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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    How on earth does our marriage not count?
    In the way that he explained to you, using Scripture. Reading comprehension, how does it work?

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Is this person perhaps not entirely familiar with the Book of Ezra? As Alex said, it is an excellent read and always crystal clear. Because the previous verse, Ezra 10:2, sets out the specific transgression and Ezra 10:10 confirms it thus:

    And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.

    There is absolutely no doubt about the matter. And, for that matter, her husband stands condemned for the same sin.

    YiC
    AW

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Oh wow, sir...you are by far the biggest freaking hypocrite of them all. How on earth does our marriage not count? This makes absolutely no sense, and you are just...wow...there are no words to describe your stupidity.
    Well it does count in the sense your marriage angers God. But as Pastor Zeke kindly explained Ezra 10:3 makes it clear what God's position is on mix marriage. Yes, you two may love each other but that act of love is utterly offensive to God as much as the love between two gay men.

    Anyway, how can Pastor Zeke be a hypocrite on this? He is unmarried.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Oh wow, sir...you are by far the biggest freaking hypocrite of them all. How on earth does our marriage not count? This makes absolutely no sense, and you are just...wow...there are no words to describe your stupidity.
    Telling you precisely what is in the Bible is not "stupidity."



    If you have a problem with Scripture, take it up with God, not Pastor Zeke.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • ExGay Alex
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Oh wow, sir...you are by far the biggest freaking hypocrite of them all. How on earth does our marriage not count? This makes absolutely no sense, and you are just...wow...there are no words to describe your stupidity.
    How is Paster Zeke a hypocrite? He is not married to an oriental!!

    Also, where is your scriptural support for the premise that the verse Pastor Zeke helpfully pointed out to you is stupid. I happen to like the Book of Ezra. Whenever anybody says to me "I read the Bible every day" I always answer: "Oh goody! Let's discuss the Book of Ezra" and then we immediately have an informed and lively discussion on its various themes.

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  • WhitneyJay
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    If you were a Christian, you would know what Jesus thinks about race-mixers.



    If you have a slanty-eyed, yellow-skinned husband and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!
    Oh wow, sir...you are by far the biggest freaking hypocrite of them all. How on earth does our marriage not count? This makes absolutely no sense, and you are just...wow...there are no words to describe your stupidity.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    If you were a Christian, you would know what Jesus thinks about race-mixers.

    Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
    If you have a slanty-eyed, yellow-skinned husband and a bunch of little half-breed mongrels running around, the way to get right with God is to just abandon them. That's Godly advice straight from the Bible. Your marriage doesn't count anyway and your children are bastards as far as God is concerned. Shout Glory!

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  • Alvin Moss
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    I confess that I always harbor deep suspicions about anyone I meet who lives in California. There is not time in the course of a single day to enumerate the sins committed, the blasphemies against God and the wretched crimes against humanity that take place in that God forsaken land. When a person lives in that kind of cesspool, one must ask one's self' "Why?".

    In my experience, it has usually been that they part of the problem. Some (not many) claim to be Christians, but that is usually so that they can steal your money. They are not of the body of Christ.

    In the north of that state, the entire population lives from the proceeds of growing and selling the drug "Marijuana". Even those who claim to be against the sin of it benefit from the proceeds. This California race mixer is one of them.

    Soon, the Lord God will deal with the pit of corruption that is California. Their days are numbered and justice is looming.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON.
    Our God is as He describes Himself to be in His Word. Feel free to try to prove us wrong, using Scripture.

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

    God is love. God forgives if you seek forgiveness. Not changing a respectable man into a slob of an American.
    Oh Whitney I was reading this thread and was about to welcome you to the forum. It can indeed be very difficult when you're young to ensure a steady income and I for one am satisfied that when Johnny secures regular employment, that you will be able to stay at home and care for Adam and his future siblings. Anyway, that is what I was going to say. Then I read that post of yours, and my heart sank.


    Yes, there is the odd woman in LBC who likes to gossip, as there are anywhere, but most of us disdain such behaviour. Now, as for your insults about God Read the Bible. Everything we say about God is in there. It's true. It's not a matter of whether it appeals to our mere human sensibilities, it's all about what God says.

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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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    Originally posted by WhitneyJay View Post
    Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

    God is love. God forgives if you seek forgiveness. Not changing a respectable man into a slob of an American.
    Whitney, Dear,

    Do not allow the old serpent to wrap himself around you and squeeze out the common sense GOD has given you! Resist the devil and he will flee from you, PRAISE JESUS. You are being so judgmental in the face of the love and concern we are trying to shew unto thee. It is only natural that you are tempted to stand up for Kim - er, Johnny - but darling, until you know that you know that you know the demonic forces of ornamental blood are totally cleansed and replaced by the Holy Ghost, your soul is in danger. Your son is already cursed with the koreanism, a malady that even penicillin cannot slay. But MY GOD is POWERFUL, dear! JESUS can heal those that come to Him earnestly seeking His will and His amazing cleansing touch. Do not give up, dear. We want to praise and glorify Jesus WITH YOU - it's why this forum exists, after all.

