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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 1330

    #1

    Introduction

    Hello,

    In following with the requests of the Pastors, I am posting an introduction to myself. I am a young virgin, and I attend Landmark Baptist Church. I live in Southern California, with far too many liberals, and not enough God-fearing people to help me get to heaven. Any advice is very much appreciated.

    God Bless,
    Elizabeth

    "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Hello Elizabeth, and welcome to our friendly forums! You sound like a decent, moral gal. Has your father found a husband for you? You must be very excited to start glorifying the LORD with little Soldiers for Christ! Do you have a wedding dress already?

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Walter Van Slyke
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2013
      • 212

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
      I am a young virgin, and I attend Landmark Baptist Church. I live in Southern California, with far too many liberals, and not enough God-fearing people to help me get to heaven. Any advice is very much appreciated.
      Praise God! It's so hard to find husbands for old virgins, and He does not bless every old maid with children like He did with Sarah. (Hebrews 11:11).

      However, I hope your father is restricting your interweb access to Godly sites like this one. There are lots of sick people out there who would try to trick you into posting a picture of yourself doing something innocuous like, say, sewing or cooking dinner or reading God's Word or reposing in a comfy chair with your bare feet up.

      Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
      I live in Southern California, with far too many liberals, and not enough God-fearing people to help me get to heaven.
      Tell me about it! I am in Boston, which is second only to San Queercisco in the sheer volume of homers, commies and trinket-worshipping Asian boat people.

      As I was thanking the Lord Jesus for bringing you to us, I was touched in a way I can't explain. Perhaps we are here to help each other.

      Humbly,

      Wally
      Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2014
        • 1330

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Dear Mrs. Etheldreda,

        Thank you for your warm, lovely welcome. My most amazing, God-fearing father, is graciously spending his time looking for a good husband for me. He wants me married by the age of 18 to have as many little Soldiers for Christ as possible. I do not have a wedding dress yet, though I would welcome any suggestions.

        God bless you!
        Elizabeth

        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        Dear Mr. Wally,

        Thank you as well for the kind welcome. My father is limiting my internet access to this site, and biblegateway.com. Anything, I must ask him for permission. I have to check for his permission to post any photos or anything else.

        In Southern California, there are tiny, ostracized, groups of people who share my family's belief. I hate how the government punished my parents for "child abuse" AKA giving me a well-deserved beating for burning my father's favorite pie.

        God bless,
        Elizabeth



        "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 999

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Sister Elizabeth,

          Greetings in the name of our sweet Savior! Having been raised by Godly parents myself, I understand your desire to learn as much as possible about being a Christian lady when all around you in that terrible, terrible state is nothing but sin, depravity, and a general disgust for anything holy. Since I am a shining example of young womanhood, it would be my pleasure to mentor you in the ways of Christian servitude.

          I would like to point out that there are many virtuous women here, True Christian(TM) women that will exemplify the lifestyle you must live if you are to be pleasing to a future husband and to our Lord. (Praise Him)

          I must confess that I have not yet married, which at 24 is terribly difficult for me to admit. However, I am listed on Christian Mingle and the pastors and sisters here are helping me in a quest to find a suitable gentleman for marriage. If the Lord wills, I plan to marry by the end of 2014. If He chooses for me to remain single, then I shall do so while maintaining nothing but praises for His Divine Providence in my life.

          I shall add you to my prayer list, dear one! I praise God that you've joined our friendly, welcoming forum.

          In Christ Jesus,
          NRL
          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2014
            • 1330

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Dear Sister Naomi,

            Thank you for the welcome. I admire your desire to help young women like me become a True Christian. My father would like to add that any suggestions are very much desired. There are many women who I hope to learn from, and I am eager to learn. I will keep your hopeful marriage and most of all, His Divine Will, in my prayers.

            God bless,
            Elizabeth

            "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • Prayer Knight
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Jun 2014
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Glory be! It is always such a refreshing experience to see a young girl casting out the "norms" of women in our ungodly society (such as feminazism, whoring, and leaving the house of their man) and seeking to better herself by following the path that Christ has laid out for us.

              I welcome you to our forums and offer you my prayers that you are soon given an opportunity to be fruitful and multiply, and when your little Soldier's of Christ enter upon the world through thy womb, I pray that you will have the draw to set them down the path of a True Christian™(Proverbs 22:3).

              Also, if you are in need of a wedding dress, I please let me know and I will call upon my very godly wife to assist you

              With Love in Christ,
              Prayer Knight
              "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Matthew 18:9

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                Welcome, Sister.

                We admire your virtue and thrill at your courage to follow Christ, even in the wilds of barbarian California. I pray you will escape soon.

                God Bless!
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  Thank you all for your kind welcomes. I hope that "And God Almighty blesse thee, and make thee fruitfull, and multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people" Genesis 28:3.


                  My father has asked me to identify any traits I especially would find desirable in a godly husband, and my mother has asked me to ask you if you would offer suggestions for a wedding dress, as we would ask in church, except for the law in 1 Corinthians 14:34, which says, "Let your women keepe silence in the Churches, for it is not permitted vnto them to speake; but they are commanded to bee vnder obedience: as also saith the Law."

