Hello Everyone.

[Axel The Lunatic]

Hello to, well all who are seeing this. I will not tell you my real name, because of safety concerns. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Hello to, well all who are seeing this. I will not tell you my real name, because of safety concerns. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

You consider telling people your name to be dangerous?



Where do you go to church? I mean, if that's not too scary for you.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Hello to, well all who are seeing this. I will not tell you my real name, because of safety concerns. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No one who has ever been on this website has ever been harmed by anyone else who has ever been on this website, and the True Christians here have been blessed with Christ's protection and have never hurt a fly. Your post, therefore, is confusing. What precisely is your "safety concern"?

[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Could someone please clarify what a "Lucario" is? Is it perhaps some ungodly foreign tongue for Lucifer?I'm a bit hesitant to acknowledge this heathen until I know for sure he isn't a Satanist carrying queer germs or hellfire diseases.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Could someone please clarify what a "Lucario" is? Is it perhaps some ungodly foreign tongue for Lucifer?I'm a bit hesitant to acknowledge this heathen until I know for sure he isn't a Satanist carrying queer germs or hellfire diseases.

It's some furry anime nonsense.

Here you go.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Hello to, well all who are seeing this. I will not tell you my real name, because of safety concerns. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Hello, person. I am seeing this.

What I am NOT seeing is as follows:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

In the meantime, while I'm looking forward to seeing those data (mentioned also at the top of the page...), I share with you some questions and notions.
1. You choose to be "Lucario" according to the homersexual show of "Pokemon", am I correct? "Pokemon" is twisted American (typical for heathen Japs) that comes from the words "ポケットモンスター ('poketto monsutā')". We all know what young lads use their pockets with holes for... self abuse! You should stop that and REPENT.
2. Anagrammatics show that your username derives from "Ataxic Euro Hell". For your information, ataxia is a neurological (i.e., sin-derived) disorder that causes involuntary muscle spasms. I suppose when they afflict your hands it feels sort of nice while self-abusing, albeit self-abuse is also the most likely cause for this condition in your case. Europe is well-known for godlessness. "Hell" - well, that's where you're going, little friend!

John 8:41
Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.

Not too late to be saved, however. These friendly Forums can HELP you. Accept our offer and experience eternal BLISS in HEAVEN - compared to that your manual pleasures fade into insignificance!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Prayer Knight]

Re: Hello Everyone.

It's some furry anime nonsense.

Here you go.

Thank you brother, Zechariah.

I would have looked it up myself, but I was quite terrified that looking up such things would infect my computer with a Satanic virus and demonically possess it and result in numerous downloads of homosexual pornography. I'm still on the hunt for a True Christian™certified anti-virus that can protect from such things.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Hello to, well all who are seeing this. I will not tell you my real name, because of safety concerns. I live in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Louisiana is the repository of all godless wretches who are driven from Texas for their sin, which is grievous but not grievous enough for stoning, burning or dismembering. It is filled with swamps which are in turn filled with venomous snakes, alligators, haints and other unsavory creatures. The unsaved fit right in there and make the place worse every year.

It is a place where the Roman religion is strong, as is Voodoo and other lewd African religions. There is gambling offered and the politicians are all corrupt, as are the police and everyone else, for that matter. There are many Frenchmen.

God hates Louisiana and often sends great storms and floods to wreck havoc among the wretches who abide there. The Devil, for his part, sends the wretches out among the righteous. The location of Louisiana is unfortunate, as it is located close to Texas and we here are often the target of the Devil's people. After the last great storm, the godless Yankees sent many of the sodden survivors to our cities, where they primarily engage in armed robbery and other forms of mayhem.

It is no surprise that one of the wretches has come here to this godly site to vex Christians. I advise the congregation to beware this man. He is likely up to no good.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello Everyone.

Thank you brother, Zechariah.

I would have looked it up myself, but I was quite terrified that looking up such things would infect my computer with a Satanic virus and demonically possess it and result in numerous downloads of homosexual pornography. I'm still on the hunt for a True Christian™certified anti-virus that can protect from such things.

I believe there will be a closed beta, soon. The selection criteria often comes down to quality posts showing the true message of Christ backed up by relevant Scripture(r).

Once you go JesOS you will never need another operating system.

YIC