[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Ja, du har säkert rätt.

How come the Swedenish language, Mr. 'German'? Not the principal way of speech in Hamburgertown, I presume. American is the tongue of this forum.

Yours,

Elmer

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Dear Jolly German

I notice, that you did expect somebody here to give some kind of value to your mormon-trips. Nevertheless, True Christians here obey THE LORD and read the REAL (...)

Anyway, there is no reason to be rude. This is place where people give each other the respect, they deserve.

Ja, du har säkert rätt.

I didn't want to be rude and I don't. It was ... just... the damons in me.

...btw. It wasn't only a mormon trip, it was much more than that. And it still is, my friend from the north, it is still...

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

By the way, ma'am, thanks for the 100 for "refractioning" a true Christ... I earned them... but why so less "penalty points"? I'm not worth more? Remember Billy the Kid or Wyatt Earp (right spelling?) or Orrin Porter Rockwell... they all were worth more than terse a 100! And me, obviously obsessed by the devil himself, yea, by Satan and not saved yet, you behave like a misor and gibve me only 100ẞ Gimmi 1000, yes, gimmi, cause I'm Jimmi! Jimmi German worth of ten!

No problem with dictatorship. We Germans like dictators. Heil Hinkel!

Dear Jolly German

I notice, that you did expect somebody here to give some kind of value to your mormon-trips. Nevertheless, True Christians here obey THE LORD and read the REAL TRUTH

Anyway, there is no reason to be rude. This is place where people give each other the respect, they deserve.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Indeed.

By the way, ma'am, thanks for the 100 for "refractioning" a true Christ... I earned them... but why so less "penalty points"? I'm not worth more? Remember Billy the Kid or Wyatt Earp (right spelling?) or Orrin Porter Rockwell... they all were worth more than terse a 100! And me, obviously obsessed by the devil himself, yea, by Satan and not saved yet, you behave like a misor and gibve me only 100ẞ Gimmi 1000, yes, gimmi, cause I'm Jimmi! Jimmi German worth of ten!

No problem with dictatorship. We Germans like dictators. Heil Hinkel!

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Indeed.

Sure, ma'am. And, as I'm a real m-o-r-o-n, I say: thanks for your evidence that proves my suspicion was right!

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Let me guess, you believe a girl can be half-pregnant....

(...)

Of course she can! See it this way: a woman can be pregnant with twins, can't she? And when she is pregnant with only one ...? ... ticketi-ticketi-tack... use your intellect if one is there!

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Well, your situation does not look really good.
1 Corinthians 6:16 (...)

Don't worry. Since my girl friend isn't here I'm gonna get even more perfect. Now I've become a sly fox in switching on and operating the washing machine. I will not die as a complete stupid man one day. This is why we are on earth: to improve ourselves and become better. This is part of God's great plan!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

I might be a m-o-r-o-n.

Indeed.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Same again with m-o-r-m-o-n... it changes automatically into mormon or the other way round... brilliant software to drive a fool crazy!

but it's okay - still I'm not a M-O-R-M-O-N, I might be a m-o-r-o-n.

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Now I see... the software here is joking around with fools like me... whenever M-o-r-o-n-i is written her in the simple way, it's changed into "mormoni" automatically. I like funny traps like this.

And just to make more friends here I spell the name of this holy angel:

M - O - R - O - N - I

Hahahaaa... I might be stupid but not a moron!

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

What angel Moroni? Let's check God's Inerrant Word. Remember this is His finished written Revelation. Nothing is to be added, nothing has been taken away.

Okay - let's see it this way: The Bible was written and completed centuries ago, you agree? How do we know haw many angels are there in Heaven or what all their names are? and maybe at the time when the Bible was written an angel named Moroni wasn't born yet? Or he didn't have anything to say to mankind or to the prophets. He was still a young angel just having a good time and later when he grew up he decided to reveal young Joseph the secret of the Golden Plates.

Yea! The KJV Bible is certainly spot on and true and reliable, and I'm so glad to be here among all you wise and divinely inspired people and mighty pastores. But the Bible is old, isn't it? And Moroni certainly is not an old angel, but a modern one with a with a modern (Jazz ...?) trumpet in his hands. And who will know about the following generations of angels, who perhaps will appear with guitars or even with machine guns instead, if they one day might be rid of all those ignorant and narrow-minded disciples on earth?

Yea! Praise the Lord! And praise him again! and praise to the man who communed with Jehova and to whom the angel Moroni once appeared. Not only a damon-like trumped pumper and no devil at all! I say: the angel didn't keep the plates made of pure gold for himself, even if he could, and sold them not to make himself a fine time in New Orleans or Las Vegas or Berlin or other damned sinful cities. Nay!!! He lead a young prophet to them and gave them out of his hands. A devil would never have done such a stupid thing!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

What angel Moroni? Let's check God's Inerrant Word. Remember this is His finished written Revelation. Nothing is to be added, nothing has been taken away.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

Okay - to be honest, and as half a Mormon and half a good man I should never lie, the missionaries haven't visited me for ages and left Hamburg in January this year. Since then I must wash the dishes and switch on the washing machine by myself. Does this answer your question a little?

Something went wrong... but I'm sure to find good advise here in these wonderful and divinely inspired forums.

Well, your situation does not look really good.
1 Corinthians 6:16

Now you have found this forum, the next step is that you leave all that scum behind and seek for truth. Pray and read the Real Truth

Maybe you still have some hope. I am just a eskimo savage from Finland but these people here have been just so nice to me and guided me. Sometimes it hurts, when you have to admit that whole your life you have been wrong. But GOD is the only hope I have, the salvation is only with True Christians.

I do not wanna go to eternal perversion with

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

... ooooh damned, I mean M-O-R-O-N-I ...!

S.th. wrong with me...?

Still one extra letter there?

Seriously, the "preview post" function is there for a reason. Try it out and be saved from these awkward moments. I use it all the time.

Try Job 19:4.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[JimmiGerman]

Re: Hello from Hamburg

... ooooh damned, I mean M-O-R-O-N-I ...!

S.th. wrong with me...?