                  Ladies, what would help me obey my husband, as Ephesians 5:22-24 tells me to? Thank you!
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14428

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                    Thank you all for your kind welcomes. I hope that "And God Almighty blesse thee, and make thee fruitfull, and multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people" Genesis 28:3.
                    Hello. It's always a delight to meet another in Him. So few accept God's Standard where affaires de cœur are involved and Genesis 28 provides the setting for our assurance:


                    GENESIS 28
                    1
                    And Isaac called Jacob, and blessed him, and charged him, and said unto him, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan.
                    2 Arise, go to Padanaram, to the house of Bethuel thy mother's father; and take thee a wife from thence of the daughters of Laban thy mother's brother.
                    3 And God Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and multiply thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people;
                    4 And give thee the blessing of Abraham, to thee, and to thy seed with thee; that thou mayest inherit the land wherein thou art a stranger, which God gave unto Abraham.
                    KJV .. look up . context



                    That inheritance is ours. Who preserved the words of God's Just Law did not preserve its spirit; Jesus teaches us:


                    MATTHEW 21
                    43
                    Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof.
                    KJV .. look up . context



                    Wretches such as Israelite priests, Pharisees, Saducees, assorted Zealots and let's face it the Jews in general upon meeting Jesus had but a single urge among them. Murder:


                    JOHN 5
                    8-9
                    Jesus saith unto him, Rise, take up thy bed, and walk. And immediately the man was made whole, and took up his bed, and walked: and on the same day was the sabbath..
                    16-17 And therefore did the Jews persecute Jesus, and sought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day. But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work.
                    18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.
                    KJV .. look up . context . The Bible is clear on this



                    Miss Lamb shows us the Joy He Delivers upon accepting Him within us, regardless of whatever He has determined our future to be:


                    I TIMOTHY 2
                    13
                    For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                    14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                    15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    KJV .. look up



                    The faith, charity, holiness and sobriety she celebrates alone are insufficient for Salvation without that all important precondition to overturn Eve in us all yet she praises Him still. And should we all be cast into perdition to be sure we will be praising Him.



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                    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2014
                      • 1330

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      I have many questions to ask. My father has picked out a truly Godly man for me to marry. Now what do I do to become his sweet, quiet, submissive, fruitful, and True Christian wife? I am so confused. Any advice would be welcome.
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14428

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                        I have many questions to ask. My father has picked out a truly Godly man for me to marry. Now what do I do to become his sweet, quiet, submissive, fruitful, and True Christian wife? I am so confused. Any advice would be welcome.
                        I do not suggest advice or opinions but Jesus is clear that remaining silent is the way to go. Any questions should be addressed to your new owner but they would not relate to marriage (you'll already be wed by then) and remember to be frightened of him. Frightened at all times. God is explicit on this one:
                        I PETER 3f
                        1
                        Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
                        2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
                        KJV .. not some "opinion" of mine but the Inerrant Word of God

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                        • Mother Of Seven
                          True Christian™ with a quiverful
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 2243

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction

                          Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                          I have many questions to ask. My father has picked out a truly Godly man for me to marry. Now what do I do to become his sweet, quiet, submissive, fruitful, and True Christian wife? I am so confused. Any advice would be welcome.
                          You must demonstrate what a good wife you'd make. If you have the opportunity cook a meal for him or offer him some of your baked goods. Dress nicely - just enough to get him interested, but modest enough so that he knows you're not a harlot. Jump to his every whim. For instance, if he wants a glass of water, get it immediately before your mother goes to do it. Laugh at his jokes, even if they're not funny. Don't express any opinion except to say that you agree with his opinions. If there are small children around, show how maternal you are, so that he knows you'd make a good mother. Be Godly - quote scripture when possible. Smile coyly at him. If you notice him looking at you, don't make eyes back at him, but look at your hands in your lap. In other words, just be yourself.

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                          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2014
                            • 1330

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction

                            Thank you. My first official date with him is going to be at my house chaperoned by my parents, of course. My mother has told me to cook, and I'm trying to come up with a good menu. What suggestions do you have? He likes plenty of coffee, bacon, lard, pies, and venison. What dishes work well with that?
                            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                              Thank you. My first official date with him is going to be at my house chaperoned by my parents, of course. My mother has told me to cook, and I'm trying to come up with a good menu. What suggestions do you have? He likes plenty of coffee, bacon, lard, pies, and venison. What dishes work well with that?
                              He sounds like a dream to cook for, dear! The pastry for all savory pies should be made with lard, so there's one problem solved. How about some sort of game pie, made with venison and whatever else you have to hand - pheasant, hare or rabbit, all boned of course. The addition of a generous portion of bacon can remove the need to add salt, which is so unhealthy.

                              For dessert, nothing can beat a good, moist coffee cake:



                              This one has a rich, mocha-flavored butter icing. It was my late son-in-law's favorite. Yum!
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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