Greetings!

[ProdigalSon]

Here's little about me...

I was raised under the warm blanket of conservative love in Tennessee, at least until my poor misguided mother started to form opinions of her own and cast out my father, essentially inviting Satan to take his place. Under the direction of my new father, I went off to college and lived in such hotbeds of liberal iniquity as Boston and Seattle. Decorum prevents me from repeating some of the things I did and saw in these years, so I will move on. I moved from those vile coastlines and settled in the Midwest. I'm ready to dedicate my life to Christ now, and renounce independent thought, as that's what started my life down that path to begin with. Glory!

[SUV]

Re: Greetings!

Nothing more Godly than Tennessee, is there?

Except Landover Baptist Church, where all our Members are Baptist; none of them being "Church" of Christ - as does happen in Tennessee. GLOWry!

[Talitha]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome Prodigal Son.
I hope you find your stay at Landover an enlightend one.

Which Bible version do you follow?

[ProdigalSon]

Re: Greetings!

Why, the King James Version. What other version is there?

[Talitha]

Re: Greetings!

Why, the King James Version. What other version is there?

Well, let me tell you, there are many false Christians who think they can come here quoting from any darn thing they want.
I'm very pleased to hear it from you.

[ProdigalSon]

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Nothing more Godly than Tennessee, is there?

Except Landover Baptist Church, where all our Members are Baptist; none of them being "Church" of Christ - as does happen in Tennessee. GLOWry!

Yes, You must be careful, especially in Memphis. They host that blasphemous COGIC World Convocation there. Only the mercy of God has allowed that city to remain standing. Praise him!

[tommy]

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!Buenos Dias!

[ProdigalSon]

Re: Greetings!

Well, let me tell you, there are many false Christians who think they can come here quoting from any darn thing they want.
I'm very pleased to hear it from you.

I would never think of such heresy. Pleased to meet you.

[Talitha]

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!Buenos Dias!

You either speak the language of God on this Website or be thrown to the pits of Hell.
Speaking in tongues is forbidden.

[SUV]

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Brother, please do not listen to the insane Speaking in Tongues of this "tommy." Pastor's gonna get him some day!

(Take heart: Although you are also listed as "Unsaved Trash" it is only because you are new here. It's not likely to stick, as it so Righteously has with "tommy!")

[tommy]

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You either speak the language of God on this Website or be thrown to the pits of Hell.
Speaking in tongues is forbidden.

It's not a tounge, spanish is a language. Like French, English, Slovenian, Danish...

What I said was: Good day!

[Talitha]

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It's not a tounge, spanish is a language. Like French, English, Slovenian, Danish...

What I said was: Good day!

Like I said friend, you either speak the Presidents Engish or you will earn yourself some Infraction points.

Jesus© frowns on people wih Infraction points.

You have been warned.

[tommy]

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Like I said friend, you either speak the Presidents Engish or you will earn yourself some Infraction points.

Jesus© frowns on people wih Infraction points.

You have been warned.

From now on, I'll try to avoid using funny pseudolanguages. Only English and Dutch have been approved by God.

[ProdigalSon]

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From now on, I'll try to avoid using funny pseudolanguages. Only English and Dutch have been approved by God.

Dutch??? I have never heard our Godly President utter a word in Dutch. Am I missing something?

[tommy]

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Dutch??? I have never heard our Godly President utter a word in Dutch. Am I missing something?

Who said anything about Dutch?