[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer!

The Good Book says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Man, everytime I walk inside the church house, the preacher coverin' his eyes at me, but I know he can't know nothin' my way; he dirtier than I am! He's ridin' down the streets shinin', ballin', hollerin' at broads, hollerin' at dudes on the cool. That's why people don't go to church now; it ain't the message, it's the motherpifflein' message! Let us move on..."

Just giving y'all fugazi-ass preachers something to think about here!

Translate that ooga-booga jungle speak into proper American, boy. Pull up your pants, take the crack pipe out of your mouth, and leave the pie on the window seal. The Ex-Negro Academy is open to all who wish to be purified in the blood of Jesus and washed white and if you would stop dressing, talking, acting, and thinking like a retarded I might be able to get you in.

What is your yearly income, boy?

[BunBoyUGK]

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By your request, I'll translate that into cracker-talk:

The Bible says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Every time I go to church, the preacher refuses to look at me, but I know he is not one to judge me; he's a bigger sinner than I am! He's riding down the streets in his sports car with custom rims and diamonds on his chain and in his teeth, spending lots of money, courting females, and courting males in secret. That's why people do not go to church now; it is not the spoken message, it's the unspoken message! Let us move on..." Just giving you fraudulent preachers something to think about here!

Does that sound any better? Have I made you late for your Ku Klux Klan meeting?

[Roberta]

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I think you are confusing LBC with Creflo Bling-Bling Dollar ministries. Dat nigga sho noes howda pass da plate.

[BunBoyUGK]

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I think you are confusing LBC with Creflo Bling-Bling Dollar ministries. Dat nigga sho noes howda pass da plate.

Yes, that ministry is a disgrace to the black man!

But your ministry is a disgrace to ALL mankind!

[SUV]

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Sweet Simpering JESUS, this is all just so disTasteful.

Are we going to start talking about Tupperware any time soon?

[Bob4God]

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I'm having a hard time understading you, UGK, whatever that actually means.

Do you have any interest in finding salvation through CHRIST, or are you here to harrass us decent tax-paying white folks?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Good Book says "Love one another as I have loved you!" You're the one who's going to be burning in hell if you don't respect Jesus' words!

Boy, you need to slow down between posts and think before you spew anymore jungle wisdom. We are actual Christians here, not crack dealers and pimps who use Christ's love as a mask to hide behind when its time to meet with your parole officer.

If you're going to tell us what you think the Bible says, then you'll need to POST THE VERSE, otherwise why would anyone believe a word you say?

Watch your mouth boy. We do not tolerate racism on God's favorite forum.

[Sister Noddy]

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(Man, I wish my baby brother Pimp C were alive right now to set y'all loose-lipped punks straight!)

The GODLY Pastor is right, we don't tolerate racism here, so you should watch your own loose lips, yourself!

Oh, and we don't take kindly to sweaty muscular sexual nigra bucks (Jesus forgive noddy!) stealing pies off our goodly housewives' open kitchen windowsllls when their backs are turned, bunkbed boy!

[Nobar King]

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This is something that I've been complaining about for years. We're here enjoying ourselves peacefully and some loser jerk drives by pumping out ridiculous beats audible a block away. We know that they mean to be disturbing, but how can you stop EVERYBODY????

I'm serious. Bobby-Joe, why can't these fools be cited or have their cars impounded for being a nuisance? I'm sure your boys could use some new gear.

[Remy Lebeau]

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By your request, I'll translate that into cracker-talk:

Look her you blue gummed buck nigra; we do not tolerate racist language here on God's Favorite Forum. I will let you slide by this time with a verbal warning, but I might not be so forgiving next time. I understand it is harder for you boys to behave in a civilized manner due to your inherent handicap of being of negroidial descent, but we must draw a line when it comes to bigotry.

The Bible says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Every time I go to church, the preacher refuses to look at me, but I know he is not one to judge me; he's a bigger sinner than I am! He's riding down the streets in his sports car with custom rims and diamonds on his chain and in his teeth, spending lots of money, courting females, and courting males in secret. That's why people do not go to church now; it is not the spoken message, it's the unspoken message! Let us move on..." Just giving you fraudulent preachers something to think about here!

What is it with you bucks and those hideous polished brass and cubic zirconium teeth? Anyway, we don't have any pastors "sporting custum rims" and "courting females and males in secret". We are a community of True Christians. Unlike the wild nigra buck we normal people can control our lusts. No hordes of unwed baby's mommas running around. If you would repent of your negrodom and seek the light of Jesus we might be able to get you Saved.

