[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

An "asexual" that has and enjoys sex.

This place never ceases to astound me.

Yes, frequently and with multiple partners and there was also this disturbing clause:

many of my female partners walking wobbly

suggesting that there are also non-female partners

[Didymus Much]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

Yes, frequently and with multiple partners...

Sssshhhh, let's get back to listening to him complain about how everyone's mistreating him due to his membership in a group of which he's not even upholding the basic tenets.

[PiF_Asexual]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

Hi again

Just thought I'd check in before I retire and thank you for the extra comments and I'd lime to reply to a few if I may.

Low libido is another misconceptional myth in regards to asexuality. It is not and has not ever been a requirement or cause.

My point for mentioning my sexual past is to correct the myth that asexuality is not wanting sex, as I said earlier many do take part and have no issue with it. Personally I'd rather have a peppermint tea but if someone I care for deeply has sexual needs then I am willing to compromise as many asexuals do.

Mitza I mentioned female partners as I am male and my partners have been female and nothing more. As to no such thing as an asexual ? Well your replying to one so that would suggest your assumption to be incorrect.

Didymus, read my threads accurately and you will see I have made no such complaint or indication. I have seen an error through some popular misconceptions about what an asexual is, politely introduced myself and not been rude to any individual as I believe articulate discussion even when two sides are opposed, is possible.

Anyway, I bid you all a good evening and hold your day is a pleasant one.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

...I have seen an error through some popular misconceptions about what an asexual is...

That "misconception" seems to extend to dictionary makers:

From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/asexual

...Medical Dictionary
asexual a·sex·u·al (ā-sěk'shōō-əl)
adj.

Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.

Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.

Lacking interest in or desire for sex...

I emphasized what seems to be the applicable one, and yeah, you've disqualified yourself from that group. So who has the misconception?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

He was quite polite and did answer questions. But I never found out how he realised that he actually was asexual. The standard amœba fits your dictionary definition precisely and as far as I'm aware they do not have a libido (although they do respond to sound). In fact I would consider that any level of motivation greater than ZERO would disqualify intending asexuals from joining the fan club.

It is possible however that the poster has reverse autism, in existential terms an enhanced perception of other and reduced perceptions of self. That would normally be considered a Theory Of Mind impairment but it is recognised as an area needing more research. When an amœba responds to sound it is reacting to something other than self but that is not usually regarded as a perception. Behaviours mentioned by PiF seem to be in the same category and I'd be happy to set up an amœba research unit with the Creation Scientists if funding were available to cover consumables and I can donate a sound lab to the project. I was thinking maybe Schoenberg?

ptroposal for sonic amœba tank
Op. 33a not a bad starting point
for this genre

[WWJDnow]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

My user name within the Asexual community is PiF and my real life name is Shaun.

Welcome, Shaun. Forgive me for prying, but what exactly is the point of having an asexual community? Do you all gather in a bar someplace to find someone not to go home with? Do you discuss the best positions not to have sex in?

Don't get me wrong--I'm not suggesting that you should become a fornicator. But God did tell us to be fruitful and multiply, and, to borrow the old joke, you're fruitless and subtracting.

Anyway, if your name is PiF, it sounds to me like you might have turned asexual because you have latent homosexual tendencies. I think you should find a Baptist pastor to discuss this with. I know that Jesus wants you to be a happy, straight man rather than burning in Hell for all eternity because you chose to be asexual.

I will pray for God to make you a heterosexual.

[PiF_Asexual]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

Firstly good morning and again thank you for your posts. To do justice to your questions/comments I really need to reply on a proper pc rather than this itouch thingemebob so I wanted to politely just let you know I will reply on Monday if that's okay.

I appreciate I am not your usual type of poster and do not want to waste your time so hope to cover as many bases in as few posts as possible.

Have a great day.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

Firstly good morning and again thank you for your posts. To do justice to your questions/comments I really need to reply on a proper pc rather than this itouch thingemebob so I wanted to politely just let you know I will reply on Monday if that's okay.

I appreciate I am not your usual type of poster and do not want to waste your time so hope to cover as many bases in as few posts as possible.

Have a great day.

All this time wasted when you could have been converted already and been praising Jesus!

It is a Scriptural Commandment to use time wisely...

Ephesians 5:15-16:
15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,
16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil.

Yet another thing in a long list of things you aren't doing that you should be doing, according to God (Revelation 1:3; Mark 1:15; 2 Peter 3:1-13; I Thess. 5:1-4)

Pastor Ed

[see_the_light]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

What a troubling thread!

It is sad to hear about eunuchs who are NOT so for the kingdom of heaven.

That would be the only excuse.

Matthew 19:12

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

And then there is the double-yuk of an eunuch fornicator ?!?!?!?

The only redeeming point is that JESUS has kept you away from the sinful abomination of gayehz sex (as you do seem to have a sex drive but seldom activated for women, count your blessings that you haven't been turned by satan sex)

I will pray that JESUS fills your void and that you'll embrace HIS mercy.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

seldom

I'm sorry perhaps I've been overdoing things but reading this thread over the weekend I couldn't quite catch the "seldom" bit indeed PiF seems to have bandy legged paramours going off all over the place like wobbly dolls. I'm beginning to think he might ba a bit wobbly himself

[PiF_Asexual]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

Good morning

I think I'll reply to those recent comments then leave the intro forum to move onto God hates Asexuals. I'll take them slightly out of order if I may.

