[LookingGlassKnight]

Re: Hello from Canada

Thank you all for your suggestions. I'll focus my life to serve God and I'll make sure to benefit from your help as well.

and as Mother of Seven said, animation is for creating cartoons.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hello from Canada

Be careful, Miss Knight. Although Yea-tho-we-walk's request seems innocent enough, you should be aware that he is not yet a True Christian™ and may therefore have some hidden agenda.

No offense Yea-t-w-w. I have absolutely no reason to believe that you are what Acts 17 so elegantly refers to as one of those "lewd fellows of the baser sort". This just seems like an opportunity to tell a new member to take care.

YiC
AW

Surely you must know my intentions are as pure as snow. I simply wanted to be sure LookingGlass wasn't 'bearing false witness' on this woman. What kind of a pervert would I be if that wasn't my intention? Just the thought of two women naked together sickens pretty much all of us men obviously.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello from Canada

Welcome to our friendly forum.

I see that you abide far to the north in Canada, which is the home of the Eskimos. We try to accept all who come here in the spirit of Christian generosity, either for the opportunity to bring them to Jesus or to rejoice in their fellowship if they be saved. I should tell you though, that there is some animosity here in America towards Canadians.

The practice of unsaved Canadians is to hole up in the winter months and drink beer. They become drunk and urinate out the back door for sport. The urine freezes there until the spring thaw. Much of it goes directly into the sea from Canada and only serves to kill the polar bears, but the rest flows south to America. There is a city near to Canada called Detroit, as an example. It is nearly empty due to Canadian urine fouling the drinking water and poisoning tens of thousands of Americans. Those who survived mostly moved off to safer areas. They are pretty angry.

Do you know Les Stroud? He seems a good Christian man, even though he is from Canada. I have not known him to drink beer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello from Canada

Animation (or "anime" as the slants call it) is just another form of jap worship. The fans are all emo queers who reject the gentle teachings of Christ Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins.


Remember last Summer when I caught the Miller boy dry-humping this "anime harlot" sheet imported from China? It made me want to puke.