had a beard, long hair, white skin.

He came to me with a bottle of his blood and told me to drink it. As the good Christian I am, I took the bottle and drank it all in one go. After that He offered me his body, so I took it all it and was filled with joy and pleasure.

I am blessed.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: I met Jesus in real life.

You are fortunate indeed, Spindra. Now, please follow the instructions at the top of the page and tell us which church you attend and your favorite verse from the Bible.

[Spindra]

Re: I met Jesus in real life.

I attend the Church of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and my favorite verse from the Holy Bible must be:

Leviticus 22:3
"Say unto them, Whosoever he be of all your seed among your generations, that goeth unto the holy things, which the children of Israel hallow unto the LORD, having his uncleanness upon him, that soul shall be cut off from my presence: I am the LORD."

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I met Jesus in real life.

Hello. I want to say that I met Jesus. Literally. He had a beard, long hair, white skin.

He came to me with a bottle of his blood and told me to drink it. As the good Christian I am, I took the bottle and drank it all in one go. After that He offered me his body, so I took it all it and was filled with joy and pleasure.

I am blessed.

You silly woman, some damned hippie got you drunk and had his way with you, that's all.

This is why women should never be allowed to go anywhere without a male family member.

Dumb as a box of rocks, this one.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: I met Jesus in real life.

One word: rohypnol.

[Mary Thompson]

Re: I met Jesus in real life.

Sweetie, Jesus doesn't greet people who are drug addict hippies. Now go get your husband to give you a beating now to get some sense in you.