Hello and Glory to His Name!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Prayer Knight,

The Holy Ghost is upon me as I welcome you to our friendly forums. I have to disagree somewhat with the assessment of native Americans as being savages, since my company, Naomi's Moist Pie, is scouting sites in Godly Oklahoma, and the tribes my scout has come across have been welcoming and have been Christians. I suppose there are all kinds of people everywhere one travels.

Have you secured employment in Oklahoma? I will be seeking employees for the new store about an hour from Tulsa and one near Oklahoma City. This will include management staff and also cooks/cleaners. After the store is established, we will also need delivery drivers. Certainly keep in touch if you have an interest or know a Godly person that is seeking work.

I crave to hear more of the stories that surround your escape from Oregon! I'm sure it was exciting to spit on the homosexual heathens as you boldly crossed the border, bidding farewell to their licentious and depraved lifestyle. Tell me, did you know any homosexuals personally? Did they ever try to "touch" you? I am sure God's angels surrounded you as He promises.

May you grow in the grace and knowledge of our Savior through your association with the fine, friendly Christians here.

In the name of our Savior,
NRL

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Hello and welcome to our forums! Tell us what wonderful Blessings has Jesus bestowed on you in His Service? How do you most enjoy converting the heathen?

[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Bless you, brother!

Your words of wisdom bring great reminder to me of the savage nature of the unsaved Indian beasts. In my own ignorance, I had once tried to spread the message of Christ amongst the savages, as our great White ancestors once tried to do, only to be met with ungrateful and animal-like rebuttals. It was because of this that I realized only the most devout believers can ascend to the elite ranks of True Christians™ in God's army, and that most (if not all) of them are white, as Jesus Himself was.

Indeed, my abandonment of the western coast was wrought with danger, as the corrupt politicians of the fag state had tried to convert its citizens to Satanism by insisting it was "okay to be gay", which any thinking Christian, even those incompetent and doomed Catholics, can see is completely false. Rest assured though, the Lord was able to lead me out of the doomed fagnation unscathed and stronger in my faith than ever!

Since then, I've shared many spiritual adventures with the Lord God Most High, Jesus Christ, The Messiah and Blessed Shepherd, Born of the Virgin Mary, which I hope to recount in the future during my blessed time here!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello and Glory to His Name!

Welcome, Brother.

I rejoice with you for your escape from the doomed western coast, which God will likely destroy shortly.

Oklahoma is godly country, but there are many Indians in attendance. They should be avoided, as they are wicked and only seek revenge on White men over God's decision to give Christians their land and make them move to Oklahoma or perish.

Tell us of your adventures with Jesus. Was your escape from the People's Republic of Oregon fraught with danger? Give us your testimony.

[Prayer Knight]

Hello, my fellow Christian brothers and sisters!

I have come to this forum because it would seem that without an absolute doubt this is the most exceptional place to praise and worship Our Lord, Jesus Christ, Most High, Born of the Virgin Mary, Destroyer of Sins and Sworn Enemy and Bane of Satan.

I want to extend a personal thanks to all True Christians™for allowing my Unsaved behind a chance to become closer to my Lord, and perhaps one day become a True Christians™ myself!

A little bit about myself and my ever enduring quest to get close to Jesus - I was born in the dirty fag enabling state of Oregon, before it was plagued with the homo filth. Once it fell under the Satanic dictatorship that allowed for queer marriage, I hauled my behind to one of the most Christian states in God's Country - Oklahoma! Here, I attend the Windsor Hills Baptist Church twice a day, every day! My favorite Bible Verse has to Deuteronomy 6:6-7 because it gives us true Christians a method on which to instill our glorious Lord and Savior on our children (Bless them, our very future!)

Amen my brothers and sisters, and with love in Christ,
-Prayer Knight