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  • Big Chief
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2014
    • 2

    #1

    Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

    Hi. I am. Big Chief. I come from Cherokee tribe. The spirit of the Buffalo has failed me. Big Chief seek Christian Salvation. Through. Jesus. Big Chief does not want hell. Help Big Chief. Please.
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

    You must seek salvation through Jesus. There is no other path, save those leading to Hell.

    What is your congregation? How have you come to seek Jesus? Give us your testimony.

    God Bless!
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

      Please don't scalp me. I said a protective prayer before I posted to you.

      I have always been told that feather head Indians are really demons.




      Or is it the dot head Indians...? I can't remember. Regardless, please behave while you are visiting GOD'S Favorite Forum. Please no posting while all hopped up on the fire water.

      BLESSINGS,

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      • Freddy Osborne
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2011
        • 538

        #4
        Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

        Originally posted by Big Chief View Post
        Hi. I am. Big Chief. I come from Cherokee tribe. The spirit of the Buffalo has failed me. Big Chief seek Christian Salvation. Through. Jesus. Big Chief does not want hell. Help Big Chief. Please.
        How, Big Chief!

        My own wife is part Sioux. With God's grace, I have successfully beat 75% of that out of her.

        His guidance maintains the 25% required by the tribe's blood quantam laws to allow her to successfully participate in class action lawsuits against the Department of Interior.

        Are you in need of some missionaries, blankets or whiskey?
        "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

        "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10274

          #5
          Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

          Originally posted by Big Chief View Post
          Hi. I am. Big Chief. I come from Cherokee tribe. The spirit of the Buffalo has failed me. Big Chief seek Christian Salvation. Through. Jesus. Big Chief does not want hell. Help Big Chief. Please.
          So nice to have a person of the First Nations here. AND SEEKING JESUS. it would be nice to know more about you.

          You apparently followed traditional heathen paganism but that does not seem cherokee.... As far as I remember your people revered especially the owl, the cougar and the Long Man, i.e., rivers. What traditional paganism does this buffalism represent? Are you shunned from your tribalists for being a heretic in that frame?

          You seem to be elderly, as your people have mostly given up their heathen tongue for American or are at least bilingual. Do you still use Sequoyah's syllabary? Are you familiar with the NT in Tsalagi Gawonihisdí that is available online? Is it based on Textus Receptus and thus somewhat comparable to KJV? In that case you could use it as a temporary surrogate until your American improves and you can read the actual stuff!

          Have you contacted the Cherokee Baptists!? I hear they are quite a large group among you! Although I am not aware how well they follow the WHOLE BIBLE due to linguistic difficulties - they use the translation I mentioned previously - I think they might have promise to become eventually True Christians™. You might become a kind of emissary to them as you know the language!

          So many possibilities for you. Looking forward to your answers!

          What about the favorite verses? Mine can be seen below. How do you relate to 1 Corinthians 14:34-35!? One of my favorites! How do you translitterate it from the Cherokee syllabics to latin letters? I'd love to learn to pronounce it in case I attend a Cherokee Baptist ceremony.

          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
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          • Big Chief
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • May 2014
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Please don't scalp me. I said a protective prayer before I posted to you.

            I have always been told that feather head Indians are really demons.




            Or is it the dot head Indians...? I can't remember. Regardless, please behave while you are visiting GOD'S Favorite Forum. Please no posting while all hopped up on the fire water.

            BLESSINGS,

            Sister Thumper
            Feathers are good. Dots are demons. I will not scalp you. Lady Mae Johnson. Thank you. For welcoming me. To your. Church.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

              Come back when you sober up.

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 709

                #8
                Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                Are you a hindu who wants to find Jesus Christ?
                I think most indians have that false hindu religion.
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                • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2013
                  • 999

                  #9
                  Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                  I am somewhat skeptical of the claim that this person is Native American. My management staff is scoping a location in the Godly town of Wynona, Oklahoma, which is in the Osage Reservation. None of the staff has encountered any tribal members that speak in stilted or broken English.

                  This makes me believe that Big Chief is actually either 1. Japanese, 2. Methodist, or 3. Retarded. All three of these can be cured by prayer, but Pastor Zeke is best with those falling under sin "A". I believe we should pray diligently for the chief and implore him to admit his sinful nature lest our women fall prey to his Japanese Methodist Retard ways. (Yes, he could be all three!)

                  I plead the blood of Jesus over our women now, Father God, and I just pray that You will bring the chief to a pow-wow of peace through Your Son, Christ Jesus. Let not the tomahawk of temptation overcome our ladies, but rather grant us protection, strength, and wisdom, Father God, in order to remain close to the hem of Your Garment®.

                  Glory to Your Name, Abba Father! Amen and Amen.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                    Praying
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • JimmiGerman
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • May 2014
                      • 147

                      #11
                      Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                      Originally posted by Big Chief View Post
                      Hi. I am. Big Chief. I come from Cherokee tribe. The spirit of the Buffalo has failed me. Big Chief seek Christian Salvation. Through. Jesus. Big Chief does not want hell. Help Big Chief. Please.
                      How! Hope you are a real Cherokee. She is probably not:


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                      • Mother Of Seven
                        True Christian™ with a quiverful
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 2243

                        #12
                        Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                        Originally posted by Big Chief View Post
                        Hi. I am. Big Chief. I come from Cherokee tribe. The spirit of the Buffalo has failed me. Big Chief seek Christian Salvation. Through. Jesus. Big Chief does not want hell. Help Big Chief. Please.
                        Your first step in Salvation is reading the King James Bible. Start at Genesis 1:1 and do not stop until you get to Revelation 22:21. You are welcome to ask questions during your progress.

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                        • JimmiGerman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2014
                          • 147

                          #13
                          Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                          Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                          Your first step in Salvation is reading the King James Bible. Start at Genesis 1:1 and do not stop until you get to Revelation 22:21. You are welcome to ask questions during your progress.
                          But he obviously prefers to hold a bottle of beer in his hand instead the holy King James Bible. Anyway, you should force him to repent!

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #14
                            Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                            Originally posted by JimmiGerman View Post
                            How! Hope you are a real Cherokee. She is probably not:

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                            • JimmiGerman
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2014
                              • 147

                              #15
                              Re: Big Chief. Need. Salvation.

                              Teach him the Gospel!

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