Introductory thread! And serious Question!

[alittleoutoftune]

Re: Introductory thread! And serious Question!

It would mean god is happy. I remember Dennis Flemion and the Frogs had a song about this once...I think though they were being intentionally blasphemous for a cheap instantly forgettable shock value like you probably are.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Introductory thread! And serious Question!

Hello! I hope this is a friendly community that will welcome me in open arms! I have a serious question though, If you found out god was gay, how would you react, don't give me any "Oh that's impossible" It's just a hypothetical and I'm Curious as to how people would think and change based on that one simple assertion.

That is actually not a serious question. It's an ad ridiculum comment to distract people from the actual issue, JESUS!

An impossible scenario not at all related to the actual state of affairs does not constitute a serious question. I offer you some examples:

What if pope the Wannabe Antichrist was a Labrador retriever?
What if Garfield the cat was actually Garfield the president?
What if false Christian men had tallywhackers growing on their foreheads instead of dislodged in their bums?
What if you used you secret knowledge of Klingon to translate invisible texts on dissappearing gold plates to supplement a perfect book?

This can be mildly funny. Usually only lame. Not serious conversation, though.

No need to waste a verse here.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Introductory thread! And serious Question!

That questions doesn't make sense, dear. Say, why not introduce yourself like a decent, civilized person would! Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introductory thread! And serious Question!

Hello! I hope this is a friendly community that will welcome me in open arms! I have a serious question though, If you found out god was gay, how would you react, don't give me any "Oh that's impossible" It's just a hypothetical and I'm Curious as to how people would think and change based on that one simple assertion.

This is called the INTRODUCTION section for a reason. Please tell us your name, age, gender and the name of your church.

Your question is absurd. God is not a filthy queer.

[OldGayJebadiah]

Hello! I hope this is a friendly community that will welcome me in open arms! I have a serious question though, If you found out god was gay, how would you react, don't give me any "Oh that's impossible" It's just a hypothetical and I'm Curious as to how people would think and change based on that one simple assertion.