    Once you know what it is really like to fellowship with those that follow His Word 100 percent, your mind will be renewed and your resolve to live for Him cannot help but be affected! Glory! One more VERY important thing: the GOD we serve is the selfsame GOD that you serve, with the same traits of loving kindness, forgiveness, power, jealousy, judgment, benevolence, and overwhelming sense of je ne sais quoi. He is the SAME Jesus that forgave you, the SAME God that called you into His service; truly, the SAME God that looks down from the sky, responding to our wishes and petitions - our Abba Father.

    We love you both, dear! Truly we do.

    Praises to His Name,
    NRL

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
    Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

    Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

    PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord
    - OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

    Amen and Amen.

    AMEN!

    Father LORD, we just praise you in this hour! We just praise Your Holy Name! We just lift up this little halfling child, half oriental, half normal, and we just plead the Blood of Jesus over him, that he might find You and glorify You in all he does. We just thank You, Jesus, for bringing his mother, such as she is, to our dear community. We just lay this child's needs at the foot of the Throne, that he may be care for by Your Divine Mercy, and know how to grow up to be a True Christian™ and throw away his silly Charlie Chan ways and instead embrace the Lamb of God! We just thank You for loving this child so much that you would prude his parents off the vine, lest they choke out any live he may have. We just thank You for being the Vine, Lord! We just lift up your name and Bless You, Jesus!




    John 15:1-10

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  • WhitneyJay
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    Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
    Sister Mary and other True Christians™:

    Please kneel with me, lift holy hands to Heaven, and join in prayer:

    Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

    Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

    PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord - OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

    Amen and Amen.

    Wow, that was quite an interesting prayer. I now have one last thing to say about my husband. My husband is a much better man, and I pity you women for the despicable subhuman creatures that have stood alongside you and made you the judgmental, gossip-loving, heathen women that you are portraying yourself to be. Your "God" as you are claiming yours to be (the God that I serve and worship is nothing like this one.) is a racist, sexist, and self-proclaimed SIMPLETON. Enjoy your abusive relationships and brainwashed antisocial children. And we will see you burning underneath as we look down upon you.

    God is love. God forgives if you seek forgiveness. Not changing a respectable man into a slob of an American.

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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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    Sister Mary and other True Christians(TM):

    Please kneel with me, lift holy hands to Heaven, and join in prayer:

    Father God, we come to You in praise and worship of your greatness, light, power, and infinite wisdom. Father, we just lift our sister and her unfortunately geneticized husband. Father God, we just believe now and claim in the HOLY NAME OF JESUS that a genuine, life-changing experience will occur in this man, Father God. Help him to see that he does not have to go through life imitating Kim Jung Un, Father God, and help him to be convicted in his spirit that his dear wife should be home with her hell-bound child, praying daily that You will shew it Your tender mercies at the end of life's road.

    Father God, we just ask Your Holy Ghost to come in this woman's head, Father God; Your source of power and understanding can transform even the most complacent sinner into one that craves doing the right thing at all times, Lord. Ohhhh, JESUS, won't You reach down and touch this husband, Lord! Straighten out his eyes, Father God, so that he appears normal and pleasing as You meant for all your creation to be before they chose to follow that old serpent in the lovely garden of Eden. You did not mean for Your creation to utter strange, Ornamental sounds, but rather that mankind should speak American to praise and glorify You forever and ever. Father God, As I agree with Sister Mary Etheldreda now, I just pray that you will hear and answer prayer, Jesus, as You promised in Your Word. Glory! For these favors we give You all the praise, the honor, and the glory forever and forever, through Your Son, Lord. Amen and Amen and Amen and Amen.

    PS: Lord, Use your transformative powers to also mold this young boy into a real American, with American features and traits like patriotism and the ability to work in a factory rather than pansy jobs like music and acting. Help him to open a laundry or Korean Barbecue but one that serves American food, Lord - OH GLORY, I feel Your holy presence now and I MAGNIFY YOUR NAME.

    Amen and Amen.

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  • WhitneyJay
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    It's quite alarming, don't you think? If she hails from California like she says, then perhaps her husband is one of those "tranny" people who seek to confuse and confound decent Americans (it would explain why he likes the rectal exams of his pastor )! Oh Sister, I think we should pray very hard for her! Her soul is in great danger, and more importantly, the soul of her child! I hate to think this little child will be damned for all eternity, to because naught but a plaything for Satan and his psychopathic minions! But I hate even more to think this precious child's mother would be complicent in such an ordeal!

    Oh, wow...uhm...what to say to this. My husband and I just had a very interesting discussion about this. My husband is DEFINITELY not a "tranny", and even if he were, I would remain by his side to figure out a solution to this. And him being precautious on the subject of his salvation and eternal life doesn't instantly make him gay. As for the life and welfare of Adam (our son has a name), he is a healthy and happy little boy. I am definitely standing my ground and making sure that Christ is the center of our household.

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