[Basilissa]

Re: New to the forum

I did say I am attending a Church where it's predominantly African Americans. I only forget because I haven't attend the Church that long.

I realize it must be hard to adjust from that ebonics thing to Proper American, so I will treat you like a dumb foreigner (I'm dealing with them daily, and believe me, my patience is almost exhausted) and explain proper grammar to you:

When you say "I am attending" it means present tense, like, right now.

It is contradictory to your next statement, where you say, "I haven't attended...." which means past tense, like, ten years ago.

You either attend a church currently, or you haven't done it in a long time. So, which one is it, sweetie?

Also, why does someone give me an infraction for answering a question in my own thread? Why did you ask a question and not expect the thread owner to answer in the first place? Hypocrite much?

I cannot give infractions, but if I could, I would have given you one for whining and lying (i.e., contradicting yourself).

[Wide-Open]

Re: New to the forum

Thread owner?

You DID read up on your rights on this forum, yes?

Also: you are literally all over the map. Could you please choose a lie and stick to it? Thank you.

[scione]

Re: New to the forum

You cannot remember the name of the church you go to?

So, you say you go to the oldest African American church in the Midwest.

Congratulations, I guess...?

I'm glad you didn't say you went to for example Greater King Salomon Baptist Church, though. (Because that would be another lie, that church has been closed for a long time).

I did say I am attending a Church where it's predominantly African Americans. I only forget because I haven't attend the Church that long.

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Also, why does someone give me an infraction for answering a question in my own thread? Why did you ask a question and not expect the thread owner to answer in the first place? Hypocrite much?

[Wide-Open]

Re: New to the forum

I think Mr. Much is still bitter about that time Bobby-Joe pinched his nose, turned it upside down so he could sniff his own forehead, and made him eat a picture of his prophet Dickie Dawkins.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: New to the forum

Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Did anyone wake up Bobby-Joe and the DoF?

ftfu

Naughty, Didy! They're pretty much on the ball since they got everything automated. A few months back I got a call from the DoF querying something posted on here in my name. Turned out that I'd left the laptop on without logging out and one of the grandkids had behaved like the pre-teen he is. His dad dealt with him, and when we were all over in Freehold back in May, Bobby-Joe himself "had a quiet word". It didn't sound quiet from where I was standing. But I have a lot of confidence in him and his team since then.

[Basilissa]

Re: New to the forum

Oops. Wrong church. Ignore the last one. I can't delete it. That church was recommended by a friend
It's Second Baptist Church that I regularly attended.

You cannot remember the name of the church you go to?

So, you say you go to the oldest African American church in the Midwest.

Congratulations, I guess...?

I'm glad you didn't say you went to for example Greater King Salomon Baptist Church, though. (Because that would be another lie, that church has been closed for a long time).

[scione]

Re: New to the forum

Oops. Wrong church. Ignore the last one. I can't delete it. That church was recommended by a friend
It's Second Baptist Church that I regularly attended.

[scione]

Re: New to the forum

To anyone still wondering. I attended St Cyprian's Episcopal Church.

[Basilissa]

Re: New to the forum

That's correct, I'm from Detroit. East side of Detroit. I currently I'm not in Freehold, but in a process of moving closer to the Church. I'll correct my location if you like.

Thank you

I have taken some cocaine in my days, but I have stopped since I found God. If I hadn't found him, I would still be doing heroin, meth, and LSD.

Aren't you a lucky one, then. Among the millions of people who suffer addiction, God inexplicably has chosen you to save you from it. Praise Jesus!

[Didymus Much]

Re: New to the forum

Did anyone wake up Bobby-Joe and the DoF?

ftfu

[scione]

Re: New to the forum

Did anyone warn Bobby-Joe and the DoF?

No I did not.

[Wide-Open]

Re: New to the forum

Did anyone warn Bobby-Joe and the DoF?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: New to the forum

What?

Romans 15:11

And again, “Praise the Lord, all you Gentiles, and let all the peoples extol him.”

I was afraid you would not understand.

Ecclesiastes 3:8
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.


What is the time for you? Which one do you choose to make your mark? What time is it? Is it running out?

Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak.


I choose silence, for now. It can lead to God. So can speaking. So can peace. War. Sewing and knitting. It's all about timing, isn't it?

Ecclesiastes 3:2
A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted.


What do you plant here? I planted broad beans. It was springtime in the Northern part of the Earth's loverrrly disk. They are doing fine. Flowering. Lovely. My timing was OK. It's all about timing, isn't it?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[scione]

Re: New to the forum

You say in your profile that you live in Freehold. I'm away on a mission in South America, so I cannot confirm that personally, but I've asked our Mayor Hold and he says you're lying. I know our Mr. Mayor, so I know he's not lying; therefore, I conclude that you are lying.

Didn't you say at some point you were from Detroit (or was it some other heathen)? Which part - the East Side? In this case, you're excused, I guess, all that crack kills the brain cells.

That's correct, I'm from Detroit. East side of Detroit. I currently I'm not in Freehold, but in a process of moving closer to the Church. I'll correct my location if you like.

I have taken some cocaine in my days, but I have stopped since I found God. If I hadn't found him, I would still be doing heroin, meth, and LSD.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New to the forum

You say in your profile that you live in Freehold. I'm away on a mission in South America, so I cannot confirm that personally, but I've asked our Mayor Hold and he says you're lying. I know our Mr. Mayor, so I know he's not lying; therefore, I conclude that you are lying.

Didn't you say at some point you were from Detroit (or was it some other heathen)? Which part - the East Side? In this case, you're excused, I guess, all that crack kills the brain cells.

This is true, Sister. I double checked in the Civic records and there is not record of a Mr Scione or in fact anybody new to the Community in the last three months.

Your assertion that this one is a liar (and therefor not a Christian) is correct.



YIC