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Hello there my fair True Christians. I have looked over past postings in the forum and decided that since you seem to be all for the proper worship, I thought I would join your ranks. I do hope I'm accepted and welcomed, and not endlessly trolled by SOME people who seem to have nothing better to do than assure damnation.
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Re: Greetings
Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? What is your weapon of choice? And so on.Originally posted by Shambers View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thank you for your kind greetings Pastor. I'm 34. I practice at home as God has not found my city worthy of a True Church. My preferred weapon is the mighty stone and sling, perfect for bringing down giants and stoning sinners even harder than normal.Comment
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Originally posted by Shambers View Post
Amen Friend, Take a look around and enjoy. You will find plenty of True Christians here to help you on your journey.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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