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  • Six Mastersaw
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 5
    #1

    Hello there.

    I've been lurking this forum for a bit now, and I thought I would introduce myself.
    My name is Gabriel, and I'm 18 years old. I live with my family, and am currently in between High school and the rest of my life. I was straight for the first 17 years of my life, then bisexual for about a month. After that, I became completely gay. Around last summer, just before I turned 17, I became a furry, which I rather enjoy. Near christmastime last year, I became severely emo. I'm still decently emo at this time, but I have made a big recovery. Currently, I am an Asatruist, In which I worship Odin principally, I was converted to Asatruism by my closest friend, who is a Venatruist. Mostly, I'm wondering if you have the power to save even me?
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932
      #2
      Re: Hello there.

      Originally posted by Six Mastersaw View Post
      I've been lurking this forum for a bit now, and I thought I would introduce myself.
      My name is Gabriel, and I'm 18 years old. I live with my family, and am currently in between High school and the rest of my life. I was straight for the first 17 years of my life, then bisexual for about a month. After that, I became completely gay. Around last summer, just before I turned 17, I became a furry, which I rather enjoy. Near christmastime last year, I became severely emo. I'm still decently emo at this time, but I have made a big recovery. Currently, I am an Asatruist, In which I worship Odin principally, I was converted to Asatruism by my closest friend, who is a Venatruist. Mostly, I'm wondering if you have the power to save even me?
      Jesus has the power to heal all friend. Which animal do you like to dress up as when you get sodomized?

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Hello there.

          Could be worse, at least you're not Catholic.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Six Mastersaw
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2008
              • 5
              #4
              Re: Hello there.

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              Jesus has the power to heal all friend. Which animal do you like to dress up as when you get sodomized?
              A red Wolf.

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932
                  #5
                  Re: Hello there.

                  Originally posted by Six Mastersaw View Post
                  A red Wolf.
                  Okie dokie. And which animal is your highest preference to pound your ass?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello there.

                      Originally posted by Six Mastersaw View Post
                      A red Wolf.
                      Are you another damned injun? Did you guys get electricity on the reservation or something?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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