[Mistress Cookie]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Of course you're right, Sister Cheshire. There will still be a market for recorded books for women. Some of the books (such as the autobiography of Sister Aimee Semple McPherson) might sound strange, AT FIRST, being read by men...but there will be no women readers to record them.

Or there could be a recording device put in the woman "readers" ear (or brain?) and a Christian Man could "feed" her the words.

Wow. That could actually be useful in a LOT of situations. How do we patent it???

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Why don't I have an edit button. Do members only get edit buttons?

Members have bestowed upon them many blessings beyond just an "edit" button. They have many other "buttons" as well that Jesus trusts them to use responsibly, and not just to pleasure themselves. For example, Members can send and receive personal messages. God has to really bestow His trust for these things to happen. He would not tolerate an Al-Qaeda cell plotting the overthrow of Christianity or an Al-Gore cell trying to profit on carbon credits.

As to why Mistress Cookie received a Member status after only 48 hours of joining God's favorite forum, this is a matter that is solely in the hands of the Holy Spirit. I myself was raptured from Unsaved Trash to True Christian™ after being here for only a week.

[snottyduck]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Then ask them for an edit button.

LOL, Look at the last photograph! And you are saying Jesus hates sodomites??

BTW, all those photo's are no proof, they are just random patterns that look like human faces, the human mind is always scanning for recognizing faces.

[SUV]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Snotgansken! You're LOLing! Are you feeling the lurve of JESUS?

[Nobar King]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Consider yourselves lucky. I was under investigation for a month before I became a member.

[snottyduck]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Snotgansken! You're LOLing! Are you feeling the lurve of JESUS?

Har, if that last photograph is proof that Jesus exists then there is poop coming out of his head.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

<< You were lucky to be chosen for membership. That means that your devotion to Jesus was deemed sincere. Don't let us down. >>

Wise words, Brother King. (Or should I say Brother Nobar, as "Brother King" just doesn't have the right ring here.)

I am not only ecstatic with being invited into The Fold as a Member, but humbled. Ours is a heavy cross of responsibility to bear.

But it wasn't all smooth going. I got an infraction almost immediately by thinking our Church name was spelled "Landrover". But Brother Wide-Open quickly set me straight, for which I am ever thankful unto both he and the Lord. Let this inspire any Unsaved Trash who've racked up infractions, and think they're blackballed for all God's eternity; Turn That Frown Upside Down! It doesn't mean they're held against you forever!

PRAISE BE!

[snottyduck]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

<< You were lucky to be chosen for membership. That means that your devotion to Jesus was deemed sincere. Don't let us down. >>

Wise words, Brother King. (Or should I say Brother Nobar, as "Brother King" just doesn't have the right ring here.)

I am not only ecstatic with being invited into The Fold as a Member, but humbled. Ours is a heavy cross of responsibility to bear.

But it wasn't all smooth going. I got an infraction almost immediately by thinking our Church name was spelled "Landrover". But Brother Wide-Open quickly set me straight, for which I am ever thankful unto both he and the Lord. Let this inspire any Unsaved Trash who've racked up infractions, and think they're blackballed for all God's eternity; Turn That Frown Upside Down! It doesn't mean they're held against you forever!

PRAISE BE!

How much did it cost you to become member??

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

Don't listen to that lying ding-dong. You should be very happy that you are on your way to Salvation.

How do you achieve 'Salvation' again?

[snottyduck]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

How do you achieve 'Salvation' again?

By donating a certain sum of money through the paypal button here in this site. You know what that means.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God gave me an edit button! (AND MEMBERSHIP!!)

How do you achieve 'Salvation' again?

Don't listen to unsaved scum like the duckman. He'll drag you down to hell right along with him and laugh at you.

God's Plan for Salvation can be read HERE. I strongly urge you to study it carefully, then drop to your kneees and pray that Jesus wash you clean with His blood.