Does that sound any better? Have I made you late for your Ku Klux Klan meeting?

The KKK are a bunch of inbreed redneck bigots. We here at Landover Baptist detest the KKK and all forms of racism. With my butter caramel skin the KKK would never allow me in their meetings.

[One-eyed Jack]

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Whew! This boy certainly is a caution, hating Godly Landover pastors and mocking Christ's righteous Church.

Hey little sinner-boy, you got a swelled-up head
God is gonna judge your a** when you're dead!
You is spreading hate of God's congregation:
That will buy you a ticket to CONFLAGRATION!
When Jesus comes back God will torment mankind
And let me say, you're at the front of the line --
FOR HELLFIRE! Where the worm dieth NOT!
Lemme tell you, boy, you gonna be TAUGHT!

Landover Baptists are the Cream of God's crop,
We will stand at Jesus' right hand, and will not stop
'Til the Great Commission's over, the Christ comes back,
And God raises us to Heaven where there is no lack!
Oh, Landover does repose in the Love of the Lord
And nothing you say can deny His Holy WORD:

For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Deuteronomy 7:6

Hallelujah! Landover is the Holy People, CHOSEN of the LORD!

~~ OEJ

[Roberta]

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Whew! This boy certainly is a caution, hating Godly Landover pastors and mocking Christ's righteous Church.

Hey little sinner-boy, you got a swelled-up head
God is gonna judge your a** when you're dead!
You is spreading hate of God's congregation:
That will buy you a ticket to CONFLAGRATION!
When Jesus comes back God will torment mankind
And let me say, you're at the front of the line --
FOR HELLFIRE! Where the worm dieth NOT!
Lemme tell you, boy, you gonna be TAUGHT!

Landover Baptists are the Cream of God's crop,
We will stand at Jesus' right hand, and will not stop
'Til the Great Commission's over, the Christ comes back,
And God raises us to Heaven where there is no lack!
Oh, Landover does repose in the Love of the Lord
And nothing you say can deny His Holy WORD:

For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God: the LORD thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth. Deuteronomy 7:6

Hallelujah! Landover is the Holy People, CHOSEN of the LORD!

~~ OEJ

That is exceptional, OEJ. If you could get NWA to record it you might make a killing!

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Payback's a motherpiffleer!

By your request, I'll translate that into cracker-talk:

The Bible says 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.' Every time I go to church, the preacher refuses to look at me, but I know he is not one to judge me; he's a bigger sinner than I am! He's riding down the streets in his sports car with custom rims and diamonds on his chain and in his teeth, spending lots of money, courting females, and courting males in secret. That's why people do not go to church now; it is not the spoken message, it's the unspoken message! Let us move on..." Just giving you fraudulent preachers something to think about here!

Does that sound any better? Have I made you late for your Ku Klux Klan meeting?

Well now, there's your problem son, you are going to a queer church. Try a Baptist, True Christian® church. And please refrain from racism here, we treat our nigra friends equally and we don't appreciate your racist undertones.

[gothtard godmocker]

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Hey shawty shot calla you gots a swelled-up heezee
god is gonna judge yo a** when yoe dead ya feelin' me?!
You is spread'n hizzy of Gods congregatizzles wizzy buy you a ticket ta CONFLAGRATION . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.!
Wizzy Jesus comes bizzay God W-to-tha-izzill torment mankind
And let me say, yoe at tha frizzay of tha line --
FOR HELLFIRE! Where tha worm dieth NOT!
Lemme T-to-tha-izzell you, boy, you gonna be TAUGHT!

Landova Baptists is tha Cream of Gods crop,
We W-to-tha-izzill stand at Jesus rizzight hizzay n wizzy not stizzop
Til tha Great Commissions poser tha Christ comes back,
And God raises us ta Heaven where there is no lack!
Oh, Landova does repose in tha Love of tha Lord
And nuttin' you say can dizzle His Holy WORD:

For tizzle art an holy thugz unto tha LORD thy God: tha LORD thy God H-to-tha-izzath chosen thee ta be a special thugz unto himself, above all thugz tizzle is upon tha face of tha earth cuz Im tha Double O G. Deuteronomy 7:6

Word!

[papparat]

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