Greetings

[Steph Leia]

Hello everyone. I'm Steph. My favourite bible verses are 1 Timothy 2:9 and 1 Timothy 2:12. I go to Beaumaris baptist church. I was lucky enough to be born into a baptist family, so I had my loving parents help me find Jesus. It was my 18th birthday yesterday, and my father gave me permission to go onto this site. I'm thinking about starting to look for a husband: the sooner the better and the more soldiers for Christ I can have.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Re: Greetings

Dear Steph:

How many African children have you sent bible tracts to today?

Would you like to donate to Landover Baptist Church?

Hallelujah.

Praise Jesus.



Pastor Jerome

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings

Dear Steph:

How many African children have you sent bible tracts to today?

Would you like to donate to Landover Baptist Church?

Hallelujah.

Praise Jesus.



Pastor Jerome

Hello pastor,

I don't think I've heard of bible tracts before. Do you perhaps mean gospel tracts? As in a piece of writing talking about our saviour, Jesus.

And yes, I would love to donate to your church.

Yours in Christ
Steph

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Greetings

Happy Birthday, Stephanie
1 Timothy is a great source of inspiration to me, too.
It would be best if you enlisted your father or pastor to find a good husband for you though

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings

Happy Birthday, Stephanie
1 Timothy is a great source of inspiration to me, too.
It would be best if you enlisted your father or pastor to find a good husband for you though

Thank you for your kind birthday wishes

Of course. I will talk to my father and my pastor about it as soon as I can, because of course, the earlier I find a husband, the better it will be!!
1 Timothy 2:15
I hope to be saved as soon as possible, and make many little soldiers for Christ.

Praise

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Re: Greetings

Landover Baptist takes Paypal.

Amex really joos you for real.


Praise God, Steph!

God bless you!!!




Pastor Jerome

[Steph Leia]

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Pastor Jefferson: I am most sorry, but as it stands I do not have a paypal account-and have never even heard of amax!
-my father prefers to keep the money to himself. I'll talk to him about it though


To the moderators: I'm not trying to be rude or offensive in any way whatsoever, but why have I been labelled as a suspected abo? I can assure you that I am completely and utterly White.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Greetings

Aren't most Austrians abos?

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings

Aren't most Austrians abos?

Not most, maybe around 20/30%. My parents were actually Canadian and Ukraine. My dad was from Ukraine, and my mom was Canadian. I was born in Canada, but we moved to Australia when I was six, because my dad thought Canada was too cold.


Just read my location, and gotta say, made me laugh . I don't think I've ever eaten a grub, although I have seen some pretty majestic caves.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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Dear Princess Leia:

I thought you were white.

If you an Abo, you in my territory, hun.

You need to come down to my church to get them demons of yours exorcised.

You can wear whatever undergarment you want.

Come bathed, showered, and with a righteous submissive attitude.

Daddy Jerome gonna take care of you real good. Them demons of yours gonna get exercised!



Pastor Jerome

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings

Dear Princess Leia:

I thought you were white.

If you an Abo, you in my territory, hun.

You need to come down to my church to get them demons of yours exorcised.

You can wear whatever undergarment you want.

Come bathed, showered, and with a righteous submissive attitude.

Daddy Jerome gonna take care of you real good. Them demons of yours gonna get exercised!



Pastor Jerome

I am white, that's why I am so confused.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

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I am white, that's why I am so confused.

I went through that stage, too, honey pie.

I used to try an tear this ugly black skin off my body till I got down to the bone.

My mommy beat me down saying "son, we all got our crosses to bear."



Pastor Jerome

[Steph Leia]

Re: Greetings

I went through that stage, too, honey pie.

I used to try an tear this ugly black skin off my body till I got down to the bone.

My mommy beat me down saying "son, we all got our crosses to bear."



Pastor Jerome

I am completely and utterly white, I'm not actually joking. What makes you think I'm not white anyways? There are loads of white people in Australia and I'm one of them.

I really wouldn't care if I was an aboriginal. I mean, I'm glad I'm not, but as long as you follow the path of Christ, it really doesn't matter that much.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Greetings

I went through that stage, too, honey pie.

I used to try an tear this ugly black skin off my body till I got down to the bone.

My mommy beat me down saying "son, we all got our crosses to bear."



Pastor Jerome

Jerome, what your mammy didn't tell you is to take a bath and scrub that dirty black skin off.

[Jerome Jefferson III]

Re: Greetings

I am completely and utterly white, I'm not actually joking. What makes you think I'm not white anyways? There are loads of white people in Australia and I'm one of them.

I really wouldn't care if I was an aboriginal. I mean, I'm glad I'm not, but as long as you follow the path of Christ, it really doesn't matter that much.

Ain't nothing wrong with your beautiful black skin, sista!

You may even got that good hair.

Still God will not allow us into his congregation even unto the tenth generation:

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

http://biblehub.com/kjv/deuteronomy/23.htm

Until then you belong to me, sugar.

You come on down to my church, you hear?

Don't tell nobody, even your parents.

and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.

http://biblehub.com/kjv/matthew/10.htm

Ain't no other way for me to praise Jesus than by jumpin out them demons in a big fat black woman like you!

Hallelujah!