MitzaLizalor.... seeing those images reminded me of my childhood and the weebles. Thank you for the humourous momment.

see_the_light.....you clearly have not followed the thread. I assure you I am all intact as are most asexuals and asexuality is not the inability to have sex or the wish, it is simply not experiencing sexual attraction and nothing more. For some reason, despite being called many things so far your thread I found the most offensive.

Perhaps if I may suggest? you have the communication skills of a deaf mute then trying to converse by sign language despite having no hands. The other posters seem to have understood even if they have not agreed but your posts seemed to be dare I say, of a person of a lower intelligence. It is not my wish to offend even more so as the other contributors have connected but it is my observation on your input.

Didymus...your correct of course, most dictionaries show asexuality that way but if you look it is confused itself as it mostly refers to flora/fauna reproduction. I put this down to our small size as a group, I've seen a study where the researcher gave a 1% guesstimate of the amount of asexuals vs sexuals. I would say that the amount is closer to 0.1% and as such we largely fly under the radar. Add to that we live in a largely sexual world then you can see why some may withold or hide their asexuality.

Mitza...the sound thing? not something I think is correct but hey, openess is what asexuals feel helps. There is always within the forums..is asexuality caused by? type of threads, you probably get that in here too in regards to religion....asexuality isn't caused by anything and I personally feel it is from birth as do many other asexuals. Autism is sometimes mentioned but mostly by those of a certian age, again openess is something we discuss.

Pastor Ed.... 24 hours is a time I would question as to wether any conversion is genuine and long lasting, although I did read some of the forum and used that time wisely.

As to wasting time? I don't consider interacting with your site members a waste of my time but rather a benefit.

wwjdnow...the point of having an asexual community? the same as having a religious one or any other online community. To offer support, information, ideas, contact others who feel the same etc. I had to laugh at the comment about discussing positions not to have sex in.

I would agree for a forum that is based around not having any sexual attraction we do seem to talk about sex a lot. Although the same could be said of this forum in that you spend a lot of time talking about the things you are not, I think that is just how humans on the internet forums work.

I'm not sure how your thought went from three letters (PiF) to latent homosexual tendencies? PiF is short for pay it forward. Don't get me wrong as I personally have no problems with anyone who is gay but I understand this forum will not be sending gay people christmas cards anytime soon.

I am not anti religion but believe it is a very personal thing.Well I have done "gods work" and I am straight,have a child and two grandhildren although the thought of God watching me doing the freeky mumba may just have put me off sex forever, no voyeurism please. Fruitless, how did you know I have had the snip.

Beyond that, I've enjoyed your inputs and feel now is the right time to move into the thread I joined for which is God hates Asexuals.

I hope you all have a great day and thank you all for your time

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

What a load of codswallop!
If you've had a child, to put it very crudely, you can 'get it up' which means you are not asexual. If such a thing exists as an asexual, it would be somebody who could not be aroused, ever, under any circumstances. Just because you don't run around raping every woman you see, does not mean you are asexual. To call yourself 'asexual' is nothing more than attention seeking. But it does not receive God's attention, and that matters far more than the seeking the attention of idiots who actually believe what you're saying.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

I stopped counting the number of times "sex" appeared in the thread at 6 dozen.
What was that thing Shakespeare had in The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark act III, scene 2?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Noobie saying hi, just call me PiF

You're as much an "asexual" as the fluffy-bunnies around here are Christians.

Never mind what the dictionary says, YOU know what's right and true.

Same as: never mind what the Bible says, Jesus loved everyone and died for everyone's sins so that everyone (and their dog) can go to Heaven, because an omnibenevolent God would not keep dogs out of Heaven, right?

Neither has any justification, and are only looking after their own emotional needs, while neglecting the damage done to others by their misidentification.

God in the Bible is clearly described as a Jealous God, who DOES NOT love everyone, who DOES NOT want everyone to be saved. Misrepresenting Him allows people to believe He has motives that He does not, that He is "in tune" with our modern way of life and morals, when He clearly is not.

Likewise, your identification as an "asexual", I believe does damage to actual asexuals. People will encounter you, hear about how you're an "asexual" (who has and enjoys sex to the point of bragging about your prowess on the internet), and the next "asexual" (an actual one, who has the issues described IN REAL MEDICAL LITERATURE as opposed to your fantasy) they meet will be dismissed as a loon because they don't match up to the pattern that YOU established, and thus will not get taken seriously when they have real problems that need to be dealt with/addressed.

To sum up, you're acting like a selfish asshole to claim "problems" you don't have, and so-called "persecution" you suffer only from identifying with a group you do not belong to.

Trying to be an internet hero for all the asexuals out there (who are obviously completely incapable of defending themselves), that's just attention whoring, ie. sad.