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  • christiankjv
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2014
    • 1
    #1

    Hello!

    Hello, everyone. I am a 30-year old male who works at Outback Steakhouse.
    I am currently married, with 3 boys and 1 girl. I was just wondering, are there certain fonts that I should use? I don't want to anger God by using the wrong font. I would also like to tell you that my favorite bible verse,(in the Godly KJV, of course) is Numbers 23:22
    God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn. I like this verse because it shows the strength of God, and that unicorns are real. I currently can't find a church that hasn't been taken over by papists, so we teachour children about the Bible at home. So that's me! I know that i will have a fun time on this Godly forum, and I hope all of you do too.
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079
      #2
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by christiankjv View Post
      ...I was just wondering, are there certain fonts that I should use?...
      How about the standard one? It's good enough for all of the Pastors here. Are you special, somehow?

      ...I don't want to anger God by using the wrong font...
      *cough* Comic Sans *cough*

      ...So that's me!...
      Except for the "how did you find Jesus" part.

      ...I know that i will have a fun time on this Godly forum, and I hope all of you do too.[/FONT]
      Who told you that sharing the Word of the Lord is supposed to be fun? I'm not finding that in the Bible. Lots of stuff about persecution, but no fun.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by christiankjv View Post
          Hello, everyone. I am a 30-year old male who works at Outback Steakhouse.
          I am currently married, with 3 boys and 1 girl. I was just wondering, are there certain fonts that I should use? I don't want to anger God by using the wrong font. I would also like to tell you that my favorite bible verse,(in the Godly KJV, of course) is Numbers 23:22
          God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn. I like this verse because it shows the strength of God, and that unicorns are real. I currently can't find a church that hasn't been taken over by papists, so we teachour children about the Bible at home. So that's me! I know that i will have a fun time on this Godly forum, and I hope all of you do too.


          Really?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900
              #4
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by christiankjv View Post
              Hello, everyone. I am a 30-year old male who works at Outback Steakhouse.
              I am currently married, with 3 boys and 1 girl. I was just wondering, are there certain fonts that I should use? I don't want to anger God by using the wrong font. I would also like to tell you that my favorite bible verse,(in the Godly KJV, of course) is Numbers 23:22
              God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn. I like this verse because it shows the strength of God, and that unicorns are real. I currently can't find a church that hasn't been taken over by papists, so we teachour children about the Bible at home. So that's me! I know that i will have a fun time on this Godly forum, and I hope all of you do too.

              Never trusted that font! Nuff said?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hello!

                  Oh, I love Outback Steakhouse! I figure it's only a matter of time before the Abbos start boycotting the place and claiming it's guilty of "cultural appropriation," though.

                  The PC liberals never met a business they didn't want to destroy.
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                    • Walter Van Slyke
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 212
                      #6
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by christiankjv View Post
                      I was just wondering, are there certain fonts that I should use? I don't want to anger God by using the wrong font.
                      God likes fonts that are easy to read.

                      1 Corinthians 14:9 So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

                      He also likes prose that is easy to read, just like His Holy Word. Regular visitors here cannot help but have noticed how all TrueChristians here use correct English syntax and grammar to make themselves crystal clear. Especially Pastor Zeke, whose gift for the succinct is without parallel.
                      Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                        • Attila's Wife
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 1941
                          #7
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by christiankjv View Post
                          I am currently married....
                          What exactly do you mean by currently here? Is your wife in some way unsatisfactory?

                          But then you also say:

                          I currently can't find a church that hasn't been taken over by papists...
                          Is this a new word that you have just learned? If so, well done!

                          YiC
                          AW
                          2 Timothy 3:16

                          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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