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How might this accursed Hamite serve you true Christians??
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Re: Here to serve
How many times?Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
Read the flarin Bible(KJV1611) and live by it. You don't need to over complicate things: read it, live it, obey it.
That way you might just get into Heaven: what don't you understand?
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -
Re: Here to serve
Well son, that's awfully sweet of you to ask. When in doubt, I always turn to the Holy Bible. Let's see what it says about service and about True Christians™.Originally posted by knob polisher View Post
True Christians are Joint-Heirs with Christ.
True Christians are as important like Jesus (they are his “hands and feet” after all) which makes a True Christian only slightly less popular than Beyonce, slightly less adored than Kirk Cameron, and only slightly less influential than George W. Bush. The Holy Bible tells us True Christians™ are sons and daughters of God:
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.
Romans 8:14
And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
Romans 8:17
Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved
And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus
Ephesians 2:5-6
And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed,
and heirs according to the promise.
Galatians 3:29
In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Ephesians 1:11-12
Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
Colossians1:12
In other words, to serve True Christians™, you might think of how you'd serve the Lord Almighty Himself. Fortunately, the guesswork has been taken out of this equation for you. If you want to know how to serve the Lord Almighty Himself, simply refer to His Holy Word:
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter:
Fear God, and keep his commandments:
for this is the whole duty of man.
Ecclesiastes 12:13
Well, that sounds simple enough, doesn't it?
When you are faced with a True Christian™ in your presence, be afraid. Be very afraid. And do what he commands.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Here to serve
I was going to offer a suggestion to Brother Polisher, but then Mary had to mention Kirk Cameron and my heart went all aflutter.
Perhaps after I calm down I will be able to make a sensible comment. Until I can, Brother Polisher, may I say that Mary's post is phenomenal!
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Re: Here to serve
Dr. Niles,Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Are Hamites permitted to read? Perhaps that's the issue.
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Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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Re: Here to serve
Use the colored entrance.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Here to serve
Once you yourself are for sure on the right path and baptized, may I suggest converting other strong nonbelievers like you once were to accepting Jesus? "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost" Matthew 28:19"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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