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  • shanelapionte
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Apr 2012
    • 17

    #1

    I have a question

    Hello everyone,
    I need help with some of my homework and i know a lot of you will be brutally honest with your answers.
    For my language arts class i have to write about what a perfect world would be, and i need examples from different people, so if you don't mind could you answer the following question for me?

    What do you think a perfect world would be?



    Thank you in advance.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #2
    Re: I have a question

    Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
    Hello everyone,
    I need help with some of my homework and i know a lot of you will be brutally honest with your answers.
    For my language arts class i have to write about what a perfect world would be, and i need examples from different people, so if you don't mind could you answer the following question for me?

    What do you think a perfect world would be?



    Thank you in advance.
    A perfect word is not a matter of "would be" it is what WILL BE

    Revelation 22:12

    And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

    Until then try Titus 2:11-14

    For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; Who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good work

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • shanelapionte
      Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
      • Apr 2012
      • 17

      #3
      Re: I have a question

      I was hoping for a descriptive answer, that would tell me, who would be living in a perfect world, and how everyone would act and be treated.
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • see_the_light
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 1386

        #4
        Re: I have a question

        Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
        I was hoping for a descriptive answer, that would tell me, who would be living in a perfect world, and how everyone would act and be treated.
        Try reading the KJV and Revelation 22:12 answers itself.

        PRAISE THE LORD!

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: I have a question

          Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
          Hello everyone,
          I need help with some of my homework and i know a lot of you will be brutally honest with your answers.
          For my language arts class i have to write about what a perfect world would be, and i need examples from different people, so if you don't mind could you answer the following question for me?

          What do you think a perfect world would be?



          Thank you in advance.
          I do mind. I'm not doing your homework. That's the kind of lazy, entitlement thinking that results in mass-murder.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • shanelapionte
            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
            • Apr 2012
            • 17

            #6
            Re: I have a question

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I do mind. I'm not doing your homework. That's the kind of lazy, entitlement thinking that results in mass-murder.

            I was not asking you to do my homework, the whole point of my homework is for me to find out other people's opinions. I am supposed to ask different people this question, and i figured that most of the people on this website would give me good answers.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: I have a question

              Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
              I was not asking you to do my homework, the whole point of my homework is for me to find out other people's opinions. I am supposed to ask different people this question, and i figured that most of the people on this website would give me good answers.
              You didn't say your homework was to persuade other people to do your homework for you. Read Tom Sawyer, son. Stay in school.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • alittleoutoftune
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2014
                • 23

                #8
                Re: I have a question

                One Where Aspergers syndrome was never envented. FML.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: I have a question

                  Originally posted by shanelapionte View Post
                  I was not asking you to do my homework, the whole point of my homework is for me to find out other people's opinions. I am supposed to ask different people this question, and i figured that most of the people on this website would give me good answers.
                  Give me the name and phone number of your teacher. Once I can verify the veracity of your claims, I personally guarantee the full cooperation of every True Christian(tm).

                  BTW: This is called an INTRODUCTION thread for a reason. Please give us your name, age, gender and location of your church before we go any further.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I have a question

                    Your question presumes that there is something wrong with this one. Your teacher is probably a communist and is expecting you to write some kind of report about how all people should be loved and treated equally. You should write that if you want a good grade.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • JimmiGerman
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2014
                      • 147

                      #11
                      Re: I have a question

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      You didn't say your homework was to persuade other people to do your homework for you. Read Tom Sawyer, son. Stay in school. ...
                      Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence

                      -LOL- Didn't Tom Sawyer even get one or two cents or some glass marbles when he let the other boy paint the fence...?

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                      • JimmiGerman
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • May 2014
                        • 147

                        #12
                        Re: I have a question

                        Originally posted by JimmiGerman View Post
                        -LOL- Didn't Tom Sawyer even get one or two cents or some glass marbles when he let the other boy paint the fence...?
                        ...No, it was an apple, and twelve marbles, part of a jews-harp, a piece of blue bottle-glass to look through, a spool cannon, a key that wouldn’t unlock anything, and all that for letting the other kids have fun in his work to make.

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                        • Mother Of Seven
                          True Christian™ with a quiverful
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 2243

                          #13
                          Re: I have a question

                          A world where:
                          • there are no homosexuals
                          • there is no need for a presidential election - whoever wins the Republican primaries automatically becomes President
                          • there are no fags
                          • Everyone is a Baptist
                          • Everyone loves God
                          • No nigras, no joos, no messicants
                          • No pooftas
                          • No muslims, buddhists or hindus. Did I say no joos?
                          • No liars, no murderers
                          • No cathlicks, no false Christians, no satanists, no heathens
                          • America rules the world
                          • No fags
                          • The Bible is law, taking precedence over the courts
                          • Rapists have to marry their victims

                          Or, if you want good marks:
                          • Everyone's a fag
                          • Everyone's coffee-coloured
                          • Everyone's an atheist
                          • Everyone's a communist
                          • Everyone hates America

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                          • shanelapionte
                            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 17

                            #14
                            Re: I have a question

                            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                            A world where:
                            • there are no homosexuals
                            • there is no need for a presidential election - whoever wins the Republican primaries automatically becomes President
                            • there are no fags
                            • Everyone is a Baptist
                            • Everyone loves God
                            • No nigras, no joos, no messicants
                            • No pooftas
                            • No muslims, buddhists or hindus. Did I say no joos?
                            • No liars, no murderers
                            • No cathlicks, no false Christians, no satanists, no heathens
                            • America rules the world
                            • No fags
                            • The Bible is law, taking precedence over the courts
                            • Rapists have to marry their victims
                            Or, if you want good marks:
                            • Everyone's a fag
                            • Everyone's coffee-coloured
                            • Everyone's an atheist
                            • Everyone's a communist
                            • Everyone hates America
                            Thank you for taking the time to answer my question, my teacher read it over and approved of it, so i can use it in my project.
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • A Follower
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 872

                              #15
                              Re: I have a question

                              God created the world exactly as it needs to be. Thinking God created an imperfect world is blasphemy, and you, for asking this question, will surely be punished for that after this life. You are an evil child. Doubt is the opposite of faith, as Jesus had told us many a time. It is the opposite of being a good Christian.

                              James 1:5-8
                              If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all [men] liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed. For let not that man think that he shall receive any thing of the Lord. A double minded man [is] unstable in all his ways.


                              All that is evil exists just so it can show it is evil and earn a trip to Hell.
                              Leviticus 26:15-16
                              And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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