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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2013
    • 999
    #16
    Re: Divine Cactus says hello!

    Welcome, David - cautiously.

    Mother and Father stated that young women should not ride bicycles since it could possibly cause injury to my special private places that are not meant to be manipulated except by my husband once we have proclaimed our eternal love for one another in the bonds of matrimony. To have ones maidenhood devastated by a Schwinn or Huffy was more than dear Mother could bear, so she made me promise never to mount such an object.

    I shall be praying for you as soon as I've added you to my electronic prayer list. I look forward to learning more about you as we praise God together.

    NRL
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999
        #17
        Re: Divine Cactus says hello!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Heaven!

        What will it be like, do you think? What will I do when I first see face to face? Will I fall to my knees? Will I stand there with my mouth agape? I would die of embarrassment, but I couldn't die in Heaven, so I guess I'd maybe hide in my mansion or something? But then, I couldn't come out to sing His praises, and would He think I was ignoring Him if He didn't see my face? What would He think of me if He never saw me in Heaven because I would be too embarrassed to show myself ever? He might think I was just using Him for a free ride to Eternal Glory, but I WOULD NEVER! I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH! I would NEVER take advantage of Him! I should probably stay down at His feet until He tells me to get up, or maybe He would place his hand gently on my back to let me know He'd had enough. Or maybe I should follow Him so every time He stops walking I could jump down to His feet and kiss them and wash them with my tears! Yes! That's what I'll do! O Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!
        Darling Mary,

        Have you had your hormones checked recently? You seem all in a tizzy. While I completely understand that the prospect of being face to face with the Glorified Savior creates waves of excitement throughout my soul, I believe your fears might be fueled by either a lack of or an overabundance of something in your system. I'm sure you don't smoke crack, so it must be estrogen.

        Had you taken any cough medicine prior to your response? Do you show any signs of scurvy?

        Praying,
        NRL
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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