Hi Everybody

[Simon Belmont]

Hello Everybody. My names Simon. I found this site from my friend Waldon. Waldon said allot of good things about this site and said this was good site to find good people and won't have to politcaly correct. I go to Saint Pauls down the street from me.

Exodus 20:12
"Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi Everybody

Saint Paul's? That's an unusual name for a Baptist church...

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hi Everybody

Clippety clop. Why are you really here? What is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hi Everybody

Hello Everybody. My names Simon. I found this site from my friend Waldon. Waldon said allot of good things about this site and said this was good site to find good people and won't have to politcaly correct. I go to Saint Pauls down the street from me.

Exodus 20:12
"Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.

Hello, Simon.

My name is Elmer. I found this site from divine intervention by Jesus Christ, Our Savior, OUR LORD. Jesus showed me many good things about His Word and said His Word was a good way to become a good person, and that His good is not the same as being politically correct. However, it does not mean hateful speech or rhyparograhpic language. I worship with my Brethren and Sisters.

My favorite verses can be seen below.

I come here to worship, not to browse in a idle way, not to do provocation on my Brethren who are here in earnest to have fellowship in God.

I hope your reasons are impeccable, as well. You can assure us of your good intentions by answering the questions my Brethren and Sisters have asked.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Simon Belmont]

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I discovered Jesus at a young age. I was raised by a very religious christian family. I come here only for good purposes. I only wish to be accepted by the lord. My favorite bible quote is:

Exodus 20:12
"Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Dear Simon,

Are you a sinner?

If so, donate to God's favorite church.

See a pastor for details.

[Faith_Machine]

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Hi there, Simon. What would you say is the biggest impediment you've face in trying to live a Christ-centered life?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Simon,

Your failure to interact with us regularly concerns me, but I'm sure you're involved with the Lord's work, so no harm done.

Since the glorious second coming of our Savior is imminent, (Matthew 24) it is more important than ever to harvest souls for the Master. We must be about bringing in the sheaves, so that when the roll is called up yonder, we'll be there.

As Christ's elect, we here at LBC would be just thrilled to learn more about how your witness is attracting new sinners to the cleansing of Christ's blood. Hallelujah! I pray that His hand is always upon you, drawing you close to His Side and filling you with His Holy Spirit!

In Christ,
NRL

[Simon Belmont]

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I've been away providing some help with my local church so my apologies for my failure to be on. I've never faced any problems with living a religious lifestyle but then again most of the folks in my town are religious as well. No, i'm not a sinner, Everything I do is the way the lord asks all people to.

[Steph Leia]

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I've been away providing some help with my local church so my apologies for my failure to be on. I've never faced any problems with living a religious lifestyle but then again most of the folks in my town are religious as well. No, i'm not a sinner, Everything I do is the way the lord asks all people to.

Well, you must have sinned as SOME point
Romans 3:23
Basically saying everyone has sinned.

You are lucky you live in a religious town. I live in godless Australia, surrounded by negroes. It's hard to find a godly, white husband here

What sort of help do you do at your church?

Anyways it's nice to meet you

[Simon Belmont]

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What sort of help do you do at your church?

I've been providing assistance with a bake sale they've been having to raise money for the homeless. It's honestly quite sad the growth of homeless in my town. It seems too double each year.

[Alvin Moss]

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The homeless are like cats, Simon. If you feed them, they will never go away. My advice is to stop giving them food and throw rocks at them until they leave.

Also, that verse you cite is a corruption of God's word. Please get you a King James Version of the Bible. All other versions contain errors, some very many.

[Steph Leia]

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You are actually quite lucky right now. There is a thread going on about this issue currently. Check it out.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=100203

YIC
Steph