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    Guess who's back?

    So I've been doing some external research on Landover Baptist. I feel as if your message is truly acceptable, and I've read the KJV1611 cover to cover. I'm ready to assist all who want to spread Landover Baptist's message of love, Jesus, and NO HOMERSEXUALS.


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  • #2
    Re: Guess who's back?

    Oh, welcome

    Isaiah 28:14-16
    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
    Revelation 21:8

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    • #3
      Re: Guess who's back?

      Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
      So I've been doing some external research on Landover Baptist. I feel as if your message is truly acceptable, and I've read the KJV1611 cover to cover. I'm ready to assist all who want to spread Landover Baptist's message of love, Jesus, and NO HOMERSEXUALS.


      This is most excellent news! Whenever a sinner finally understands that it is the duty of all right minded people everywhere to take the Good News of Jesus' conditional love for His followers (and ONLY His followers) that the sinners of the world CANNOT pretend to be Christians and be taken seriously by Jesus unless they adhear the all of the Bible: even the bits that conflict with so called modern morality!

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • #4
        Re: Guess who's back?

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Guess who's back?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well put Pastor Zeke, time will tell.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • #6
            Re: Guess who's back?

            I'm eager to hear what it was that changed your mind, friend. Did you finally open yourself up and allow Jesus to enter you?
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            • #7
              Re: Guess who's back?

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              I'm eager to hear what it was that changed your mind, friend. Did you finally open yourself up and allow Jesus to enter you?
              I know allowing Jesus to come inside of me is what changed my life around. I hope this is the case for this piece of unsaved trash living on the sticky substances on the floors of adult video arcades. Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved"

              Amen
              Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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              • #8
                Re: Guess who's back?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'm sorry that you don't believe me, Pastor. Time will prove that I am one hundred percent honest.

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                • #9
                  Re: Guess who's back?

                  Originally posted by ThatOneGuyHolmberg View Post
                  I'm sorry that you don't believe me, Pastor. Time will prove that I am one hundred percent honest.
                  So you're not going to let satan do the Riverdance on your prostate anymore? It is a noble goal, but you're going to need Christ's help. I suggest you ask your father to give your mother permission to buy This Helpful Book for you. May it serve as your springboard to Salvation.

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